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Introducing... Perez Hilton, Jr.!

Yes, that's the name Perez chose for his baby: Mario Lavandiera III, or Perez Hilton Jr.

With pictures of the handsome daddy with his child.

by Anonymousreply 6106/02/2013

The profoundly unattractive have a right to have children too, for better or worse.

by Anonymousreply 103/21/2013

Why is he posing shirtless with the baby?

by Anonymousreply 203/21/2013

Daddy looks like Frankenstein's Monster redux! And let's just say the gene pool was not on that child's side!

by Anonymousreply 303/21/2013

Perez Sr is positively frightening looking!

by Anonymousreply 403/21/2013

R2, don't think of him as shirtless. Think of those as matching outfits.

by Anonymousreply 503/21/2013

Poor kid. His dad is an attention-seeking-at-any-cost drug addict.

by Anonymousreply 603/21/2013

The "poor kid" wouldn't exist without his rich father. I wish I was that "poor".

by Anonymousreply 703/21/2013

R7 is obviously Perez.

by Anonymousreply 803/21/2013

Is the woman in the photos his life partner? Are they raising the baby together? Just curious, no judgment.

by Anonymousreply 903/21/2013

No, R8; I am fairly confident that Perez Hilton knows that he is not actually wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 1003/21/2013

I'll bet it's his mother, r9. Why would you say "life partner" when he's gay?

by Anonymousreply 1103/21/2013

R10, he'd obviously like people to think he is, though.

by Anonymousreply 1203/21/2013

I don't think he's ever come out as gay, seems bi to me or straight.

by Anonymousreply 1303/21/2013

Aw. Too cute. Someone give the monkey a banana.

by Anonymousreply 1403/21/2013

Wow I don't normally say this but.. that's one damn ugly baby.

by Anonymousreply 1503/21/2013

And what is wrong with Perez's body? It seriously looks like it's deformed.

by Anonymousreply 1603/21/2013

He looks like a much less attractive Peter Dinklage

by Anonymousreply 1703/21/2013

He seems to be doing anything to get clicks on his site these days.

by Anonymousreply 1803/21/2013

That baby is breathtaking!

by Anonymousreply 1903/21/2013

I hate to insult the man, esp. with a proud moment like this, but he has "achondroplasia" head

by Anonymousreply 2003/21/2013

That baby is just an accessory for him that he parades around for photo ops and later on pimps out like Dinah does to Lindsay.

by Anonymousreply 2103/21/2013

I knew he was a breeder all along, but you wouldn't listen to me.

by Anonymousreply 2203/21/2013

OMG he really does look exactly like Peter Dinklage...but way uglier.

I seriously wish someone would make him disappear. I don't care how, I just can't bear knowing that that face is walking around out there in society.

by Anonymousreply 2303/21/2013

With all that $$ surely he could have picked a gorgeous woman for the egg donor or surrogate. Or maybe Perez's ugly gene just cancelled everything out.

by Anonymousreply 2403/21/2013

My eyes! My eyes!

by Anonymousreply 2503/21/2013

HOLY! What is with Perez's butt ugly clothes? His hair looks like he lived out i the forest for a year without a mirror nor comb. Then on top of all of that, Perez face looks like some hideous space creature!

R13, are you new? He is GAY!!! He probably payed some woman to have his baby through artificial insemination.BTW, how do men find women to give birth to their child? It's easier for women because they can go to a sperm bank verses males its more complicated.

Some people are cutting down the baby. Its not his fault he was born whose father look like an ape. I think it is truly disgusting that Perez is exploiting the baby having his child's image plastered all over his horribly boring website. He acts like its a puppy.

by Anonymousreply 2603/21/2013

He is now an ex-gay.

by Anonymousreply 2703/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 2803/21/2013

How long until someone Photoshops splooge onto the baby's picture?

by Anonymousreply 2903/21/2013

hopefully he used a sperm donor

by Anonymousreply 3003/21/2013

Because r2, I didn't lose 100 pounds to walk around clothed! I earned this body and will show it off whenever I can.

by Anonymousreply 3103/21/2013

I'm pretty ugly myself but Perez is absolutely hideous looking.

by Anonymousreply 3203/21/2013

R27, do you mean he is a Born Again Christian?!

by Anonymousreply 3303/21/2013

Perez PAID the Drudge Report to feature a pic of him and a headline. Wow. How low can he go? His website is in freefall and so are the viewers. He's so desperate to get hits that he's paying off Drudge now to get viewers.

by Anonymousreply 3503/21/2013

He looks like an Ogre about to feast on the young of the townsfolk.

by Anonymousreply 3603/21/2013

Perez, ugly on the inside and ugly on the outside.

That poor poor kid. So many things to overcome.

by Anonymousreply 3703/21/2013

He is revolting.

by Anonymousreply 3803/21/2013

We'll never see that kid's face again once he discovers the face-blurring photo tool his dad uses.

by Anonymousreply 3903/21/2013

someone had to do it

by Anonymousreply 4003/21/2013

WW r39, and Lol r40. He would have done the same..

by Anonymousreply 4103/21/2013

He looked better fat.

by Anonymousreply 4203/21/2013

It's true, a fat body better balances that enormous head. Still, with his money, I doubt he cares, I wouldn't.

by Anonymousreply 4303/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 4403/21/2013

Interestinly, Justin Bieber sent Perez flowers and a teddy bear congratulating him on the birth of his son.

by Anonymousreply 4503/21/2013

If he didn't care R43, he wouldn't have worked so hard to get thin. He cares...a lot.

by Anonymousreply 4603/21/2013

HE needs to chop all that flabby back fat off

by Anonymousreply 4703/21/2013

OMG, he looks like he is going to eat a fetal burrito!!!

by Anonymousreply 4803/21/2013

I haven't visited this creep's website in a long time. God, he's even uglier than I remembered! He would have fit right in with the cast of "Freaks!" That head! That face! What is WRONG with him? Does he have some kind of disfiguring disease that makes him look so very...strange?

As for the baby, well, it's a baby. How did he get this infant anyway? Did he hire a surrogate? I can't imagine what adoption agency would give a baby to THIS creature. He doesn't strike me as someone who would make a good parent, to put it mildly. I think he got this poor baby as a career move. Lots of actresses have done the same; nothing generates good publicity like posing for pictures with your newly acquired baby toy. I feel sorry for the kid. THIS guy is his "father?" That poor child.

by Anonymousreply 4903/21/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5003/21/2013

"Why do gay people want to have kids?"

I'd strap a kid in sling and use it to explain my wide child bearing hips to hot guys I'm cruising.

by Anonymousreply 5103/21/2013

This revolting, Marfan Sydrome-having fucker invented bullying on the net for entertainment and now expects we buy his peace and goodwill act. Fuck, fucker!

by Anonymousreply 5203/21/2013

Lol r51. You guys are killing me..I hate Perez but I love this thread.. oh and to tap, I love to tap.

by Anonymousreply 5303/21/2013

Please, Perez got fat to get attention and lost weight to get attention again. All that famewhore does is for money, fame, and attention.

by Anonymousreply 5403/22/2013

I think Perez took human growth hormone or something which would explain the rapid and substantial weight loss. When you take this drug, or something like it, it very often has the risk of slight, it causes peoples jaws to grow (and it also causes internal organs to grow which is why these are super dangerous). But I'm happy because in the LA Times today, he said he always wanted to have a son and I'm glad he's able to be a father in this day and age. Oh, and he lives in a $2-million house in the tony westside area of Los Angeles (beverly hills, brentwood, etc)

by Anonymousreply 5503/22/2013

Congrats. With the grown-out hair, and the long chin in those pics, he looks exactly like the main Oompa Loompa in the original Wonka.

by Anonymousreply 5603/22/2013

Hopefully the egg donor was attractive enough to balance out Perez's fugly. Odds are she is at least normal looking, which will help. The baby isn't ugly, but most babies are cute so it's impossible to tell if he's inherited daddy's grotesque features. But shame on anyone who's said the baby is ugly, it's just a baby, no matter who the father is.

by Anonymousreply 5703/22/2013


by Anonymousreply 5806/02/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5906/02/2013

For the 60th time, he is PROFOUNDLY unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 6006/02/2013

R2, you asked why Perez is shirtless ?

It's obvious: he plans to breast feed. So much better than formula.

by Anonymousreply 6106/02/2013
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