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Complete the following sentence: life would be better if...

Life would be better if I excelled at school and also became better at hands-on activities.

by Anonymousreply 2703/25/2013

.. 6 billion people suddenly disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 103/23/2013

I was remotely attractive.

by Anonymousreply 203/23/2013

...I were promoted over my peers.

by Anonymousreply 303/23/2013

... Chris Meloni's ass was on my face as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 403/23/2013

there were no Christians

by Anonymousreply 503/23/2013

If I went to french immersion in 7th grade when I had the chance. Learning French at 21 years old sucks balls.

by Anonymousreply 603/23/2013

...I could wean myself off the 3 depression/anxiety meds I'm currently taking that leave me tired and with no sex drive.

by Anonymousreply 703/23/2013

I accepted reality rather than fantasize about how it could be improved.

by Anonymousreply 803/23/2013

Stupid people were unable to affect the lives of others.

by Anonymousreply 903/23/2013

...I hadn't written an email maligning by fat new coworker on Friday.

by Anonymousreply 1003/23/2013

r5 wants Sharia.

...if....I had money, looks, and will-power. I have brains.

by Anonymousreply 1103/23/2013

I could finish out my working life without fear of being laid off and never being able to find a job again.

by Anonymousreply 1203/23/2013

I had # 4 an #5 and could finally spit on that old dyke Hepburn's grave.

by Anonymousreply 1303/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 1403/23/2013

...if people used just a FRACTION of the intelligence most of us were given. Instead of parroting stupid propaganda that someone else told them.

by Anonymousreply 1503/23/2013

There were no sports.

by Anonymousreply 1603/24/2013

Primetime were over.

by Anonymousreply 1703/25/2013

People were honest, unselfish, and thoughtful.

by Anonymousreply 1803/25/2013

OP: unless you're at school now, it's if I HAD excelled at school.

Ditto R6: If I HAD GONE to French immersion in 7th grade

What is it with Americans and the past perfect tense?

by Anonymousreply 1903/25/2013

... most people didn't reproduce.

by Anonymousreply 2003/25/2013 seemingly endless 17 month stretch of unemployment ended with a rewarding full-time job in Manhattan ot Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 2103/25/2013

...Both a cure and a vaccine were found for HIV.

by Anonymousreply 2203/25/2013

If I hadn't been a kid who confused creativity and originality with subversion and eccentricity.

by Anonymousreply 2303/25/2013

R23 is adrift in a miasma of abstraction

by Anonymousreply 2403/25/2013

I never had to do laundry again.

by Anonymousreply 2503/25/2013

Yeah, R25. The fact that we have to do laundry is one of the best arguments against "intelligent" design.

by Anonymousreply 2603/25/2013

There was no religion.

by Anonymousreply 2703/25/2013
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