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Fox is making an OJ Simpson miniseries

Let's cast it!

by Anonymousreply 4701/29/2015

Miss Lindsey Lohan as Nicole Simpson, of course.

by Anonymousreply 103/21/2013

Owen Wilson as Kato Kaelin

by Anonymousreply 203/21/2013

Faye Resnick as Faye Resnick

by Anonymousreply 303/21/2013

Viola as the maid who finds the bodies and goes running into the street screaming....wait didn't they do that in Helter Skelter? Oh well they can do it again and call it "homage"

by Anonymousreply 403/21/2013

That's just stupid, R2.

TMZ's Max Hodges for Kato Kaelin.

by Anonymousreply 503/21/2013

Based on all that he has spawned, Satan as Robert Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 603/21/2013

I can play OJ's true love, Tawny Kitaen!

by Anonymousreply 703/21/2013

Ken Jeong as Lance Ito.

by Anonymousreply 803/21/2013

RuPaul as OJ's daddy.

by Anonymousreply 903/21/2013

Kris told me that she has an inside track for me to play Marcia Clark.

by Anonymousreply 1003/21/2013

Tyler Perry as Christopher Darden

by Anonymousreply 1103/21/2013

Shelley Hack as an anchorwoman. Yeah Shelley's return!!!

by Anonymousreply 1203/21/2013

Joan Van Ark as Greta Van Sustern

by Anonymousreply 1303/21/2013

Cindy Williams as Marcia Clarke! Yeah Cindy's return!!!

by Anonymousreply 1403/21/2013

Miss Swan as Judge Ito.

by Anonymousreply 1503/21/2013

Mittens as The Glove.

by Anonymousreply 1603/21/2013

OJ is an actor. He can play himself. I'm sure they'll let him out of jail on some kind or prison celebrity work program.

That's how it works for me.

by Anonymousreply 1703/21/2013

Charlize Theron as Nicole!!!

Denzel Washington as O.J.

by Anonymousreply 1803/21/2013

Alfre Woodard as the bitchy jury forewoman

by Anonymousreply 1903/21/2013

Willow Smith as Sydney Simpson

Or, failing my perfect daughter, Quvenzhané Wallis.

by Anonymousreply 2003/21/2013

Rebel Wilson as OJ

by Anonymousreply 2103/21/2013

I have some orange chicken leftovers that could play Faye Resnick.

by Anonymousreply 2203/21/2013

Chris Rock as Johnny Cochran.

by Anonymousreply 2303/21/2013

It's not an OJ miniseries.

by Anonymousreply 2403/21/2013

Is it based on OJ's book 'If I did it'? I hope they cast it with Muppets. Everything is fun when it involves Muppets.

by Anonymousreply 2503/21/2013

No, it's not based on that book.

by Anonymousreply 2603/21/2013

"Based on all that he has spawned, Satan as Robert Kardashian."

How about....Rob Kardashian as his father?

by Anonymousreply 2703/21/2013

I'm in love with [16]

by Anonymousreply 2803/21/2013

Angie Harmon as Nicole Simpson

by Anonymousreply 2903/21/2013

Zac Efron= Kato

by Anonymousreply 3003/21/2013

r29 You are part right, Angie Harmon as Denise Brown. I used to think those two looked crazily alike. Denise really was a big part of this so they should have her represented and Angie would be perfect.

by Anonymousreply 3103/21/2013

I thought they already did this back in the 90's?

by Anonymousreply 3203/21/2013

There was a tv movie back then r32 but it had all unknowns and was about the murders. This one looks like it is just about the trial, like the horrible Lifetime Casey Anthony movie. I pretty much am obsessed with OJ and have read all the books, seen all the tv stuff. I hope this is good.

by Anonymousreply 3303/21/2013

They'll probably cast an Obama lookalike as O.J.

by Anonymousreply 3403/21/2013

Chris Brown as OJ.

by Anonymousreply 3503/21/2013

That's so sweet of you to say, R28. I think I love you too.

by Anonymousreply 3603/21/2013

Fun!

by Anonymousreply 3703/23/2013

Didn't CBS make a miniseries about OJ?

by Anonymousreply 3804/07/2013

R11 Excuse me but Tyler is playing OJ's sassy wise aunt who tells him that the white womens is evil at his wedding. Thereby foreshadowing the remainder of the miniseries.

by Anonymousreply 3904/07/2013

Make any movie they want--as long as they don't pay the brutal double murderer Simpson or his family anything.

by Anonymousreply 4004/07/2013

Agreed, R31! Angie Harmon bears a striking resemblence to Denise Brown, at the time of the murders/trial. If Angie were 10 years younger -- and dyed her her blonde -- then, I would agree with R29.

by Anonymousreply 4104/07/2013

Fred Savage as OJ.

by Anonymousreply 4204/07/2013

bump

by Anonymousreply 4301/28/2015

Melissa Leo as Marcia Clark

by Anonymousreply 4401/29/2015

Sam Elliott as Fred Goldman

Nick Carter (with dyed hair of course) as Ron Goldman

by Anonymousreply 4501/29/2015

Rob Lowe as Mark Furhman

by Anonymousreply 4601/29/2015

Justin Bieber as Ron Goldman, just to see him get knifed.

by Anonymousreply 4701/29/2015
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