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King of Cocks?

That is one impressive hardon.

by Anonymousreply 3506/29/2013

That little boy's penis is revolting. Fuck you, OP. You've turned me straight.

by Anonymousreply 103/22/2013

Ridiculous, R1. The boy is gross, but the penis -- that's a gift from god.

by Anonymousreply 203/22/2013

Dorky looking guys with huge dicks are my number one turnons

by Anonymousreply 303/22/2013

Really, r3? I find that kid absolutely repulsive. Nice cock, too bad it's not attached to an attractive guy.

by Anonymousreply 403/22/2013

Ewww!!! Kill it!

by Anonymousreply 503/22/2013

I had a kind of an 8 month fuck bud relationship with a very cool guy ( and fucking handsome to boot ) who possessed a cock just like that. But you know what attracted me - his brains. He was so smart, and devilishly clever/funny. It was fun to play with his monster, but I never overly praised him about it or anything - I was really into his mind. Just a very intelligent and dynamic guy. Only major problem - LAZY in bed. Wanted me to do all the work all the time - and then wouldn't cuddle really, just rolled over into a fetal position with his back to me all night as we slept... :( I think monster cocks are a burden to some guys maybe. Not sure if they EXPECT worship - or if they just figure worship is how it goes because that's all they've ever known? To this day, I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 603/22/2013

The DL prissy types always hate/resent normal looking guys. For them it's gotta be some old hairy steroid-boobed priss.

by Anonymousreply 703/22/2013

I'd prefer a remotely attractive guy with an average dick *shrugs*

by Anonymousreply 803/22/2013

Porn name is Steven Prior

by Anonymousreply 903/22/2013

Gay guys on average have bigger penises than straight guys.

by Anonymousreply 1003/22/2013

Let's run through the checklist:

1. not old

2. not orange-skinned

3. not fat

4. not effeminite

5. not overmuscled

6. caucasian

Yep, that does it. The DL fem set will spew hate toward him.

by Anonymousreply 1103/22/2013

I worry that he's uncut. Otherwise, I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 1203/22/2013

Yes, the cock is very impressive. But, with all the cocks and guys on the internet, it fails. There are plenty of pics/vids of just-as-big or bigger cocks and infinitely more attractive people.

by Anonymousreply 1303/22/2013

Here he is in action

by Anonymousreply 1403/22/2013

I've stood here before, beside the falling rocks

With the world turning circles, spinning in my socks

I guess I'm always hatin' how the DL mocks

But it's my destiny to be the King of Cocks

King of Cocks! King of Cocks!

I will ALWAYS be King of Cocks!

by Anonymousreply 1503/22/2013

Ugly as sin. If you're in possession of a massive peen or great ass you can get away with average or below par looks. But not full on fug.

by Anonymousreply 1603/22/2013

He should feed the hungry gay men of the world.

by Anonymousreply 1703/22/2013

Yuck, you have to be desperate.

by Anonymousreply 1803/22/2013

I hate euro-porn. Everyone looks emaciated and sickly, as if it's fashionable to be poz there. The younger ones all look like dirty street hustlers who haven't had a good meal in weeks and the older ones look like leather freaks with Prince Albert piercings and deep lines around their mouths from facial wasting. The ONLY exception to this is Bel Ami who is the only Euro studio to put out quality films with quality boys.

Say what you will of American culture but at least we get the porn aesthetic right. The all American " arrogant jock", "hapless frat boy" or "innocent boy next door" thing cannot be replicated by any other international market. It's distinctly an American trait.

by Anonymousreply 1903/22/2013

[R19] South American Latino porn can be nice sometimes too =)

by Anonymousreply 2003/22/2013

Beautiful cock, but that kid looks like Gollum.

by Anonymousreply 2103/22/2013

dude, who cares? that dude is not attractive in the least and he looks like a boy. not cool.

by Anonymousreply 2203/23/2013

It's actually just a run of the mill 5½ cock.

It's just that the guy is 4'6" and weighs 58 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 2303/23/2013

That guy must be a full 10% cock. That's one of the highest "cock to body mass" guys I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 2403/23/2013

R24 He has an even higher "cock to fug" ratio.

by Anonymousreply 2503/23/2013

Fitzgerald Scott/Mike Mann

by Anonymousreply 2603/26/2013

Datalounge, your anti-Caucasian hatred is killing us all!

by Anonymousreply 2703/26/2013

R25, not really. This guy is kind of plain, but he's not "fugly". If you think he is, you lead a very sheltered life among some unnaturally beautiful people, and probably should get out more into the real world.

by Anonymousreply 2803/26/2013

Sorry but that kid is really ugly. I would take a pass. Now the blatino at the R26, Fitzgerald Scott is fucking hot!

by Anonymousreply 2903/26/2013

R29, I think THAT guy is ugly as sin. Ick.

I don't think you know what ugly is, to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 3003/26/2013

Yes R30 I know ugly when I see it hon. Either way it doesn't matter, I would never want to deal with that much meat, either one. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 3103/26/2013

Fitzgerald Scott is blazin hot

by Anonymousreply 3203/27/2013

His dick grew faster than his body. Maybe he'll grow into his dick. But it's a beauty and perfectly uncircumcised.

by Anonymousreply 3303/27/2013

What R24 said.

And damn, y'all are some picky, vicious bitches.

by Anonymousreply 3406/24/2013

sad

by Anonymousreply 3506/29/2013
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