I think I know what it's about. This new female employee started hear this week, sitting a couple a cubes down from me. We're both admins for the same exec. In a nutshell, she's loud, fat and obnoxious. So it's Friday, and I sent an email to a few a my work buddies essentially calling her a loud-mouthed pig and thanking god that I got through my fist week with her. I forgot that one of the chicks on the email list is friendly with the HR bimbo who contacted me. My guess is that HR was forwarded the email, which means I could be in hot water. Yeah, I know it was stupid, but I don't think I should loose my job over this.
The HR bimbo wants to see me in her office first thing Monday morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/25/2013|
No, you should lose your job for your atrocious spelling.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/22/2013|
[quote] I don't think I should loose my job over this.
But you should for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/22/2013|
You should lose your job for this, spelling aside.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/22/2013|
[quote]This new female employee started hear this week
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/22/2013|
[quote]started hear this week
Exactly what did she start to hear?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/22/2013|
Either this is an EST, a troll post, or OP is a complete fucking asshole. Who should "loose" his job and run, not screaming, over to McD's or, if more upscale in his mind, Starbucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/22/2013|
Maybe she got a cochlear implant.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/22/2013|
You are SO fired, Mary.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/22/2013|
The use of the word "bimbo" tells us all we need to know about you, OP! Asshole!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/22/2013|
This can't be real. You can't be that stupid. If it is though, we wanna know what happens so please post at 9:30 am Monday when you get home from work.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/22/2013|
I hope you plan to spend the weekend updating your resume.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/22/2013|
Please don't insult our intelligence with this poorly-written fiction.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/22/2013|
Where do you work, OP? I need a job and it sounds like yours will be available soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/22/2013|
I think you should spend your weekend drinking heavily and making prank calls to your superiors.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/22/2013|
If you don't get fired, will you be turning your emails into a weekly newsletter? Maybe that's why she want to see you. She dug the first week and wants new installments from here (or hear) on out!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/22/2013|
[quote] I got through my fist week with her
Fist weeks are a trying time.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/22/2013|
I've already got the Letter of Reprimand ready to go, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/22/2013|
[quote]My guess is that HR was forwarded the email, which means I could be in hot water.
It has nothing to do with that. You're in trouble because you didn't want to participate in the teambuilding day that I worked so hard to organize.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/22/2013|
Don't even get me started.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/22/2013|
OP. I hope they don't call me in asking what I know about you.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/22/2013|
[quote]I hope you plan to spend the weekend updating your resume.
You mean "resoomay"
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/22/2013|
If you want to keep your job OP I suggest you appear genuinely contrite at your HR meeting.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/22/2013|
He Emailed Someone who Tattled.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/22/2013|
Op, if you can keep your job through this, you will be fired soon. You can't control yourself enough to not call her a bimbo and you apparently like to write..good luck, with this and in life Rainman.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/22/2013|
No one likes a catty bitch, good speller or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/22/2013|
Your mussy stinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/22/2013|
Especially Sensitive Tale from someone who can not spell.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/22/2013|
The only way you'll survive this is if you've made yourself indispensable to your company. If your company would greatly suffer in some way because of your absence you'll get away with a slap on the wrist.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/22/2013|
But GWRTHCWIE at r29, do you send said emails to the friends of people you trash? That's the crux of Op's problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/22/2013|
You wish this was true, OP.
You haven't had a job in years.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/22/2013|
Sorry, but how dumb can you get posting something like that on a work e-mail? IT is usually policing that stuff too. I never use work e-mail for anything besides work; you can get into too much trouble.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/22/2013|
So OP shouldn't be posting about this from work on his computer that he didn't log out of today? Uh oh..
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/22/2013|
[quote] I sent an email to a few a my work buddies essentially calling her a loud-mouthed pig and thanking god that I got through my fist week with her.
Who does this from their work account? AT work?
I don't know if this is an EST but you sound borderline retarded, OP.
Also, "a few a mine"? Are you really this ignorant?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/22/2013|
Still, in the contest between the hateworthiness of a trolling EST with uncreative "spelling" issues and a mean spirit, and a spectral fat officecube cunt,
I hate the phantom twat more.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/22/2013|
IT don't monitor no emails or internet. My co. actully fired the IT dept this passed year, and they now contract IT consultance. My stupid mistake was sending the email to bitchfrend of the HR bim. I was thinking, the bim will have to explain how she got the email in the first pace, which mean having to finger her frend, so it might be to the bims benifit to gimme a pass on this one in order notta throw the bitchfrend under the bust.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/22/2013|
Now I know this is fake. No way you are that fucking obtuse. Nice double negative and spelling in r37. You took it to far with the "It don't do no monitoring" crap. Passed? consultance? Come on.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/22/2013|
What kind of work do you do that you sit in a cubicle and work on a computer, but you write and spell at a first grade level?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/22/2013|
They can't fire you for that OP. Everyone gets snarked about in an office. Everyone. What I don't understand is why they hired the fat woman in the first place. I feel for you dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/22/2013|
Oh thanks Norma Rae at r40. You should go in to the meeting with OP and tell them how they can't fire him.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/22/2013|
OP Don't know whether HR will fire you for this. But if they want the real dirt on you, I've got it.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/23/2013|
HR wouldn't contact you on Friday afternoon and tell you they want to see you on Monday. That's absurd.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/23/2013|
Well it's certainly a case of Especially Specific Timing, r43.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/23/2013|
Way overplayed at r37, trashfaggot.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/23/2013|
Actually, this is the plot for the new Umpy movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/23/2013|
Umpy would never portray himself as a sassy cubegay with obnoxious attitude the way OP does. And the problem is far too prosaic.
Umpy's scenario would be more like, "The HR lady wants to see me in my office and all I did was ask her how she as a Jewess felt about the Holocaust's effect on her people!"
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/23/2013|
Here's (or, in your case, Hear's) what you do: Smile, laugh and say 'IT WAS A JOKE' I LOVE HER! I WAS JUST KIDDING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
Works every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/23/2013|
[quote] Umpy would never portray himself as a sassy cubegay with obnoxious attitude the way OP does. And the problem is far too prosaic. Umpy's scenario would be more like, "The HR lady wants to see me in my office and all I did was ask her how she as a Jewess felt about the Holocaust's effect on her people!"
I rather miss Umpy's faux-naivete and his constant, low-level queasy, closeted bisexuality.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/23/2013|
I agree with R49. Umpy was quite a fine troll. I have fond memories of him and Tammy.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/23/2013|
I don't know, usually Friday is the best day to let someone go. Even if they dont do it on Monday, you will be on their shit list forever as they build a slow paper trail to get rid of you for something else.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/23/2013|
Grab your nuts when you walk into the office to see HR. You will be dealing with VIPs.
AKA: Vaginas In Power
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/23/2013|
Lets see, you can find an anonymous gay board to bitch to, but use company email to publicly berate a coworker in company time using company servers. Intentionally documenting your stupidity. I find this scenario highly unlikely.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/23/2013|
We agree with you r51. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/23/2013|
Tell her you are part Asian. And in your culture its considered good form to tell the truth so people can fix what is wrong. Then ask HR whats wrong with telling the truth?
Not just a difference of opinion if the bitch is 300lbs, its a fact. "I am being fired for stating facts?"
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/23/2013|
HR bimbos are the worst. Most have that job because they couldn't do something else. No little kid has ever said "when I grown up, I want to be an HR director so I can fire people"
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/23/2013|
If you're getting fired they wouldn't give you advance notice of the Monday meeting on Friday. Most companies wisely keep any hint or possibility of impending termination vague or obscure until the very last moment. They wouldn't tell you on Friday to report to HR Monday morning, as that gives you days to speculate, stew, jump to (possibly correct) conclusions and plan revenge or sabotage. They'd wait until you showed up Monday and call you in for an immediate meeting, not set it up days in advance and before a weekend, too. As others have noted, firings and layoffs almost always happen on Fridays.
What DO you do, that you work in a cubicle and operate a computer, but you write, spell and express yourself like a mentally impaired child?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/23/2013|
Two things. If this is really a real post and you really want to keep your job, make sure you A: record the conversation B: have a second person in the room on your side with you. (this is more important and your right to do so)
I can tell you from personal experience that the HR bitch lied in court when push came to shove about what went down in her office.
HR bitch got fired anyway, but still got away with the lie and company won the case.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/23/2013|
They don't usually fire people on Mondays.You might get written up and have something placed in your file. Or, maybe be verbally reprimanded.
Three things are important: Your sincerity when you apologize and tell your HR person that what you did was immature and unprofessional, and it certainly isn't the way you'd want to be treated if you were in that person's position.
Remember to say what you did was wrong because that is definitely not who you are. Right? So don't say "I was unprofessional..." say "that behavior is unprofessional." See the distinction?
Second, what kind of relationship do you have with your immediate supervisor? Does this person depend on you, work well with you? Why do they need two admins? Were they hoping you'd train her so they could promote you or have you been a problem in other areas as well?
Third, what is your reputation at work? Do you play well with others? Are you taken seriously and are you well liked? Do you have a reputation as a good solid employee? These are things that will factor into your future.
Remember, that fat cow will probably work circles around you. She will work very hard to be accepted. Shit on her at your peril.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/23/2013|
Oh, and stop referring to the HR person as a bimbo. It will bleed into your attitude and affect the way to get on with her. You really sound immature and foolish. Maybe you should get fired. If not, try to repair your attitude. Whatever you may think or feel don't bring it into the workplace.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/23/2013|
Ginny - you are such a bitch.
I'll be wanting to see you too on Monday morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/23/2013|
I'd go in and pack up over the weekend to keep from having to do it with security in front of everyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/23/2013|
OP, I guess you're learning the hard way that HR doesn't like to babysit employees. What a childish and stupid thing to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/23/2013|
Lol, r62 is Lawrence from 'Office Space."
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/23/2013|
You won't get fired OP. If your nasty email is anything like your misspelled post they won't have understood any of it. They'll probably just want to know why you're sending out emails in a language other than English.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/23/2013|
I found your collection of obscenely large dildos and anal douching products in your bottom left hand drawer of your cube. I have been experiencing severe trauma ever since.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/23/2013|
Dear HR Bimbo -
Since your lobster Mac and cheese nearly wiped out the guys in the warehouse at the Spring Equinox pot luck, I would use up some personal days next week.
Langostino ain't lobster and Kraft ain't Mac and cheese.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/23/2013|
I am so glad that piss elegant admin is getting the canned on Monday! He is such a rude, obnoxious little shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/23/2013|
OP, I'm so angry at you right now. I thought you were going to be a perfect employee when I said we should interview you and now my reputation for finding ideal employees is going to be questioned!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/23/2013|
You deserve this OP. This is karma for never bringing a dish to any of the potlucks for my 300lb fat ass to eat!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/23/2013|
I hear that they want to discuss your diet and constant farting in "cube city." It seems they want you to put a cork in it - literally. I'm sure a butt plug would work here. You should offer that!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/23/2013|
These young people today have no manners!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/23/2013|
Huh? I'm confused. What's going on?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/23/2013|
OP,you need to think positive and do not even consider that this is about the fat cow you have to work with. Maybe HR wants to send you to some classes they give periodically to learn new techniques or new software.
Maybe they want to ask you how you like your new team member. Maybe they want you to organize the company softball team.Maybe they want to tell you your boss is leaving and as the senior member you will take over his duties.
Remember, HR has to cover her tracks too about how she came to discover the e-mail. And really. You are to stupid to live. Why in the world did you send an e-mail to someone you know is close to HR, and who you obviously cannot trust? You call this a friend?
You are a really dumb shit. You must have already gotten reactions to your e-mail. Like deafening silence. I bet everyone is being super nice to your new team member and ostracizing you.
Are you looking for a new job? If they really are going to fire you, they have to take steps. They have to do the verbal reprimand for offense #1. Written for offense #2, and fired for offense #3. YOu must have already done steps one & two. LOL!
I bet no one at that office can stand you. I bet you abuse your authority, swanning around acting like Miss Thing, bossing people around on behalf of you boss. Everone probably hates you, you arrogant, supercilious creep.
Bet you're a stool pigeon too, and report on your co-workers. Get people in trouble. If you notice people bringing in cupcakes and champagne and those awful little plastic cups, then, yes, you're getting fired.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/23/2013|
I hope his ass gets fired. This lil white girly boy always walkin round here like he better than everybody else.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/23/2013|
[quote]You are to stupid to live.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/23/2013|
I seen that OP following the mailboy to the baffroom. Theys in there right now. That one mailboy who walk around talkin to hisself, and wear his pants all hiked up above his waste. He wear them white socks, an you can see his leg when he don't pull them up right. You know the one. They catched him in the stairwell that time rubbin on hisself.He said he was shamed and he wouldn't do it again. His boss tol him to only touch hisself in the baffroom stall wiff the door locked. Mmmmm, Hmmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/23/2013|
As if the OP holds a job.... lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/23/2013|
What kind of stupid ass wipe uses company email. That shit can come back to haunt u. U should be fired u stupid fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/23/2013|
[quote]This new female employee started hear this week
was she previously deaf? It's great news that she can now hear.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/23/2013|
OP, please do post and let us know how things go. Your nasty attitude is perfect for DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/24/2013|
If it were already determined that you're fired, the appointment would have been for Tuesday (the easiest day to fire someone).
However, you're not necessarily out of the hot water, as it may be an opportunity for you to apologize, eat craw or do exactly as they say - or else.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/24/2013|
[quote]In a nutshell, she's loud, fat and obnoxious.
I have to agree with the fat part - I've had to fix the fat asses' chair twice since she's started!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/24/2013|
[quote]the phantom twat
That's my superhero name!
Let's give it to OP and get this crap over 100 and then let it die.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/24/2013|
Well, it seems I got all worried over nothing. We're switching insurance plans on April 1, the bimbo just wanted to inform me that I neglected to fill out some stuff with the paperwork. No harm done. Ugh that fat thing has been quite annoying today. I can't...I just can't.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/25/2013|