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If cats dominated the world

How would you feel? I'd love it!

by Anonymousreply 3003/28/2013

At my house, they pretty much alrerady do dominate.

by Anonymousreply 103/27/2013

It would be a stinky litterbox.

by Anonymousreply 203/27/2013

Well the under 30s would love it, not to mention Annonymous.

by Anonymousreply 303/27/2013

Nothing would ever get done because they would constantly be distracted by prisms and glints off of jewelry playing on the walls and ceiling.

by Anonymousreply 403/27/2013

here you go OP

by Anonymousreply 503/27/2013

Cats are serial killers.

by Anonymousreply 603/27/2013

Wouldn't matter if they got distracted by "ooohhh shiny!", there'd be enough willing slaves to do all the work. Just a continuation of now in fact. The only thing that's holding them back is no credit card and a lack of opposable thumbs.

by Anonymousreply 703/27/2013

r6 is right

by Anonymousreply 803/27/2013

I'd kill myself.

by Anonymousreply 903/27/2013

Pussy rules!

by Anonymousreply 1003/27/2013

Wait. We don't?

by Anonymousreply 1103/27/2013

"If", OP?

Silly human.

by Anonymousreply 1203/27/2013

I love the fact that cats essentially break every commandment there is in Christian mythology.

by Anonymousreply 1303/27/2013

I love cats!!!

by Anonymousreply 1403/27/2013

Well, other than thumbs and lack of credit cards, you forget that most cats that aren't to busy struggling to feed themselves alone simply cannot be bothered with world domination.

"No time, I found a sunny spot to nap"

by Anonymousreply 1503/27/2013

[quote]If cats dominated the world

It would be catastrophic

by Anonymousreply 1603/27/2013

If cats dominated the world, they'd make humans clean out their dirty litter...oh wait.

by Anonymousreply 1703/27/2013

Civilized cats are Libertarians -- feral ones are anarchists. Neither type is interested in ruling the world, they just want to be in charge of themselves.

by Anonymousreply 1803/28/2013

They would attack us in packs and eat us.

by Anonymousreply 1903/28/2013

My pussy is a dictator!

by Anonymousreply 2003/28/2013

Betty Buckley would be president.

by Anonymousreply 2103/28/2013

YouTube would only have clips of humans doing cute stuff, like having troubles to open the cat food cans.

by Anonymousreply 2203/28/2013

I imagine the rich cats would have dogs and humans in cages doing the fakeout throw for their entertainment (like court jesters). They would scoff at the dumb dogs and then break off midsentence to chase a shadow moving across the wall.

by Anonymousreply 2303/28/2013

We could never use the phrase "I'd lick his shitter" ever again.

by Anonymousreply 2403/28/2013

They have NO THUMBS!

by Anonymousreply 2503/28/2013

I'm looking forward to serving our new overloads.

by Anonymousreply 2603/28/2013

Licking your own anus would be a daily requirement.

by Anonymousreply 2703/28/2013

I would make sure the blades on my lawn mower were sharp

by Anonymousreply 2803/28/2013

You would ALL give me kisses, 'cause I'd be your missus!

by Anonymousreply 2903/28/2013

They had that Futurama episode where the cats were rulers, it was very cute. They finally played the sound of a huge can opener over the city's sound system to round them up and get them back to where ever.

by Anonymousreply 3003/28/2013
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