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Movie lines always quoted without attribution on DL and where they actually come from

As a service to others.

"Molly, you in trouble, gurrrl" -- Odetta (Whoopi Goldberg), GHOST

"Was she a great big fat person?" and "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" and "Would you do me? I'd do me"-- Jame Gumb, THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

What else?

by Anonymousreply 7904/02/2013

But you are Blance you are - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

This ain't my first time at the rodeo - Mommy Dearest

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! - All about Eve

by Anonymousreply 103/21/2013

It's "Molly, you in danger, girl." Get it right.

by Anonymousreply 203/21/2013

"You're a magnificent cunt." Said to Jodie Foster in Inside Man. Not a DL standby, but I'd love to make it happen.

by Anonymousreply 303/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 403/21/2013

"But it's wrong... [italic]shockingly[/italic] wrong!" -- Norma Shearer (speaking about extramarital affairs), The Women

by Anonymousreply 503/22/2013

Don't fuck with me fellas -MD It's a helluva match - MD

by Anonymousreply 603/22/2013

"Tina, bring me the axe!" - Mommie Dearest

by Anonymousreply 703/22/2013

Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

by Anonymousreply 803/22/2013

"You look like a booger-eating baboon!"

Planet of the Apes

by Anonymousreply 903/22/2013

That really clarifies things, r8. Thanks for finally explaining where that line came from.

by Anonymousreply 1003/22/2013

W haaat a dump!- Bette Davis

by Anonymousreply 1103/22/2013

white trash, miss scarlet!- Mammy GWTW

by Anonymousreply 1203/22/2013

It's coming from inside the house!

by Anonymousreply 1303/22/2013

Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope.

(Or was it pills?)

Ha ha ha! I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 1403/22/2013

Who the fuck is Odetta??? It's Oda May Brown.

by Anonymousreply 1503/22/2013

You're a whore, darling. - Showgirls

by Anonymousreply 1603/22/2013

"Slap her, Willona!"--participating "Good Times" audience member.

by Anonymousreply 1703/22/2013

Ha, I was just going to say that r17! And on the tv front, there is "Hold me David" from One day at a Time and Bonnie Franklin's exercise video with the "I hate to exercise but I love to tap." Which can be used for anything tedious you don't like to do.

by Anonymousreply 1803/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 1903/22/2013

"Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket."

Project Runway - The Movie

by Anonymousreply 2003/22/2013

I know r17 is not necessarily a "movie" line, but I always get a chuckle whenever it pops up on DL.

by Anonymousreply 2103/22/2013

[quote]"Slap her, Willona!"--participating "Good Times" audience member.

As much as we would all love it to be that, unfortunately it was actually "Tell her, Willona!"

by Anonymousreply 2203/22/2013

"I think she's tremendous!"

by Anonymousreply 2303/22/2013

True r22 but there was a "Slap him Willona!" and I think it was shouted in relation to shoplifting and a security guard..or am I confused? At any rate I am almost positive there was a time when she was told to slap him.

by Anonymousreply 2403/22/2013

Flora 'Sissy' Goforth, "Shit on your mother!"

(Elizabeth Taylor)

by Anonymousreply 2503/22/2013

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

Dawson in Dawson's 50 Load Weekend

by Anonymousreply 2603/22/2013

"I'll sleep with you for a meatball"


by Anonymousreply 2703/22/2013

[quote]You're a whore, darling. - Showgirls

Actually, the line is "You ARE a whore, darlin'" uttered by Cristal Connors. DL almost always quotes it incorrectly but usually to humorous effect.

by Anonymousreply 2803/22/2013

FUCK Barbra Streisand!

Joan Cusack in "In And Out"

by Anonymousreply 2903/22/2013

OP, it'd be easier for you to just watch the DataLounge compulsory viewing list:

"Mommie Dearest" (1981)

"Valley of the Dolls" (1967)

"Showgirls" (1995)

"Mame" (1972)(warning, you're not allowed to enjoy this one.)

by Anonymousreply 3003/22/2013

Don't forget Sunset Boulevard and Whatever Happened to baby Jane. Oh and from Virginia Woolf the "You can't afford to waste good booze, George."

by Anonymousreply 3103/22/2013

_____ is not a fag, and I'm the dame who can prove it!

Neely in "Valley of the Dolls"

by Anonymousreply 3203/22/2013

R16 gets it wrong. Sigh.

The quote is "You ARE a whore, darlin'"

But you do get some credit for spelling "Cristal" right.

In all it's contextual glory:

Nomi Malone: I get a headache from champagne.

Cristal Connors: This isn't champagne. This... is HOLY WATER. I named myself after this holy water. Chrissie Lou Connors used to have dingy brown hair and little bitty tits. It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do.

[they clink champagne glasses]

Cristal Connors: You have great tits. They're really beautiful.

Nomi Malone: Thank you.

Cristal Connors: I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?

Nomi Malone: I like having nice tits.

Cristal Connors: How do you like having 'em?

Nomi Malone: What do you mean?

Cristal Connors: You know what I mean.

Nomi Malone: I like having them in a nice dress, or a tight top.

Cristal Connors: Mmmm. You like to show em off.

Nomi Malone: I didn't like showing them off at the Cheetah.

Cristal Connors: Why not? I liked lookin' at 'em there. We ALL liked lookin' at 'em there!

Nomi Malone: It made me feel like a hooker.

Cristal Connors: You *are* a whore, darlin'.

Nomi Malone: No I'm not!

Cristal Connors: We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see.

Nomi Malone: Maybe YOU are a whore, Cristal, but I'm not.

Cristal Connors: You and me, we're exactly alike.

Nomi Malone: [shakes her head] I'll NEVER be like you.

by Anonymousreply 3303/22/2013

"I saw something nasty in the woodshed"--Cold Comfort Farm

"Difficult colour, green" ---Gosford Park

"Bought marmalade. Oh dear, I call that very feeble.--same.

by Anonymousreply 3403/22/2013

"I'm NOT a strippah! I'm a DANCE-AH!"

by Anonymousreply 3503/22/2013

I know there are a half a dozen or so quotes often used from "Airplane!", but...

...why do I get this feeling we're missing something by Karen Black?

by Anonymousreply 3603/23/2013

"I'm not going to be IGNORED..." (Fatal Attraction)

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to." (Dolores Claiborne)

"I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut." (All About Eve)

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." (2001)

by Anonymousreply 3703/23/2013

"You know how bitchy fags can be" - VOTD

"Somebody sent me a bowel movement!"- Pink Flamingos

"Melanie- I'm sick" - The Birds

"Do my balls, Mama!"- Pink Flamingos

"Why did you adopt Meee?!"- Mommie Dearest

"Disco is the music of the '80's"- Can't Stop the Music

"Mother make it stop!"- The Exorcist

by Anonymousreply 3803/23/2013

Can't believe no-one has done this one yet;

"No wire hangers, ever!" Mommie Dearest

by Anonymousreply 3903/23/2013

"Why won't you JUST DIE?????"

Patsy in Absolutely Fabulous

by Anonymousreply 4003/23/2013

R40, it's not "Why don't you just die."

It's just "JUST DIE."

by Anonymousreply 4103/23/2013

What is the origin of "There, I said it!" ?

by Anonymousreply 4203/23/2013

I see dead people

by Anonymousreply 4303/23/2013

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

by Anonymousreply 4403/23/2013

Where did "Jealous bitches" originate from?

by Anonymousreply 4503/23/2013

Ted Casablanca is no fag and I'm just the dame to prove it - VotD

"This should work out well for them" - a bastardization of Barbara Bush Sr's remarks:

"Almost everyone I've talked to says we're going to move to Houston. ... What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this -- this is working very well for them."

by Anonymousreply 4603/23/2013

"Fool me once..."

I forget the rest...

by Anonymousreply 4703/23/2013

"In the water I'm a very skinny lady." (The Poseidon Adventure)

by Anonymousreply 4803/23/2013

"I better get them cha-cha heels" -- Divine in Female Trouble

by Anonymousreply 4903/23/2013

Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class..

AND she's been passing notes...

by Anonymousreply 5003/23/2013

[quote]"No wire hangers, ever!" Mommie Dearest


If you're not going to quote something properly, don't do it at all.

by Anonymousreply 5103/23/2013

"Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon." (Broadcast News)

by Anonymousreply 5203/23/2013

The power of Christ compels you!- father merin

It's not easy having a good time even smiling makes my face ache. frank n Furter

I grow weary of this world. -magenta

by Anonymousreply 5303/23/2013

I ... condole you.

Patsy in AbFab

by Anonymousreply 5403/23/2013

Bitch troll from hell

by Anonymousreply 5503/23/2013

Buck would never have been in the hospital!

Ordinary People

by Anonymousreply 5603/23/2013

Darling, you can't rape a townie.

- Black Christmas

by Anonymousreply 5703/23/2013

"Fiddle-dee-dee! War, war, war; this war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. Besides... there isn't going to be any war."

Much quoted here, all or in part, and always ironically, around the time we invaded Iraq. From GWTW, of course.

by Anonymousreply 5803/23/2013

Another Mommie Dearest

by Anonymousreply 5903/23/2013

Are those pussy willows?

Serial Mom

by Anonymousreply 6003/23/2013

I've lost my sheep...Really I have, really I have...

by Anonymousreply 6103/23/2013

They mean ones you often see on datalounge, such as,

Drink the Juice Shelby, Steel Magnolias, which also gave us the Pigs fighting under a blanket line (not Project Runway, the Movie)

Plus any number of lines from Female Trouble, such as

Not on Christmas, Dawn, not on Christmas. Cha-Cha Heels! Who wants to Die for Art? Any post by Donna Dasher, Taffy Davenport, Concetta, Aunt Ida, Gator, or Chicklet

by Anonymousreply 6203/23/2013

"Never mix, never worry!"

"A great big, fat flop!"

- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

"You sho' is ugly!"

- The Color Purple

by Anonymousreply 6303/23/2013

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly (from WKRP in Cincinnati, 1978)

by Anonymousreply 6403/23/2013

[quote]Drink the Juice Shelby, Steel Magnolias,

I was just reminded of the proposed "black variation" from last year's Queen Latifah remake: "Drank that muthafuckin' juice, Shelby!"

by Anonymousreply 6503/23/2013

He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it!

*BTW, this thread is having some serious LOADing problems

by Anonymousreply 6603/23/2013

You see darlin, you are a whore.

by Anonymousreply 6703/23/2013

I'm baaaaAAAK!

by Anonymousreply 6803/23/2013

Girls, Girls, you're both pretty.

---Mrs Garrett from Facts of Life

by Anonymousreply 6903/23/2013

>>"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." (2001)

One of my favorites, currently in use.

by Anonymousreply 7003/23/2013

Be afraid. Be very afraid. The Fly

by Anonymousreply 7103/23/2013

"What is it you cuntface?"

Mother Abbess, The Sound Of Music

Ding, ding, ding! What do I win?

by Anonymousreply 7203/23/2013

r66 reminded me of everything we forgot about. I suppose some of you need dirty pillows shoved in your face to remember, feel free to hit up my daughter for that.

by Anonymousreply 7303/24/2013

"He's in the maaaath department!" --Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

by Anonymousreply 7403/24/2013

"Won't someone please think of the children"

The Simpsons.

by Anonymousreply 7503/24/2013

R69, hon?

by Anonymousreply 7603/24/2013

"Protected by the Ejaculation of Serpents." -

The Wicker Man (1971)

by Anonymousreply 7703/24/2013

"Not without my daughter!"

-Sally Field: Not Without My Daughter (1991)

by Anonymousreply 7803/24/2013

"The calla lilies are in bloom again." Katharine in Stage Door

by Anonymousreply 7904/02/2013
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