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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords...

...is no basis for a system of government!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6603/27/2013

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 103/23/2013

Help, Help, I'm being oppressed!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 203/23/2013

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 303/23/2013

Now we see the violence that's inherent in the system!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 403/23/2013

"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 503/23/2013

Dennis! There's some lovely filth over here!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 603/23/2013

I ORDER YOU TO BE QUIET!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 703/23/2013

Fetchez la vache!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 803/24/2013

(paraphrasing) When danger reared it's ugly head, Sir Robin turned his tail and fled...

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 903/24/2013

well I didn't vote for you r7

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1003/24/2013

Well I didn't know you were called Dennis.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1103/24/2013

"What else do we burn?"

"MORE WITCHES!!"

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1203/24/2013

Ahh ah ah..but what else floats?

I'm sorry, I am laughing out loud and uncontrollably from that last post about more witches, I think the answer to the "what else floats?" is very small stones.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1303/24/2013

Ni!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1403/24/2013

r14 must want me to taunt him again (right?)

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1503/24/2013

We have no shrubberies here.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1603/24/2013

Running away, eh? Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1703/24/2013

I'm 37, I'm not old!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1803/24/2013

I got better...

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 1903/24/2013

NONE SHALL PASS!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2003/24/2013

It's a farcical aquatic society!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2103/24/2013

A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2203/24/2013

Oh, come on, you pansy!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2303/24/2013

Who are the Britons?

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2403/24/2013

It's only a model.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2503/24/2013

You make me sad, so be it.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2603/24/2013

If she weighs the same as a duck..she's made of wood!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2703/24/2013

You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2803/24/2013

He was not all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave Sir Robin..

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 2903/24/2013

[quote]You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me!

Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3003/24/2013

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3103/24/2013

To fight! His head cut off and his legs are gone..

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3203/24/2013

Why do you think we speak with these outrageous French accents?

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3303/24/2013

Father: "One day, lad, all this will be yours."

Son: "What, the curtains?"

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3403/24/2013

Are you trying to suggest that coconuts migrate?

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3503/24/2013

She has huge.... tracts of land

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3603/24/2013

Ohhh it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3703/24/2013

Oh, wicked, bad, [italic]naughty[/italic] Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem...

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3803/24/2013

1...2...5! No, three! THREE!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 3903/24/2013

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4003/24/2013

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4103/24/2013

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4203/24/2013

HELP!!!

I'm being repressed!!!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4303/24/2013

I think that a strange woman lying in pond handing out swords sounds like about the about the best national security policy out there today.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4403/24/2013

"Look at the bones!"

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4503/24/2013

lol at Tim r45.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4603/24/2013

"Who's that then?"

"I dunno, must be a king."

"Why?"

"He hasn't got shit all over him."

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4703/24/2013

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4803/25/2013

I want...a shrubbery!!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 4903/25/2013

What're you going to do, bleed on me?

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5003/26/2013

Have at you!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5103/26/2013

Manky Scots git...

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5203/26/2013

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5303/26/2013

Let's not go there....It's silly.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5403/26/2013

"We're the knights of the round table...."

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5503/26/2013

bump

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5603/26/2013

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Aaaaarrrgghh!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5703/26/2013

^ What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5803/27/2013

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies....

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 5903/27/2013

...for death awaits you all with big pointy teeth!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6003/27/2013

That rabbit's dynamite!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6103/27/2013

I'm not dead

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6203/27/2013

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6303/27/2013

Lancelot: We got here in the nick of time, you were in great peril!

Galahad: I don't think I was.

Lancelot: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.

Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

Lancelot: No! It's too perilous!

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6403/27/2013

You're banging two coconuts together.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6503/27/2013

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch!? Your arm's off! Black Knight: No, it isn't. King Arthur: Well, what's that then?! Black Knight: I've had worse.

by The Neither Old Nor Female Dennisreply 6603/27/2013
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