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by Anonymousreply 13703/28/2013

Thanks for that. The groom is a prime illustration of fit-fat to me. Love that body type.

by Anonymousreply 103/21/2013

Argh. My boobs look like that, but I'm 57.

by Anonymousreply 203/21/2013

She's gross. Ugly face, ugly tits, everything.

by Anonymousreply 303/21/2013

IMHO more power to them. They do what they like.

by Anonymousreply 403/21/2013

This seriously can't be real

by Anonymousreply 503/21/2013

Anyone else notice that the preacher has Coke bottle bottom glasses?

by Anonymousreply 603/21/2013

Her boobs aren't bad.

by Anonymousreply 803/21/2013

When, how, and why did "buck naked" become "butt naked"? Similarly "set foot in"/"step foot in."

by Anonymousreply 903/21/2013

[quote]Get over yourself

Troll, heal thyself.

by Anonymousreply 1003/21/2013

I think what is beyond disgusting the fact that they have that python? Especially under the same roof with their cat! That snake will defiantly eat the cat. Their is something really mentally wrong with them and they seem like trailer trash. I get a vibe the guy is bisexual or gay.

by Anonymousreply 1103/21/2013

I'd spread for him as long as he kept his mouth shut.

by Anonymousreply 1303/21/2013

I remember snorkeling in Jamaica ten years ago when a boat from Hedonism pulled up, and all these nudists started jumping in the water next to us. Every single nudist was this size or larger.

Is there some reason skinny people aren't nudists?

by Anonymousreply 1403/22/2013

Why'd that gay dude marry his hag? Health insurance?

by Anonymousreply 1503/22/2013

You guys don't see her potential--her face is pretty.

With a decent haircut, cute glasses (or contacts), and a better diet, she would be stunning.

by Anonymousreply 1603/22/2013

That face is no where NEAR pretty. Those l o n g titties aren't helping her either.

by Anonymousreply 1703/22/2013

R16,

Not pretty now, but it could be--decent bone structure and her complexion is very good. Also there is a sweetness to her eyes and brows.

The boobs would be better if she lost some weight and, of course, wore a bra.

Could be a fixer-upper.

by Anonymousreply 1803/22/2013

**that post was for R17

by Anonymousreply 1903/22/2013

What about that scene with her holding the riffle, aren't they survivalist rednecks? It'd take a lot of fixing to fix that up.

by Anonymousreply 2003/22/2013

With a jaunty hat and a well-placed wrist corsage, she'd be the belle of ANYone's ball!

by Anonymousreply 2103/22/2013

The most she could ever be is passable, and it would take work, and money at that. I'm not saying he's a prize either, but compared to her...

by Anonymousreply 2203/22/2013

So jealous! Damn, it's so sad. Why not just be happy for them?

by Anonymousreply 2303/22/2013

He's not fit nor a hunk. Well actually if you're unfit your automatically not a hunk.

But he definitely is a fatso. Maybe him and Val or Oprah or Kristie or Fergie can go on a diet together.

by Anonymousreply 2403/22/2013

Ha. He once once a nude model and a stripper ....... and I am still the Queen Of Sheba.

by Anonymousreply 2503/22/2013

Thank you r9! Jesus, that annoys me so badly and they had it written on that stupid WE site more than once. One time I could think was an accident but twice? Fucking idiots. Oh and that chick has horrible tits and could stand a reduction. That guy has Ted hair (a guy I used to know whose hair was awful) and I assume he meant nude figure modeling for art classes but the stripper thing..no.

by Anonymousreply 2703/22/2013

I see the fat; I don't see the fit.

by Anonymousreply 2803/22/2013

This is known in Star Trek circles as a traditional Betazoid wedding.

by Anonymousreply 2903/22/2013

R20,

I'd let her keep the rifle if she'd surrender that puce baby shirt and abominable black shorts that she was strolling around Vegas in, which are actually more dangerous to public health than a firearm.

by Anonymousreply 3003/22/2013

r28, a lot of DL'ers will go for practically anything in pants.

by Anonymousreply 3103/22/2013

What are you looking at r8? Her boobs are horrendous!

by Anonymousreply 3203/22/2013

OH are those her boobs? I thought that was two softballs in a pair of panty hose around her neck.

by Anonymousreply 3303/22/2013

The boob situation can be handled with surgery. But they both need to lay off the carbs to even approach 'somewhat' attractive.

by Anonymousreply 3403/22/2013

Her boobs are not horrible--they are what some women's boobs have looked like for thousands of years of human history. Just because they are not surgery-perfect or pubescent perky doesn't mean they can't be attractive. They're middling, workaday, pedestrian boobs.

by Anonymousreply 3503/22/2013

Worst I've ever seen r35.

Worst I've ever seen!

by Anonymousreply 3603/22/2013

Georgia gal,

Are you a straight gal?

In my experience, most women of that age (early 30s) and breast size (DD perhaps), look like that.

by Anonymousreply 3703/22/2013

You just know he gets a big hard on when that fucking python is lying on his crotch.

by Anonymousreply 3803/22/2013

No, I'm not.

And, other than in a National Geographic picture, those are the worst boobs I've ever personally seen.

She's young and not that overweight, so I just don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 3903/22/2013

[quote] Is there some reason skinny people aren't nudists?

Too cold

by Anonymousreply 4003/22/2013

Dude has a HOT body (just my type), but to look at his face alone you'd think he was a real porker. Can't imagine what he sees in that fugly gal. She must fuck like an orangutan.

by Anonymousreply 4103/22/2013

They both need strict low-carb diets.

by Anonymousreply 4203/22/2013

I think it's funny the WOMEN'S Entertainment channel blurs out female nipples as if they are somehow obscene and offensive to women.

by Anonymousreply 4303/22/2013

He's really hot, I'm going to have wet dreams about him.

by Anonymousreply 4403/22/2013

His body is fine, especially his ass. Mmmmmm. He does have gay voice, however.

She, on the other hand, is a dog. Droopy hooters, plain face, AWFUL hair. Maybe she has a great personality.

by Anonymousreply 4503/22/2013

He's the reason I'm gay

by Anonymousreply 4603/22/2013

I have to agree the boobs are awfully long for her age. They look like the boobs of a much older woman.

by Anonymousreply 4703/22/2013

She's too young to be that out of shape. Fat boobs hang and even once you've lost the weight sadly the boobs don't ever go back completely to prefat shape.

Yea, he gives off a gay vibe to me. Maybe the over-sexualization of his life via the attention getting nudist life style is his way of acting out. Looks like she shaves so not sure how much they are into natural bodies.

It's just stupid.

by Anonymousreply 4803/22/2013

Dear Lord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 4903/22/2013

Dude has a nice ass, you have to give him that.

by Anonymousreply 5003/22/2013

Apparently lots of supermodels posting here...

by Anonymousreply 5103/22/2013

He ain't no straight, but she ain't no lez

But they always do what their mommy says...

by Anonymousreply 5203/22/2013

Never understood why women's nips are porno and men's are just nips.

In fact, I've never understood why a creature who doesn't bear children (men) even has nipples.

by Anonymousreply 5303/22/2013

[quote]That snake will defiantly eat the cat.

Well, it would be inappropriate for a snake to dine amenably.

by Anonymousreply 5403/22/2013

The wife seems like a lezbo and he seems like a gay top.

by Anonymousreply 5503/22/2013

I wish he'd top me

by Anonymousreply 5603/23/2013

His ass is awful. What are you people seeing when you look at it? It's flat and recessed - a man as fat as him should have a much bigger ass.

by Anonymousreply 5703/23/2013

So do these people have two pets or a python and its upcoming snack?

by Anonymousreply 5803/23/2013

jesus christ people! no every woman can have perfectly perky tits! breasts come in all shapes and sizes just like people do so back off!

by Anonymousreply 5903/23/2013

To echo a previous poster, these are what natural DD or DDD breasts look like. They might be too "long" and Nat Geo for your liking, but they are nicely shaped and the same size, have no stretch marks, and I bet they feel great.

by Anonymousreply 6003/23/2013

Whatever, their nudity is kind of cool, but the pet python, the gun, and the hideous chapel is unacceptable.

by Anonymousreply 6103/23/2013

R60 is right. In a bra, her boobs would look much better.

by Anonymousreply 6203/23/2013

Has he had a nose job?

by Anonymousreply 6303/23/2013

Can someone post a screen caption since the video cannot be viewed outside the US. Feel free to edit out the big tittied woman. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 6403/23/2013

He's totally hot. He said he used to be a stripper, and I can believe it. Fit-fat is one of my fave body-types, too.

by Anonymousreply 6503/23/2013

He's got a fugly mug.

by Anonymousreply 6603/23/2013

Thanks Çuntress Ann

by Anonymousreply 6803/23/2013

Here you go R64. I think his body is fucking HOT! Look at that firm little tushy.

by Anonymousreply 6903/23/2013

R69 (how fitting!), please try and capture his luscious ass when they're walking down the aisle in the chapel.

by Anonymousreply 7003/23/2013

The guy is cute, the girl could be cute with a small amount of effort. She is not that fat. I had the same body at my heaviest. And yes, her boobs are fucking normal. I swear some of you have never seen natural breasts ever.

by Anonymousreply 7103/23/2013

None of these comments matter. I love the fact they got married on their own terms. Congrats!

by Anonymousreply 7203/23/2013

Oh shock, gay men don't like women's breasts?

by Anonymousreply 7303/23/2013

Thanks, R69. A very nice and meaty ass indeed.

by Anonymousreply 7403/23/2013

The guy is hot ,but what makes me want to puke and I'm totally turned off by him is the fact that he has that enormous, fat python! He was lying with it on the couch like you do with your pet dog or cat, SICK!! When I saw that, right away got a strong creepy vibe about hm that there is something dark. Sorry but I think there is something mentally wrong with this guy and people like him who have pets like that.

by Anonymousreply 7503/23/2013

Oh FFS I love snakes and there's nothing "dark" or evil about me. I just think they're cool and beautiful. There are more pets in the world than dogs and cats.

by Anonymousreply 7603/23/2013

Snakes creep me out too, and that was the only WTF moment I had watching the video.

by Anonymousreply 7703/23/2013

I'm terrified of snakes, but I know that plenty people are not. The fear of snakes is created in a person. We're not born with that fear. He's just someone who was probably raised by people who were not afraid of snakes, so he isn't either.

Either way, he's hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 7803/23/2013

I think he's quite good looking.

by Anonymousreply 7903/23/2013

The cat looked scared.

by Anonymousreply 8003/23/2013

Here you go R70. Ain't if fine!

by Anonymousreply 8103/23/2013

I did not get the assault rifle bullshit. And the python. To each their own, but my theory is nerds who aren't accepted by society (like the woman, primarily) sometimes take it to an extreme with unconventionality. The python represents how far off from the norm they like to be. So does getting married nude. And so does walking around with an assault rifle in your arms.

Beyond that, they're average, regular people (well, he's got gayvoice). Bodies are perfectly normal, even the long tits. She has a decent shape, but no, she's not fit. She's soft and curved. And he's not a musclehead, but also shaped well, with not much pudge.

DLers fall into two camps: the ultra-critical of everything that doesn't comply with Hollywood standards vs. accepting, regular people. I always wonder what will happen to the hypercritical set. Will they be like that 50yo gay who killed himself last year? The one who was just about to be published but wrote a note saying it was all a farce and then offed himself because he couldn't live up to the standards of perfection? That's no way to exist.

I admit this couple was a little strange, and not my type socially, but life is much sweeter when you make space for a wide variety of people. Live and let lice.

by Anonymousreply 8203/23/2013

His ass is pretty substandard. I'm just not seeing how that ass is supposed to be special. I like his chest much better - if he worked it out more, his pecs could be huge in a very short amount of time.

by Anonymousreply 8303/23/2013

I saw the python and then a pic of a cat laying there and am I the only one who thinks that cat has to sleep with one eye open?

by Anonymousreply 8403/23/2013

I'm just sad for them that there weren't any guests at their wedding. did the families not approve? do they have no friends? do they live in that forest and romp and bike naked? good for them, but it's too bad they don't have a supportive group of friends willing to attend their odd nuptuals.

by Anonymousreply 8503/23/2013

Are pet snakes affectionate, R76? Will they seek you out to play or cuddle like a dog would, or are they indifferent to you?

I wonder if that snake would rather just be in his cage instead of slithering around on the couch with it's owner.

by Anonymousreply 8603/23/2013

I guess We TV wouldn't/couldn't pay for the guests' expenses for this fabulous destination wedding.

by Anonymousreply 8703/23/2013

R76, sorry, but there is something sick about people who have pets that eat by squeezing living animals to death as their prey is screaming in terror for help and the owners don't flinch that goes on in their home. They belong in some rain forest not in someone's home unless you are psycho.

by Anonymousreply 8803/23/2013

R88, you do realize that sweet little kitty in that video, if put out of doors, would go on a killing spree that would put that big snake to shame. The snake only kills to eat, or to defend. Cats kill indiscriminately. They don't even kill for sport, but rather for fun.

Your abject horror is very misplaced.

That said, I wouldn't go anywhere near that fucking serpent!

by Anonymousreply 8903/24/2013

R82,

I was in your corner until the word "lice."

by Anonymousreply 9003/24/2013

r89 You do realize that you're a fucking shrieking Mary that is unduly afraid of cats, right? What cat traumatized you? Seriously, you are insane if you think cats spend the better part of their day dreaming up ways to kill while torturing and having fun.

by Anonymousreply 9103/24/2013

A new study shows that feline threat to birds is greater than previously thought. Cats that live in the wild or indoor pets allowed to roam outdoors kill from 1.4 billion to as many as 3.7 billion birds in the continental U.S. each year,. The study also says that from 6.9 billion to as many as 20.7 billion mammals — mainly mice, shrews, rabbits and voles — are killed by cats annually in the contiguous 48 states.

"Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for U.S. birds and mammals."

by Anonymousreply 9203/24/2013

A perfect man, a former jock who's in touch with his body

by Anonymousreply 9303/24/2013

R89 is correct. R91 is an anencephalic moron.

by Anonymousreply 9403/24/2013

He's no jock. He was a stripper (gay.). She is trying to win him by becoming a man (no makeup, clothes that make her disappear in a crowd and hide her shape, going along with the snake and the nudie wedding). She probably threatens to kill him if he ever cheats on her, but lets him watch gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 9503/24/2013

Anyway, I think they are both in their late thirties or early forties. These are not young people.

by Anonymousreply 9603/24/2013

The guy is a happier version of Mark Cuban.

by Anonymousreply 9703/24/2013

He's not that hot in the face, although he probably has good cheekbones. She has big features she could work with.

by Anonymousreply 9803/24/2013

I know, right r98?

by Anonymousreply 9903/24/2013

#95, he chose her for her big knockers. Probably uses her for bait in mmf, "share my wife" situations.

When she's not procuring for him, she reverts back to oh-so nurturing nanny-granny; a boy's best friend is his mother.

by Anonymousreply 10003/24/2013

sing it r100!

by Anonymousreply 10103/24/2013

I've never met a male stripper of any kind who wasn't gay. I just don't see that appealing to a straight male, even a weird midwestern type. If he is truly straight then I'm sorry, but for now, skeptical.

by Anonymousreply 10203/24/2013

R76 here. So only pets you can "cuddle" with are approved here now? So why do people have fish? Turtles? Iguanas? Because they're beautiful and interesting. Stop projecting your fears into judgment.

by Anonymousreply 10303/24/2013

Cautionary tale for wearing a bra. I'm a 32FF and mine are still perky. Why? Because I wear mega-supportive structures every waking moment. I even wear what is called a sleep bra at night. They are expensive but they work.

by Anonymousreply 10403/24/2013

There's such a size 32FF? That would be like beach balls on Audrey Hepburn.

by Anonymousreply 10503/24/2013

[quote]Are pet snakes affectionate, [R76]? Will they seek you out to play or cuddle like a dog would, or are they indifferent to you?

True story. This woman had a boa constrictor that she got fairly small. It gradually grew and all the while she would let it sleep along side her in the bed coiled up in a ball. One day she woke up and it was stretched straight all the way next to her body. Thinking it was strange she contacted a herpetology expert who told her to get rid of the snake because it was sizing her up for a meal. It was literally measuring her to see if it could swallow her.

Snakes are indifferent and may seem affectionate but they are seeking warmth.

by Anonymousreply 10603/24/2013

Are you serious r105? There are size HH's.

by Anonymousreply 10703/24/2013

Yes, R105, there is such a thing as a 32FF and it's difficult to find a bra to fit. I found one brand I like and they are made in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 10803/24/2013

On a 32?

by Anonymousreply 10903/24/2013

Texas woman burns down house trying to kill snake.

by Anonymousreply 11003/24/2013

32 is your chest size as measured above and below the boobs, FF is the cup size. Think Dolly Parton, small frame, huge tits.

by Anonymousreply 11103/24/2013

I can't decide if he feet are kind of sexy masculine, or weird and gross... I'm not a foot queen, but they're sort of sexy.. I think.

As for her, I'm gay so nude women are very appealing to me; but I could see an attractiveness in her in that she looks like so many women. She's curvy, a bit fat but not obese. He's likely attracted to her because she loves the outdoors and indulges his love of all those straight boy things like guns and snakes and such.

To him, she probably appears to have a good child bearing body and to many straight men and lesbians, she's highly attractive.

Think of it this way before you call her "gross"... She's a female bear, and most of us gay guys here really, REALLY love bears.. traditional bear, not the 400lb kind.

by Anonymousreply 11203/24/2013

His chest is weirdly scrawny for the rest of his body. You'd think he'd have a little more substance there, even if it was just a little bit of moobage.

by Anonymousreply 11303/24/2013

[quote]In fact, I've never understood why a creature who doesn't bear children (men) even has nipples.

Click the link for an explanation, or better yet google it.

by Anonymousreply 11403/24/2013

I googled "sleep bra" to see if I should get one--I normally sleep in a sports bra--and I found this:

[quote] The average breast size has increased over the past ten years (DD and E are average cup sizes today), says Nethero.

DD and E are average? When I was in college, dating athletes, they were mostly Bs and I thought I was reasonably buxom as a C.

Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 11503/24/2013

Yeah they 're average r115 and we don't get it either, as we are full figured and not at all gross and sloppy fat.

by Anonymousreply 11603/24/2013

R96,

Stop the video at 2:14, and look at her face: no wrinkles on the forehead (the first place they show), no furrows between the eyebrows, no crow's feet, no laugh lines. She's in her 30s, not her 40s.

Also they both sound kind of immature and dreamy, like teenage star wars geeks.

by Anonymousreply 11703/24/2013

A sleep bra is basically a cami made out of very tight fitting cotton/lycra fabric, no wires and very strong seams that encapsulate each breast individually.

by Anonymousreply 11803/24/2013

He needs to do porn

by Anonymousreply 11903/25/2013

He probably already has, R119.

by Anonymousreply 12003/25/2013

The only reason boobs are bigger now is because of the explosion of obesity in this country. Thin women, on average, tend to be more flat chested.

by Anonymousreply 12103/25/2013

The increase was only in the last decade? I thought the average beforehand was B to C. Now it's skipped over D to DD? That's stunning. It has to be obesity, but you'd think the increase would have been observed even longer ago since obesity isn't a recent phenomenon.

by Anonymousreply 12203/25/2013

Most hideous boobs EVER.

by Anonymousreply 12303/25/2013

32F is large, but not as huge as you might think. The boob size of 32F is about the same as 36D.

by Anonymousreply 12403/25/2013

R122 it's the growth hormones in the food being fed to farm animals. Chickens, cows, etc. are all being fed hormones to make them nice and fat faster.

by Anonymousreply 12603/25/2013

But the farming industry has been feeding hormones to animals for decades, as well. I have distant cousins in Idaho who own and operate a feedlot to finish off cattle before it goes to slaughter. It was practice even back in the '70s and early '80s to add hormones (and prophylactic antibiotics) to feed. Early onset puberty has been attributed to this for quite a while now. I'm just stunned by the difference in one measly decade. Maybe it's also a issue of sizing.

by Anonymousreply 12703/25/2013

Maybe they've changed what they use R127? I know when I was in high school from '79 to '82 there were very few fatties and when we snuck out to McD's for lunch (there were very few) the sizes were fairly small.

by Anonymousreply 12803/25/2013

Those were my HS years, too, R128. I can't even think of one girl in my class of ~120 who was fat. (all girls HS) A few were a little overweight chunky, but that's it. We ate crap for lunch too (Sno-balls!) and had McD's far too often, but I guess it was all in moderation.

They probably are packing in all sorts of new chemicals into animals. I wonder if they have to be approved by the FDA or a similar agency. We're consuming them indirectly.

by Anonymousreply 12903/25/2013

She reminds me of the women you see in paintings from the 18th-19 century.

by Anonymousreply 13003/25/2013

R130,

Because she has a pretty, curvaceous figure.

by Anonymousreply 13103/25/2013

Poor guy.

by Anonymousreply 13403/25/2013

R125, your post reads like something from some snippy little sissy who looks for the bad in everything and everyone.

by Anonymousreply 13503/25/2013

If Kristen Hendricks or Serena Williams ever unleash their boobs for all to see--

they, too, could be in the running for WORST BOOBS EVER.

by Anonymousreply 13603/28/2013

Christina Hendricks R138

by Anonymousreply 13703/28/2013
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