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When I have to go to a church and pretend to pray, I always place my head between my knees and cover my ears.

This way I appear to be the most devout supplicant of them all and I blow cool air on my balls. The only problem is, this position covers my ears. The last time I did this, when I sat up, everyone had gone home and I was praying/blowing all alone. I was thinking I need a bicycle helmet mirror to keep me properly advised when people are leaving.

Any other suggestions, DLovelies?

by Anonymousreply 003/26/2013
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