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Why do seashells make that swirling noise?

What's the reason?

by Anonymousreply 803/27/2013

It's your earworms trying to get back to the sea to mate, OP.

Obviously.

by Anonymousreply 103/27/2013

Oh. Dear.

by Anonymousreply 203/27/2013

Echoing of the blood flow in your ear.

by Anonymousreply 303/27/2013

It's indigestion.

by Anonymousreply 403/27/2013

Jiggle the handle and the swirling noise will stop.

by Anonymousreply 503/27/2013

You are hearing the air whipping around your cranial cavity.

by Anonymousreply 603/27/2013

It's that little bit of ocean that, despite all efforts to the contrary, remains forever trapped in the innermost chambers, yearning to return to the larger currents and depths.

by Anonymousreply 703/27/2013

I smell cunt and it's not the OP.

by Anonymousreply 803/27/2013
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