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Just poured water on some perfectly good bread to stop myself from eating it

Ate it anyway. BECAUSE I AM AN ANIMAL.

by Anonymousreply 2303/31/2013

Mmm. Bread. Water. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 103/25/2013

Puh. That's nothing new.

All men are animals.

by Anonymousreply 203/25/2013

How biblical

by Anonymousreply 303/25/2013

Lena tweet.

by Anonymousreply 403/25/2013

Normal tongue?

by Anonymousreply 503/25/2013

If it's "good bread" it's probably mostly fiber- so it would go right through you. What's the problem?

I think that's why people are so angry these days; they're starving themselves to get washboard abs.

by Anonymousreply 603/25/2013

Bread is crabs, you dumbass, R6.

by Anonymousreply 703/31/2013

OP, I feel your pain. That's why I not only pour water on it, I shove it down my garbage disposal abefore I have a chance to second guess myself. I baked a cake for Easter brunch and I have leftovers. It went down the disposal! I kept a quiche which I will bring to work tomorrow. I put it in the break room, step away for three minutes and presto! It's gone.

by Anonymousreply 803/31/2013

I want some quiche and I wouldn't feel guilty for eating it.

by Anonymousreply 903/31/2013

OP - did you ever fling a partially eaten Sara Lee cheese cake out of your Columbia U. dorm window in a panic one evening when someone knocked on your door? You were afraid of being found binging.

by Anonymousreply 1003/31/2013

Is this all so you'll have a washboard stomach, and be able to wrap your legs around your head when your trick fucks you?

by Anonymousreply 1103/31/2013

You don't need a washboard stomach to wrap your legs around your head.

by Anonymousreply 1203/31/2013

OP is a woman

by Anonymousreply 1303/31/2013

The person described R10 was a body image obsessed gay man. Wouldn't most fraus just dispense with the pretense of making the bread unpalatable and just gulp it down while snorting with pleasure?

by Anonymousreply 1403/31/2013

Cunts are such cunts.

Next time just plop a twatclot on your loaf. That way when you inevitably eat it you'll at least get a little protein, fatso.

by Anonymousreply 1503/31/2013

OP, are you Anne Lamott?

If so, you owe me money.

by Anonymousreply 1603/31/2013

[quote]did you ever fling a partially eaten Sara Lee cheese cake out of your Columbia U. dorm window in a panic one evening when someone knocked on your door? You were afraid of being found binging.

What is this a reference to? Did this happen on some show?

by Anonymousreply 1703/31/2013

Carbs, R7, not crabs. R6 was indeed wrong, but you're not the one to call him names.

by Anonymousreply 1803/31/2013

WATER, OP? You're going to have to do better than that. Try hydrogen peroxide or Comet.

If you're staying with someone you hate who has tempting food, and you can't destroy it or throw it away, swipe the toilet with something and then transfer it to the food when no one's there.

by Anonymousreply 1903/31/2013

OP, run into any special education students lately?

by Anonymousreply 2003/31/2013

if you'd been serious you would have poured windex on the bread and poisoned your fat ass

by Anonymousreply 2103/31/2013

R17 - That's a story an old friend told me years ago about a binging episode in college. He'd been tucking into an entire cheesecake when friends knocked on his door. Not wanting to be found out, he panicked and tossed the thing out the window instead of saying "Hold on" and hiding it under the bed or something.

Desperate measures of people with food issues, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 2203/31/2013

And, most importantly, I forgot to say, my friend had the habit of declaring "I AM AN ANIMAL" sometimes when he'd indulged in excesses. Food, drugs, whatever.

by Anonymousreply 2303/31/2013
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