"Well I do declare... milk sure does a body good!"
Let's pretend we are a middle-aged gay man, and we have just run into our former neighbor and his now hot 17 y/o son!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/22/2013|
I cannot wait to box your son's prostrate.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/21/2013|
My lawn could use a good mowing!
Shirt and shorts optional.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/21/2013|
I mean be 63 but I'm regularly mistaken for a twenty-something.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/21/2013|
Clad head to toe in A&F and Hollister our middle-aged gay man exclaims, "Hey Bra...lil Bra sure ain't so little anymore!"
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/21/2013|
"Let's pretend we are middle-aged gay men"
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/21/2013|
Me: Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Drool.Drool.Drool
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/21/2013|
Hi! Boy, your son sure has grown up!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/21/2013|
Lift up the shirt and lets check out those cum gutters boy
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/21/2013|
George! It's so good to see you! It's been such a long time!
And this must be your luscious son!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/21/2013|
OP = Frau Cunt with a DL subscription. Kill it.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/21/2013|
The homophobic comments here are way worse than the op complimenting a kid on their looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/21/2013|
I remember when I changed your diapers.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/21/2013|
You sho' is ugly!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/21/2013|
r10 = op of the original thread
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/21/2013|
Nice to see you Jim, but whoooooooooooo hhhhiiiiiissssssss tttthhhhhiiiiisssssss?!?!? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, guuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllll!!!!! Yummy yummy yummmers!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/21/2013|
Lighten up, r11. This kind of thread is what makes DL fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/21/2013|
Oh sure, I would be up to for a threesome for ol' times' sake.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/21/2013|
R1, there is a difference between "prostrate" and "prostate." Sometimes, when one is prostrate, others have access to his prostate, but that's really the only connection between the two.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/21/2013|
R18 wins all the internets.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/21/2013|
When's your 18th birthday? I need to put it on my calendar, because I have a special present for you that day [wink]...
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/21/2013|
I'll take the pick of the litter!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/21/2013|
W&W for r18!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/21/2013|
Have you seen Mamma Mia!?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/21/2013|
You're very handsome, handsome!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/21/2013|
I thought I told you to stay in the car.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/21/2013|
You say hello to the father then turn to the son, say nothing but make this face:
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/21/2013|
How many inches have you grown since I've last seen you?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/21/2013|
LOL at R8!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/21/2013|
Does your Mom wash your pants in Windex? I can see myself in them.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/21/2013|
[quote]than the op complimenting a kid on their looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/21/2013|
Now that your son is of legal age, can I shag him up the arse the same way I did you 20 years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/21/2013|
Do you happen to like gladiator films, Johnny?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/21/2013|
If his ass was a Thai restaurant, I'd have the "Creme of Sum Yung Poo".
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/21/2013|
"Young, young man. Did anyone ever tell you you look like a young prince out of the 'Arabian Nights'?"
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/21/2013|
Could someone link the original thread? I can't find it. Thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/21/2013|
Damn. Damn. DAMN!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/21/2013|
You want a popsicle, young man? My cellar's full of popsicles!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/21/2013|
Hope your father taught you to eat your vegetables, cuz I've been waiting to get eaten.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/21/2013|
I'd drink your bubblebath water!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/21/2013|
Oh dear I seemed to have dropped my pen would you ever so mind as to pick it up for me
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/21/2013|
Son, has anyone ever told you that you could be a model? You have a certain look that's really popular right now. I think you could do very well. It just so happens that I'm a fashion photographer in my spare time. Call me and we'll set up a date for some head (shots) at my home (studio).
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/21/2013|
Oh, how you've grown into a stunning young man! Has anyone taken to calling you "Apollo?" If not, my young friend, they certainly *should*! Listen, Apollo dear, I have some of the most fabulous walnuts that just explode with yummy flavor inside your mouth. Do me a favor, my young god, reach into my pocket, go ahead, yes, that's it, now dig down deep and find those walnuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/21/2013|
OP... flashing jagged, toothy smile
"Well, hello! Let's hope these are the whitest toofs you've ever cum across!"
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/21/2013|
My, how you've grown... and *looking down at his crotch, gasping* GROWN!! WOOF!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/21/2013|
Wow, you've certainly grown into a bright and charming young man. Look at you, you are just a specimen! Are you looking for jobs this summer? I could find a position for you in my office. And I mean any position! I'm sure there's nothing a young stud like you can't handle!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/21/2013|
Why your nipples look so...pinchable!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/21/2013|
So, you guys ever up for a double header?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/21/2013|
"How bout we all go catch-up in the Turkish Sauna!"
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/21/2013|
Ooooooo, child! I wanna sop you up with a buttermilk biscuit! You just a scrumdiddlyumptious little ol' thing, aren't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/21/2013|
"HANDSOME! HANDSOME!!" [drops to knees, mouth open, straining towards teen crotch]
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/21/2013|
"I'd like to mentor you."
Sounds like Mr. Standridge just wants some hot young cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/22/2013|
Start singing - "I've got the son in the morning and the father at night"
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/22/2013|
Enough, R55. Stop trying to make hissss happen. It wasn't funny the first 50 times.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/22/2013|
"How did something so beautiful crawl out of that fat frau's vagina?"
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/22/2013|
GAY DUDE: Hiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss!
HOT SON: Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeik!
...and a wedding by the third reel.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/22/2013|
WOW! Look at you! I mean, you're so...WOW! Just look at you! My goodness...you're all...and your arms...and that face! Just look at you! WOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/22/2013|
I picture Eric Stonestreet every time.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/22/2013|
Which one of you is the top?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/22/2013|