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***BREAKING*** Joe Jonas Sex Tape

This won't end well.

by Anonymousreply 17401/15/2014

Ugh, not that site again. Always making up shit

by Anonymousreply 103/21/2013

Hang on, Joe Jonas is straight? Why did nobody tell me?!

by Anonymousreply 203/21/2013

Is the dildo used on him at some point?

by Anonymousreply 303/21/2013

That's what I wonder, R3.

by Anonymousreply 403/21/2013 he's still afraid to come out, and dabbles with the kinkier type of sex.

I know the feeling. One of the reasons I exclusively dated strippers for a while. Anything goes, nothing shocks them.

But, without having to read the link, the only question I need answered: how big is the pinga?

by Anonymousreply 503/21/2013

R5, no pictures/video has been released yet, but the BI does state that there are detailed shots of the pinga.

by Anonymousreply 603/21/2013

I'm so torn. Part of me genuinely feels sorry for Joe, and part of me is eagerly awaiting April 3.

by Anonymousreply 703/21/2013

A kinky hetero sex tape with Joe Jonas? That's such a bummer. Why can't it be one with that cute dark haired twink model he hung around with two years ago?

by Anonymousreply 803/21/2013

But ... but the PURITY RING!

by Anonymousreply 903/21/2013

Poor thing has no career anymore.

by Anonymousreply 1003/21/2013

I would love to see this. Does he use the dildo on himself? It's interesting that he supposedly sucks on the dildo when the girl demands it.

by Anonymousreply 1103/21/2013

Could this be his attempt to get rid of the gay rumors? What happened to his personal trainer?

by Anonymousreply 1203/21/2013

r10, he and his brothers just did a pretty successful European tour as the Jonas Bros. As brothers they still have some kind of fame and pull. That's why that grifting girlfriend is trying to sell it now and getting famous on the way.

Daddy Jonas must be so proud pushing his sons into the arms of female gold diggers and famewhores (rumors have it that Kevin was forced to agree to that reality TV show or otherwise his own wife would have outed him as gay).

by Anonymousreply 1303/21/2013

Even though it is an invasion of privacy, I don't have much sympathy for these celebs and their leaked sex tapes/nude pics. I mean, do they not realize in this day and age it will end up online at some point. His gf even had a professional camera dude! If he's that dumb, well...good luck to him.

by Anonymousreply 1403/21/2013

He and his brothers must have been so abused as young children. Where is his common sense?

Actually as I wrote the last sentence, I thought to myself maybe this is his way of rebelling and destroying a career he never really chose for himself.

by Anonymousreply 1503/21/2013

Here's hoping he uses the dildo on his brother Nick's enormous and amazing ass. I'd pay good $$$ to see that.

by Anonymousreply 1603/21/2013

just as long as hes not gay

by Anonymousreply 1703/21/2013

[quote]he and his brothers just did a pretty successful European tour as the Jonas Bros. As brothers they still have some kind of fame and pull.

Wrong. They only did 2 European dates, and that was in Russia. The rest of the shows were in third world Asian and South American countries who don't have any clue that the Jonas Brothers are over in America.

The group haven't released an album since 2009, and Joe's solo album bombed big time, selling only 25,000 copies.

by Anonymousreply 1803/21/2013

I don't believe this.

by Anonymousreply 1903/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 2003/21/2013

I thought Joe Jonas was a virgin?

by Anonymousreply 2103/21/2013

So they hire a friend to shoot the video and Joe didn't know about until this blind item site finally reveals its him? And this reveal finally comes after about a week of clues.

I think PR firms use these BI sites as tools for their clients.

by Anonymousreply 2203/21/2013


This Blind Gossip site is probably working with the "girlfriend" to build buzz for the sex tape, for a cut of course.

And it's an opportunity to prove themselves right about one of their stupid blinds. "look! See? We were right! We're legit!"

by Anonymousreply 2303/21/2013

A gag ball? Site is full of shit.

by Anonymousreply 2403/21/2013

The Jonas Brothers only had one good song, "Mmm-Bop".

by Anonymousreply 2503/21/2013

[quote]I need answered: how big is the pinga?

Probably a nice size. I doubt a celeb would do a sex tape knowing it could be seen if he wasn't hung.

by Anonymousreply 2603/21/2013

I guess it's finally settled. He's bi.

by Anonymousreply 2703/21/2013

Now that Harry Reems is gone, there's an opening ...

by Anonymousreply 2803/21/2013

[quote]The Jonas Brothers only had one good song, "Mmm-Bop".

You may have had the songs, but we're much hotter than you Hanson with the ugly older brother pushed into the background!

by Anonymousreply 2903/21/2013

Joe Jonas has an opening, alright. A hungry hungry opening.

by Anonymousreply 3003/21/2013

Joe? It wouldn't surprise me if he had a dozen sex tapes.

It might take me off guard a little if Kevin did, but nothing else about the Jonases would.

by Anonymousreply 3103/21/2013

R25 I loved their straight blond hair bouncing to that beat.

by Anonymousreply 3203/21/2013

more details on how the fdildo was used.

by Anonymousreply 3303/21/2013

Dear Webbie,

I travel all over Europe and have access to literally hundreds of IP addresses.

Trying to ban or block me will only make it worse.

I am harmless.

Get over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 3403/21/2013

That's why you shouldn't do drugs. Drugs clearly cloud your judgment.

by Anonymousreply 3503/21/2013

Gawker is really pushing Joe out of his closet:

[bold]Blanda Eggenschwiler's fun stuff is also rumored to be on display, probably as Jonas swats it away, screaming "Ech blegh gross, get that away! I thought you wanted to watch YouTubes."[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 3603/21/2013

he is very hot and so is the girlfriend. in fact, she's so hot I'd fuck her too. I don't blame him. I really hope this exists. Would love to see his cock.

by Anonymousreply 3703/21/2013

So the ugly one is the gay one, correct?

by Anonymousreply 3803/21/2013

One of the JoBros is supposed to have a massive cock. Is this one or the one with the really nice ass?

by Anonymousreply 3903/21/2013

I'm just curious to see how the dildo comes in play.

by Anonymousreply 4003/21/2013

This is very tawdry.

by Anonymousreply 4103/21/2013

R36 Gawker is a shadow of its earlier incarnation. However may he claim to avoid Perez Hilton territory Denton continues to tread therein. Whore away Nick.

by Anonymousreply 4203/21/2013

It seems mighty specific for a bullshit story. Would they make up that many definite details about something not true?

by Anonymousreply 4303/21/2013

He tweeted that it's not true.

"ball gag? really? me? come on guys."

by Anonymousreply 4403/21/2013

This could've been me!

by Anonymousreply 4503/21/2013

Raise your hand if you believed the story.

by Anonymousreply 4603/21/2013

Looks like R1 was right.

by Anonymousreply 4703/21/2013

Dildo in my ass, sure. But a ball gag? C'mon!

by Anonymousreply 4803/21/2013

[quote]This Blind Gossip site is probably working with the "girlfriend" to build buzz for the sex tape, for a cut of course.

Who makes money from the sale of a tape anymore? In two seconds it's all over the world online.

by Anonymousreply 4903/21/2013

I'd say there's a (maybe) 25% chance he's bi or experimental. I slept with girls in my teens.

On the other hand, the greater likelihood is that he's desperate to get press.

by Anonymousreply 5003/21/2013

So Taylor Swift has actually dated a straight guy at some point? Mind blown.

by Anonymousreply 5103/21/2013

ISn't he supposed to be some good christian boy or something?

by Anonymousreply 5203/21/2013

You guys will believe anything.

by Anonymousreply 5303/21/2013

[quote]So Taylor Swift has actually dated a straight guy at some point?

Who was it?

by Anonymousreply 5403/21/2013

These are the same guys who believed that photoshopped pic of Justin Beiber

by Anonymousreply 5503/21/2013

Why don't they take down the story or publish his denial? Seems off. He probably wants the publicity so people forget he's really gay.

by Anonymousreply 5603/21/2013

This is another tone deaf PR person trying to convince us a gay celebrity is straight much like Zac Efron's red carpet condom drop.

by Anonymousreply 5703/21/2013

Zac Efron's "accidental" condom drop just made me think he is a really bad actor.

by Anonymousreply 5803/21/2013

Which one has the diabeetus?

by Anonymousreply 5903/21/2013

Nick has it.

by Anonymousreply 6003/21/2013

Let me see if I understand this -- somebody posted a blind item on a web site.

Then somebody else "decoded" it.

And now it's taken fact.

Gees, some people really need to start getting outdoors.

by Anonymousreply 6103/21/2013

I want to see a Joe/Nick sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 6203/21/2013

R61 supposedly whomever runs the site was tipped off about its existence and content. Most of those decoding the clues thought it led to Clooney and Kiebler having a baby.

by Anonymousreply 6303/21/2013

the Blind Gossip site is made up and their commenters are plain dumb.

They also drug out the Beyonce fake baby bump surrogate story forever, and had explicit details like where in the west village the surrogate lived and exactly which latin american country she was from and what she was paid, etc. All made up shit that got them a ton of hits.

And they had a blind a few weeks ago that Gwyneth Paltrow is boning JayZ - bitch please.

by Anonymousreply 6403/21/2013

R55 is right. Drunk celebrities never make sex tapes.

by Anonymousreply 6503/21/2013

Idk R64. It's one thing to post a vague blind item, it's something completely different to name the participants without having concrete proof. I would imagine whomever runs the site believed there was enough evidence to keep him/her from being sued.

by Anonymousreply 6603/21/2013

Enough of the slander against this kid. He's a cute kid and doesn't need the gay rumors.

by Anonymousreply 6703/21/2013

Blind Gossip has a shittier track record than CDAN. They did this for their own PR benefit, and picked a target that only benefits from the rumor because he is closeted. He may have even been in on it.

by Anonymousreply 6803/21/2013

I doubt he'd write on twitter like that if it was true. Supposedly he said "There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false."

and on Twitter: Ball gag? Really? me? Come on guys.

Then his supposed girlfriend said: "If anyone comes across this sex tape please make sure to send me a copy! It sounds highly entertaining! :)"

by Anonymousreply 6903/21/2013

Believe it when I see. And the only way I can imagine Joe Jonas actually having sexy with a woman is if she was wearing a strap on.

by Anonymousreply 7003/21/2013

[quote]He's a cute kid and doesn't need the gay rumors.

Please explain what you seem to consider to be wrong with being gay, r67. We already know that you're probably too stupid to even define slander so maybe you can't explain your post, either.

The news that he's gay would be no different from the fact that he has short legs.

by Anonymousreply 7103/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 7203/21/2013

r67=horrid frau

by Anonymousreply 7303/21/2013

If there is no tape, even better for him.

He gets the benefits of publicity (as does she) and some het cred without the notoriety of a sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 7403/21/2013

Why would Zach, the guy who runs Blind Gossip, risk his site's credibility without any proof of the existence of said tape and make such a big deal about it with BIs hinting at that scandal for over a week? If the girlfriend got a quick payoff Zach has no other choince than to leak what proof he has himself or his site is as as much of a joke as CDAN's.

Also he can't be in cahoots with the Joe Jonas' girlfriend since the BIs paint her as the uberambitious bitch who wants to get famous through leaking a sex tape (which started Kim Kardashian's career after all).

by Anonymousreply 7503/21/2013

There's no sex tape. This thread is filled with 50 year old pervs.

by Anonymousreply 7603/21/2013

[quote]. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies


by Anonymousreply 7703/22/2013

wish there was a dump video cuz I'd love to see a triumphant number 2 being birthed through his curlies.

by Anonymousreply 7803/22/2013

Hi webbie!

You put blocks and permanent PT on huge chunks of the US and Europe, preventing countless innocent people from posting...

Yet here I am. You will never be rid of me.

You've ruined DL.

Stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 7903/22/2013

Webmaster: block Cologne, Germany. That's where this mentally ill vermin posted he is today.

by Anonymousreply 8003/22/2013

Paddling his sweet ass! Yummy I bet it swells up nicely and gets even bigger!!

by Anonymousreply 8103/22/2013

What people here don't get is that Blind Gossip has been right on a number of occasions before. That doesn't necessarily mean they're right all the time, or that they never make stuff up, I'm sure they do. But I also think they really do have some inside sources, because they've been right so many times now.

That said, they could have some ulterior motive behind this. Lets say there is no tape: it could be a way for them to say that Joe is straight, and it would go against all the gay rumors lately.

by Anonymousreply 8203/22/2013

Who names their kid "Blanda"?

by Anonymousreply 8303/22/2013

I find it funny that "Blanda" is involved in a "kink" sextape.

by Anonymousreply 8403/22/2013

Blind Gossip was right in every single BI they revealed and that includes Justin Bieber cheating on Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber doing drugs, and Demi Lovato's substance abuse issues. The site does seem to have some inside info when it comes to teenage stars.

Blind Gossip would lose a big part of its cred if that sex tape does not see the light of day. No matter how BG spins that (like they did this BI series and its reveal as a 'wake up call' for Joe Jonas).

by Anonymousreply 8503/22/2013

It may not see the light of day because of blindgossip. If true then the BG webbie may have revealed to soon, giving the Jonas camp enough time to do damage control and clean up.

If this Blanda chick wants fame and fortune then she still gets it regardless of whether or not the tape leaks. Granted, she would have been more famous if the tape got out there, but people are talking enough now and I am sure there would be some sort of payoff from the Jonas camp.

by Anonymousreply 8603/22/2013

Blanda ain't vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 8703/22/2013

So Kevin is the gay one?

by Anonymousreply 8803/22/2013

Did somebody break datalounge? I can only see the threads that I follow.

by Anonymousreply 8903/22/2013

Manufactured Blinds created by PR teams to change the public's perception of their client. ie: Transitioning Justin Beiber to an all grown up and doing "grown up" stuff like having sex and smoking pot.

Joe Jonas obviously thinks he has something to gain from this "blind item" as others have speculated on this thread. Generating press or changing his public persona.

by Anonymousreply 9003/22/2013

[quote]Please explain what you seem to consider to be wrong with being gay,

You're at a gay gossip site about pop culture and really need to be schooled about what's "wrong" about being gay in show business?

I think it's horseshit. He is really close to his family and I don't think if he were into drugs that much enough to do this, his family would have intervened long ago. I also don't think he would humiliate his family this way.

by Anonymousreply 9103/22/2013

[quote]You're at a gay gossip site about pop culture and really need to be schooled about what's "wrong" about being gay in show business?

Please explain where you see the words "show business" in the following quote: [italic]Please explain what you seem to consider to be wrong with being gay.[/italic]

R67 is claiming it's "slander" to say that Joe Jonas is gay, but you, r91, obviously lack the mental capacity to comprehend. You're at a gay gossip site about pop culture and you now agree that it's slander to say that someone is gay. Maybe you need to go back to iVillage, snookums.

by Anonymousreply 9203/22/2013

The whole thing was made up to make him appear heterosexual. Fat chance.

by Anonymousreply 9303/22/2013

I hate when Peggy from payroll is allowed to post on DL!!!

by Anonymousreply 9403/22/2013

R90 is correct. This tape will never materialize because there isn't one.

by Anonymousreply 9503/22/2013

[quote]They report that he is very depressed about his career and that his dr*g and alc*hol use has spiraled out of control. They are most concerned about his frequent use of hard dr*gs and his close association with people who use c*caine and her*in.

What the fuck is wr*ng with these pe*ple?

by Anonymousreply 9603/22/2013

I don't believe he is stupid enough to knowingly make a sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 9703/22/2013

Scary. Those Jonas boys are ate up with the fugly. If they weren't in the public eye they would never get laid.

by Anonymousreply 9803/22/2013

So we will find out on April 3, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 9903/22/2013

it exists. it might not see the light of day, but it exists.

by Anonymousreply 10003/22/2013

Joe isn't very handsome. How the hell did that happen? He was so HOT in "Hot In Cleveland," but he just tanked in the looks so fast.

I can't decide if Kevin is getting better looking with age or just if Joe is aging badly quickly.

I think he must be on drugs, to go downhill so fast.

by Anonymousreply 10103/22/2013

Every single one of those things that Blind Gossip has supposedly been right about (Justin Beiber, Demi Lovato etc) were already heavily in the rumor mill BEFORE BG posted a blind about them.

by Anonymousreply 10203/22/2013

LOL @ R48

R62 That's hot. Perhaps a bit twisted, but hot nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 10303/22/2013

OMG, it leaked!!!

Short, but thick dick!!

by Anonymousreply 10403/22/2013

If Nick Jonas was in the sex tape you could advertise it as:

Joe Jonas with a bonus Jonas - Nick

by Anonymousreply 10503/22/2013

yes, it looks liek more gorth than length, the ass is hot, though!

Props for the hole shot, lol

by Anonymousreply 10603/22/2013

Uh, where are the links to the video or photos?

by Anonymousreply 10703/22/2013

Really, r104? Link?

by Anonymousreply 10803/22/2013

Love the look on his face when he cums - who knew a Jonas brother could show vulnerability?

by Anonymousreply 10903/22/2013

These posters are just fucking with people, is such tape even exists it obviously isn't out yet or it would have instantly blown up on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 11003/22/2013

No, the tape has not yet been released. Most likely never will.

by Anonymousreply 11103/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 11203/22/2013

I'm guessing if some same sex partner is about to out you and say you take it up the but, this is a decent pre-emptive strike to blunt and drown out the truth.

by Anonymousreply 11303/22/2013

This is all bull. Trying to distract people from the real deal...he's a mo.What a diversion this is.Straight people will never think he's gay now.

by Anonymousreply 11403/22/2013

I'd like to see Jonas in his tighty whities.

by Anonymousreply 11503/22/2013

I think everyone following that site's teasers for this BI was pretty dissapointed. They were expecting it to be about George Clooney. I was hoping it would be about Taylor Swift because she is just the worst. But I had a feeling the reveal would be letdown. Meh. I'm getting sick of celebrity gossip.

by Anonymousreply 11603/22/2013

its an early April fools prank y'all.

by Anonymousreply 11703/22/2013

I was looking forward to seeing some Jonas wang and poon. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 11803/22/2013

You were looking forward to seeing poon?

by Anonymousreply 11903/22/2013

Joe's poon.

by Anonymousreply 12003/22/2013

You're about as likely to see Joe's sex tape as you are of seeing my naked Las Vegas tape!

by Anonymousreply 12103/22/2013

This just convinces me that he's the gay one who hired eric rhodes.

by Anonymousreply 12203/22/2013

Welcome to the Wonderful World of AIDS

by Anonymousreply 12303/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 12403/23/2013

Is that suppose I be Zac Effron?

by Anonymousreply 12503/23/2013

[quote]triumphant number 2

I think I found the title to my sophomore album

by Anonymousreply 12603/23/2013

I think that this is the last we'll hear of a sex tape. It doesn't exist and the story was created to make people forget the gay rumors about Joe Jonas.

by Anonymousreply 12703/24/2013

You're an idiot, R127.

Yes this was fake, but no one would think telling the world that there's a tape where Joe Jonas gets spanked and there's a dildo involved would dispel gay rumors.

by Anonymousreply 12803/24/2013

I think Blind Gossip was set up as payback for all the BIs making Joe look like a closet case and major drug addict. But I still think it would be crazy for Blind Gossip to go through with publishing those BI and solving them without having any real proof.

by Anonymousreply 12903/24/2013

GF is hot

by Anonymousreply 13003/25/2013

Why have you all stopped talking about me

by Anonymousreply 13103/26/2013

no tape!

by Anonymousreply 13203/26/2013

[quote]no one would think telling the world that there's a tape where Joe Jonas gets spanked and there's a dildo involved would dispel gay rumors.

He's spanked (allegedly) by a girl, whose pussy juices he licked off the dildo.

A normal, straight video would hardly raise an eyebrow these days. The kinky aspects of it are what makes it newsworthy.

by Anonymousreply 13303/26/2013

I cant't wait.

by Anonymousreply 13403/26/2013

Here's a still from the real, unreleased video "The True Joe Jonas":

by Anonymousreply 13503/26/2013

I wonder if he can take a fist?

by Anonymousreply 13603/26/2013

"The Last Temptation of Joe Jonas"

The article also brings up Harry and Louis:

by Anonymousreply 13703/28/2013

I'd much rather see a sex tape of that guy Joe was cumming in his pants over. Now that is hot, next to him Joe looks even more of a troll than usual.

by Anonymousreply 13803/28/2013

I don't understand why people are niave enough to believe Blind Items are 100% real. Even the New York Times has been caught fabricating stories. There some that are accurate but mostly its all B.S. and the juicy gossip is probably about C and D listers. Anyone with any power has their staff and family sign non-disclosure agreements.

by Anonymousreply 13903/28/2013

I have an itsy bitsy teenie weenie

Yellow poka dota, weenie

That I showed for the first time today

And it's bitsy, teeny weeney

Yellow poka dot port-a-lin-e-a

So on the downlow I wanted to stay.

by Anonymousreply 14003/29/2013

R5, I know your type and I always called you out on being the fag who wished he was one of the strippers. You were really cruising the hard up customers though. Not so sneaky. You could never squeak by me. After time you proved my hunch to be correct and nobody ever doubted my judgement again after that. Infallible in the eyes of many. So thank you.

by Anonymousreply 14103/29/2013

R141 is weird.

by Anonymousreply 14203/29/2013

What is this "" shitty site OP keeps shilling here?

I've never heard of it and it looks like it was designed by a junior high student.

by Anonymousreply 14303/29/2013

[quote]I've never heard of it and it looks like it was designed by a junior high student.

r134 = Perez Hilton, high on dirty diaper fumes asking himself now if he still has enough money left to get his kid through middle school or until it's old enough to get pimped out.

by Anonymousreply 14403/29/2013

The Jonas tape is real and it came out early. Originally scheduled for April 2nd, it has already been leaked. It's the music video for the Jonas Brothers newest track "Pom Poms."

by Anonymousreply 14503/30/2013

How lame

by Anonymousreply 14603/31/2013

If one is a pom pom why isn't two a pom, pom, pom, pom

by Anonymousreply 14703/31/2013

Actually, its pom pon.

by Anonymousreply 14803/31/2013

r144= Paris Hilton, jealous no one pays attention to her any more.

by Anonymousreply 14903/31/2013

I like pizza, I really do. ...i prefer sausage combo, but and I do mean but, the sausage has to be ground up, with lots of anise. I don't like the big chunks of bland sausage that tastes just like hamburge3r, I mean what's the point? I like very thin slices of red onion, slices have to be paper thin so they basicallly melt. ...give me thick slices of red onion where they don't fully cook through and I'll be sending the fucker back, I don't mean to offend, but if I ask for paper thin and I'm paying 20 something dollars for a pizza you god damn better pay attention to what ia ask for. if its thick it's too strong. I really would prefer shallots rather than red onion, but I've yet to find a pizza place that has shallots as a topping. I do remember Pipes and pizza in Redwood city and they actually had shallots as a topping, pretty fucking cool.. ...not to mention the pipe organ that came out of the floor and played showtunes. I remeber once the organist was blind, not that that makes a difference, but her body language was fucking hiserical. I love pipe organs, there should be more pipes and pizza places, they seem to be a relic of the past. I read somewhare the white house actually has a pipe oran installed its been there since the 20's. Lucille Ball was a master organist, which few people even realize, she was never given propes for the many talent she posesssed. Joan Baez owns several different Papa Johns franchises in the bay area, but ya didn't know that!

by Anonymousreply 15003/31/2013

Is Joe the Arab-looking one?

by Anonymousreply 15104/01/2013

yes r151, with the wide hips

by Anonymousreply 15204/01/2013

So did the Jonases and Kardashians trade kids? Joe is the only Arab-looking one and Khloe is the only white-looking one.

by Anonymousreply 15304/01/2013

I am not white!!! r153

by Anonymousreply 15404/01/2013

who runs blindgossip? how do they have their 'ins'?

by Anonymousreply 15504/01/2013

Boom-boom, shakalaka, boom-boom-boom-boom

by Anonymousreply 15604/01/2013

It's now April 3 so we will soon see.

by Anonymousreply 15704/02/2013

Oh dear...are people still waiting for a sex video with Joey and a girl???LOL!

He'd just better hope that Eric Rhodes wasn't filming his tricks.

by Anonymousreply 15804/02/2013

Joe doesn't look white like Kevin and Nick.

by Anonymousreply 15904/02/2013

According to Blind Gossip a 'friend' of the Jonas family is now driving around in a new $500,000 car, hence explaining why the tape was not released today. The 'friend' being the broker for the tape!

by Anonymousreply 16004/03/2013

The darker Joe is reflection of their black grandfather. Where as joe got the darker complexion his brothers got the kinky hair.

by Anonymousreply 16104/03/2013

Jonas is a Greek name. That's why he's all dark.

by Anonymousreply 16204/03/2013

They're not Greek. Although Betty White, surprisingly, is (via her mother.)

by Anonymousreply 16304/03/2013

Regardless of his background, he's extremely proficient in both French and Greek.

by Anonymousreply 16404/03/2013

Why are they so hippy/thunder-thighed?

by Anonymousreply 16504/03/2013

I'm disappointed there's no sex tape after all. What does one masturbate to on a dreary Wednesday evening, if not a Christian pop star licking pussy juice off a dildo?

by Anonymousreply 16604/03/2013

He didn't say he was Greek, he said, "Jonas is a Greek name," which it is.

by Anonymousreply 16704/03/2013 the link.

Honestly, what a bunch of bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 16804/03/2013

So disappointing. Oh well. Ball's in your court, Bieber.

by Anonymousreply 16904/04/2013

168 - Google Blind Gossip and it is under the heading 'The No Tape Car'

by Anonymousreply 17004/04/2013

I think most of us would prefer to see Nick Jonas and his bubble butt.

by Anonymousreply 17104/04/2013

Nick has the best butt. All the brothers have thick thighs.

by Anonymousreply 17204/06/2013

Because he's hot

by Anonymousreply 17301/15/2014

Aren't they Italian?

by Anonymousreply 17401/15/2014
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