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Which celebrity has the best and worst name abbreviation?


J-Lo - Do I even need to say whose this is?

CZJ - Catherine Zeta-Jones' common abbreviation is short, and easily identifiable.

ScarJo - Scarlett Johanssen's is fun to type, easily identifiable, and saves you from Googling how to spell her last name. Is it two Ns? An E, or an O?


J-Hud - Jennifer Hudson's moniker is easily identified as her, but is awkward and not very flattering sounding. Makes you think THUD.

J-Law - Am I talking about Jennifer Lawrence or Jude Law?

K-Stew - This makes me think of Kristen Stewart but also diarrhea for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 1303/26/2013


by Anonymousreply 103/24/2013

Which was the first?

by Anonymousreply 203/25/2013

No one with more than half a brain refers to any of them by cutesy nicknames or abbreviations in conversation.

by Anonymousreply 303/25/2013

I find this practice puerile.

I do not wish to seem so, so I abstain from using them.

by Anonymousreply 403/25/2013

To highlight the lunacy of this trend, an ex-boyfriend and I made up our own:


by Anonymousreply 503/25/2013

S-Spiel never really caught on.

by Anonymousreply 603/25/2013

I like Barack Obama's ....


by Anonymousreply 703/25/2013

"K-Stew - This makes me think of Kristen Stewart but also diarrhea for some reason."

Perfectly appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 803/25/2013

How about K-Mart for Kellie Martin ?

by Anonymousreply 903/25/2013

R9, seems appropriate since neither have been relevant since the 20th century.

by Anonymousreply 1003/25/2013

Jo-Go Joseph Gordon Levitt

by Anonymousreply 1103/25/2013

He Ho, Hedda Hopper.

by Anonymousreply 1203/25/2013

All the kids call me MDNA!

by Anonymousreply 1303/26/2013
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