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Great sex with a total asshole

This is about a guy in college, a friend of a friend, whom I disliked right away. He was an arrogant douche, and he would make rather homophobic, but also homoerotic jokes/taunts directed at me (which I ignored, but also was kind of turned on by, tbh).

The highpoint/lowpoint of this came at a party, where I was talking about sex with him and a female friend, and he, somewhat drunk, said to me: "If you ever want to know what it's like when a real man pops your pooper, you can pay me a visit." (The friend was visibly embarrassed by his "joke".) I was embarrassed as well, but also turned on and intrigued.

One evening a week or so later, I said to myself "fuck it" and knocked on the door of his single dorm room. When he opened, I said I'd thought about his recent offer, and asked if it was still on. Of course I knew that I was risking humiliating myself in front of him if it had really been nothing but a joke, but it felt worth the risk. After a moment where he seemed surprised, he told me to come in, and immediately started taking off his clothes. He topped me in the most degrading way, and I came hard.

It became a regular thing. About once a week I'd come to his room, where he'd either tie my hands to his bed or desk and do me doggystyle, have me sit on him and ride his cock, or have me give him a blowjob (which always involved sucking his toes as well, and keeping my hands on his feet while sucking his cock).

The whole thing went on for about 6 months, then it fizzled out. But the fact that he got a girlfriend halfway through had no impact on it. He'd tell me that she refused to take it up the ass, swallow, or let him talk dirty to her during sex, and that it was good to have a homo like me, who knew it was his job to please his man and do what he wanted. (I can't say I wasn't a little bit ashamed of myself, but it was just too hot to stop it.)

by Anonymousreply 4803/25/2013

This thread is making me horny!

by Anonymousreply 303/23/2013

Wow, it's like attending Creative Writing 101 all over again!

by Anonymousreply 403/23/2013

You're pathetic, OP, but mainly because he's fug.

by Anonymousreply 503/23/2013

You forgot to end your post with "and then I woke up".

by Anonymousreply 603/23/2013

bump

by Anonymousreply 703/23/2013

Does he have Marfan syndrome?

by Anonymousreply 803/23/2013

He's a mouth-breather. Next...

by Anonymousreply 903/23/2013

[quote]he, somewhat drunk, said to me: "If you ever want to know what it's like when a real man pops your pooper, you can pay me a visit."

I agree: this never, ever, ever happened.

Can't we get a better quality of trolls somehow? This is a far cry from the days of "Not without my daughter" or "I'm not running a bed and breakfast here!" when the trolls knew how to create scenarios that sounded at least halfway plausible.

by Anonymousreply 1003/23/2013

Hey, it's not my fault he was a sleazy weirdo, r10. I'm not sure if that was his exact wording, but the words "real man" and "pooper" were definitely in there...

by Anonymousreply 1103/23/2013

The only reason I believe you is because no one would fake with a picture that ugly.

by Anonymousreply 1203/23/2013

Too bad the picture doesn't match the story.

by Anonymousreply 1303/23/2013

Wow, I just now clicked OP's pic. He's fucking hot. No way I believe the story though - the guy in the pic looks way too nice.

by Anonymousreply 1403/23/2013

I always wondered what the banjo-playing retard in "Deliverance" grew up to look like.

Exceptionally Silly Testimonial, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1503/23/2013

[quote]Can't we get a better quality of trolls somehow? This is a far cry from the days of "Not without my daughter" or "I'm not running a bed and breakfast here!" when the trolls knew how to create scenarios that sounded at least halfway plausible.

Let's have a list of all the wonderful, memorable threads you started R10. I'm willing to bet the number is zero, and you probably bashed Noodles everytime he posted, too.

by Anonymousreply 1603/23/2013

Did he come in your ass?

by Anonymousreply 1703/23/2013

That's a nice story, OP. Can you make up another one for us?

by Anonymousreply 1803/24/2013

I got fucked once, too.

by Anonymousreply 2003/24/2013

The Troll @ R10 returns @ R19 to bitch some more about OP, yet has never contributed any worthwhile thread at DL. It's trolls like this who chase people away, yet someone's always complaining about all the garbage that's posted here. Just look to the pathetic Troll to see why people get disgusted. R19 IS garbage.

by Anonymousreply 2103/24/2013

is the pic him or you?

by Anonymousreply 2203/24/2013

I love this thread. I'm in publishing and if somewhat brought this to me as a book....

by Anonymousreply 2303/24/2013

My reaction is that you should NEVER fuck this guy again, OP. He's probably your nephew.

Thank god you can't get pregnant, because your child would look even more messed up than him.

Also, current college students (even drunk ones) don't say "pay me a visit" in any contexts. Maybe when socializing with the elderly.

by Anonymousreply 2403/24/2013

How did you know he had a single room, OP? That's pretty rare in most college dorms.

by Anonymousreply 2503/24/2013

I had fuck buddies in the dorms and one of them was a douchebag but gave a good fuck. It can happen. But they were all gay guys. And none were mouth breathers.

by Anonymousreply 2603/24/2013

Honestly, if the guy at the link tried to take all tough guy/dominant I'd laugh in his fucking face.

by Anonymousreply 2703/24/2013

All that is missing is a little sentence that says 'and because of my submissive powers I changed him for the better and we lived happily everafter'.

by Anonymousreply 2903/24/2013

Pic is him.

Yeah, r17.

Haha, why are you so hung up about that word, r19? You have to remember it was supposed to sound like a "joke". Besides, talking about my ass in colorfully vulgar ways was kind of his thing, as I later found out during the sex.

Not a mystery, r25, I'd been there before.

by Anonymousreply 3003/24/2013

How so, r13?

by Anonymousreply 3103/24/2013

OK, going to be honest now: I DID lie in my OP, but not the way you think. Actually the thing is still going on - I just "set" it in the past as a protective measure, out of embarrassment.

I mainly made the thread to find out if you guys think continuing the relationship is an indication of self-loathing. The poll's been interesting, but otherwise the thread's mainly focused on the believability of my story (I don't quite understand why it's so hard to believe?), and I'd like to hear some opinions.

by Anonymousreply 3303/24/2013

The sex drive makes us all do strange (sometimes embarrassing) things.

by Anonymousreply 3403/24/2013

The sex is great and he's not married, so what's there to stop?

by Anonymousreply 3503/24/2013

In other words:

1. Met another fucked-up twink at a party 2. He was even a bigger asshole than me 3. Got fucked

End of story.

by Anonymousreply 3603/24/2013

OK, I'll play, whether an EST or not. OP, if you're getting off on it and your mouth breather guy isn't harming you, engaging in this "relationship" or arrangement might not be self-loathing.

But if it's keeping you from finding a real boyfriend or if he's abusing you physically or psychologically then you're making a huge mistake and could be setting a negative pattern for future relationships.

My experience was from 1981 when I was naive, horny, and inexperienced. It was difficult to find other gays on campus then. I had a fuck-buddy relationship with a guy who lived right across the hall from me in my dorm. He was closeted, arrogant, snobby rich kid who was actually a good-looking and kind lover. We couldn't stand each other when we weren't having sex. It felt degrading, but I felt I had no other choice until I met someone else over summer break.

I have no regrets except for when he gave me crabs. The time we were fucking was like "Homosex 101".

Decades later, we live in the same area. I occasionally bump into him and sort of cringe (what was I thinking?!) but remember some of the hot sex. He's now totally out. One time on the subway he approached me out of the blue and apologized for being an asshole. He's still an asshole, but now he's an unattractive asshole.

I was desperate back then. It's 2013, my friend. Find someone who is great in bed and loves you. Good luck!

by Anonymousreply 3703/24/2013

[quote]the thread's mainly focused on the believability of my story (I don't quite understand why it's so hard to believe?),

Gee, I have absolutely no idea either. Do you think maybe

"If you ever want to know what it's like when a real man pops your pooper, you can pay me a visit."

might have a little something to do with it? Who knows.

by Anonymousreply 3803/24/2013

Thanks, r37.

[quote]But if it's keeping you from finding a real boyfriend

I'm not actively looking for a bf atm, but when I've hooked up with other gay guys in the last few months, I didn't cum when I bottomed for them, as I almost always do with him - something was missing.

by Anonymousreply 3903/24/2013

Don't worry OP, no one believed my story below either. It was also about a totally degrading hook up that I got off on.

by Anonymousreply 4003/24/2013

[quote]How so, [R13]?

I was expecting someone beefier, more college-jock like. Yours is too nelly (and I think I recognize him from porn, further adding to the credibility factor here).

To "match the story," I was expecting someone more along these lines:

by Anonymousreply 4103/24/2013

R40, that thread will go down in DL history as one of the top 20 classics of all time. You should teach a master class.

by Anonymousreply 4203/24/2013

Google image search a great thing- and the image was posted back in 2012 on the 'bambiboy' website

by Anonymousreply 4303/24/2013

Yep. Good work, r43. OP is an EST. Scroll down and see the ugly boy.

by Anonymousreply 4403/24/2013

wow, the guys on that site really look like children.

by Anonymousreply 4503/24/2013

thread closed

by Anonymousreply 4603/24/2013

Really?

by Anonymousreply 4703/25/2013

Busted.

I've seen the pictured guy in twink amateur videos

by Anonymousreply 4803/25/2013
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