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Let's pretend we are a middle-aged gay man, and we have just run into our former neighbor and his now hot 17 y/o son!

"Well I do declare... milk sure does a body good!"

by Anonymousreply 6203/22/2013

I cannot wait to box your son's prostrate.

by Anonymousreply 103/21/2013

My lawn could use a good mowing!

Shirt and shorts optional.

by Anonymousreply 203/21/2013

I mean be 63 but I'm regularly mistaken for a twenty-something.

by Anonymousreply 303/21/2013

Clad head to toe in A&F and Hollister our middle-aged gay man exclaims, "Hey Bra...lil Bra sure ain't so little anymore!"

by Anonymousreply 403/21/2013

"Let's pretend we are middle-aged gay men"

by Anonymousreply 503/21/2013

Me: Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Drool.Drool.Drool

Him: Errgghhhh...........

by Anonymousreply 603/21/2013

Hi! Boy, your son sure has grown up!

by Anonymousreply 703/21/2013

Lift up the shirt and lets check out those cum gutters boy

by Anonymousreply 803/21/2013

George! It's so good to see you! It's been such a long time!

And this must be your luscious son!

by Anonymousreply 903/21/2013

The homophobic comments here are way worse than the op complimenting a kid on their looks.

by Anonymousreply 1103/21/2013

I remember when I changed your diapers.

by Anonymousreply 1203/21/2013

You sho' is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 1303/21/2013

r10 = op of the original thread

by Anonymousreply 1403/21/2013

Nice to see you Jim, but whoooooooooooo hhhhiiiiiissssssss tttthhhhhiiiiisssssss?!?!? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, guuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllll!!!!! Yummy yummy yummmers!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1503/21/2013

Lighten up, r11. This kind of thread is what makes DL fun.

by Anonymousreply 1603/21/2013

Oh sure, I would be up to for a threesome for ol' times' sake.

by Anonymousreply 1703/21/2013

R1, there is a difference between "prostrate" and "prostate." Sometimes, when one is prostrate, others have access to his prostate, but that's really the only connection between the two.

by Anonymousreply 1803/21/2013

R18 wins all the internets.

by Anonymousreply 1903/21/2013

When's your 18th birthday? I need to put it on my calendar, because I have a special present for you that day [wink]...

by Anonymousreply 2003/21/2013

I'll take the pick of the litter!

by Anonymousreply 2103/21/2013

W&W for r18!

by Anonymousreply 2203/21/2013

Have you seen Mamma Mia!?

by Anonymousreply 2303/21/2013

You're very handsome, handsome!!!

by Anonymousreply 2403/21/2013

I thought I told you to stay in the car.

by Anonymousreply 2503/21/2013

You say hello to the father then turn to the son, say nothing but make this face:

by Anonymousreply 2603/21/2013

How many inches have you grown since I've last seen you?

by Anonymousreply 2703/21/2013

LOL at R8!!!

by Anonymousreply 2803/21/2013

Does your Mom wash your pants in Windex? I can see myself in them.

by Anonymousreply 2903/21/2013

[quote]than the op complimenting a kid on their looks.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 3003/21/2013

Now that your son is of legal age, can I shag him up the arse the same way I did you 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3103/21/2013

Do you happen to like gladiator films, Johnny?

by Anonymousreply 3203/21/2013

If his ass was a Thai restaurant, I'd have the "Creme of Sum Yung Poo".

by Anonymousreply 3303/21/2013

"Young, young man. Did anyone ever tell you you look like a young prince out of the 'Arabian Nights'?"

by Anonymousreply 3403/21/2013

Could someone link the original thread? I can't find it. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 3503/21/2013

Damn. Damn. DAMN!

by Anonymousreply 3603/21/2013

For R35

by Anonymousreply 3703/21/2013

You want a popsicle, young man? My cellar's full of popsicles!

by Anonymousreply 3803/21/2013

Hope your father taught you to eat your vegetables, cuz I've been waiting to get eaten.

by Anonymousreply 3903/21/2013

I'd drink your bubblebath water!

by Anonymousreply 4003/21/2013

Oh dear I seemed to have dropped my pen would you ever so mind as to pick it up for me

by Anonymousreply 4103/21/2013

Son, has anyone ever told you that you could be a model? You have a certain look that's really popular right now. I think you could do very well. It just so happens that I'm a fashion photographer in my spare time. Call me and we'll set up a date for some head (shots) at my home (studio).

by Anonymousreply 4203/21/2013

Hisssssss!

by Anonymousreply 4303/21/2013

Oh, how you've grown into a stunning young man! Has anyone taken to calling you "Apollo?" If not, my young friend, they certainly *should*! Listen, Apollo dear, I have some of the most fabulous walnuts that just explode with yummy flavor inside your mouth. Do me a favor, my young god, reach into my pocket, go ahead, yes, that's it, now dig down deep and find those walnuts.

Mmmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 4403/21/2013

OP... flashing jagged, toothy smile

"Well, hello! Let's hope these are the whitest toofs you've ever cum across!"

by Anonymousreply 4503/21/2013

My, how you've grown... and *looking down at his crotch, gasping* GROWN!! WOOF!

by Anonymousreply 4603/21/2013

Wow, you've certainly grown into a bright and charming young man. Look at you, you are just a specimen! Are you looking for jobs this summer? I could find a position for you in my office. And I mean any position! I'm sure there's nothing a young stud like you can't handle!

by Anonymousreply 4703/21/2013

Why your nipples look so...pinchable!

by Anonymousreply 4803/21/2013

So, you guys ever up for a double header?

by Anonymousreply 4903/21/2013

"How bout we all go catch-up in the Turkish Sauna!"

by Anonymousreply 5003/21/2013

Ooooooo, child! I wanna sop you up with a buttermilk biscuit! You just a scrumdiddlyumptious little ol' thing, aren't you?

by Anonymousreply 5103/22/2013

"HANDSOME! HANDSOME!!" [drops to knees, mouth open, straining towards teen crotch]

by Anonymousreply 5203/22/2013

"I'd like to mentor you."

Sounds like Mr. Standridge just wants some hot young cock!

by Anonymousreply 5303/22/2013

Start singing - "I've got the son in the morning and the father at night"

by Anonymousreply 5403/22/2013

Hiss!

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by Anonymousreply 5503/22/2013

Enough, R55. Stop trying to make hissss happen. It wasn't funny the first 50 times.

by Anonymousreply 5603/22/2013

"How did something so beautiful crawl out of that fat frau's vagina?"

by Anonymousreply 5703/22/2013

GAY DUDE: Hiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss!

*pause*

HOT SON: Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeik!

...and a wedding by the third reel.

by Anonymousreply 5803/22/2013

HEE HEE!

by Anonymousreply 5903/22/2013

WOW! Look at you! I mean, you're so...WOW! Just look at you! My goodness...you're all...and your arms...and that face! Just look at you! WOW!

by Anonymousreply 6003/22/2013

I picture Eric Stonestreet every time.

by Anonymousreply 6103/22/2013

Which one of you is the top?

by Anonymousreply 6203/22/2013
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