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It was just announced that Warren Buffet has purchased the Catholic Church.

He stated he was going to use all the churches as official Man-Boy Love meeting sights. He's already decreed that cassocks will be shortened to just above the knee and that zippers will be added in the folds for easier access. All the organ pipes will be moved to horizontal positions so inexpensive vibration rides will be easier and faster for those who enjoy having their privates titillated.

Warren expects to merge the CC with his Chicken Ranch holdings to reduce any duplication in day to day management.

by Anonymousreply 003/25/2013
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