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My stomach's got the thungries.

What should I do?

by Anonymousreply 403/26/2013

Sleep face down with your fists pressed into your stomach and think about how no one will ever love you if you gain any weight.

by Anonymousreply 103/25/2013

My stomach is making the rumblies that only hands will satisfy.

by Anonymousreply 203/25/2013

Think about having to eat a hairy unwashed Irish ass.

by Anonymousreply 303/25/2013

I'm starting the master cleanse tomorrow, by Friday I will feel like you, but I'm sticking it out this time. Last time I only went four days on it. We can do this.

by Anonymousreply 403/26/2013
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