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Michael Phelps, Olympic hardbody, is turning into a bear

In a couple of years he's going to looks like those shirtless guys in the background.

by Anonymousreply 6604/06/2013

I have always thought of Michael Phelps is being incredibly ick-lictic.

by Anonymousreply 103/20/2013

I just came looking at the fourth pic down. Amazing pits, bulge and ass.

by Anonymousreply 203/20/2013

nice unshaven body

by Anonymousreply 303/20/2013

Wow, he actually looks really hot there.

by Anonymousreply 403/20/2013

The beard works - the more of that face he covers, the better he looks. But it's time for Grizzly Felcher to lose the speedo. He's looking like something in the People of Walmart site, and that doesn't really do his appeal justice.

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by Anonymousreply 603/20/2013

Needs to quit shoving Subway sandwiches in his big bazoo.

by Anonymousreply 703/20/2013

Love the hair on his legs. The goatee really improves his good looks.

by Anonymousreply 803/20/2013

Love the hairy legs and body! His pubes are showing too!!! Au naturel! Just my type!

by Anonymousreply 903/20/2013

He needs to bump up his Speedo size to 40.

by Anonymousreply 1003/20/2013

no ass whatsoever

by Anonymousreply 1103/20/2013

Wow, what a fattie! He needs to slow down on the food intake and bench press a few weights, he practically has moobs.

by Anonymousreply 1203/20/2013

A fattie?? I suppose you like manorexic men...OMG!

by Anonymousreply 1303/20/2013

HOT. I've always loved his huge pink nipples... Now he's got all that hair to frame them.

by Anonymousreply 1403/20/2013

He is hung like a clit.

by Anonymousreply 1503/20/2013

Of course! It's totally predictable. He starts to get fat or look old and the freaks at DL will start to like him. Young and hot is what brings out the resentment and trashing.

by Anonymousreply 1603/20/2013

R16 is eyeing the playground at the local kindergarten for fresh meat.

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013

He's lost weight but more muscle weight than total weight loss. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 1803/20/2013

He's actually well hung. Look closer at the speedo. Granted pink and blue is as queeny as what Lochte normally wears....

by Anonymousreply 1903/20/2013

I am looking closely at the speedo. There's nothing there. Could be a couple of puffy labia.

by Anonymousreply 2003/20/2013

Did he get paid $100,000 for this appearance? Is his bathing suit designer? Amateur.

by Anonymousreply 2103/20/2013

adele called. she wants her hips back.

by Anonymousreply 2203/20/2013

He's always had a great body, and still does, but I think he looks 100% better in these pics.

Hardly a bear, yet.

And while I realize most DLers hate longer hair on men, he'd look even better if he'd grow it out a bit. Just to cover those ears.

by Anonymousreply 2303/20/2013

She is a fat girl waiting to happen. Wait a few years.

Seriously, for a professional athlete, the body is not all that.

by Anonymousreply 2403/20/2013

Water causes shrinkage.

by Anonymousreply 2503/20/2013

His training body looks amazing, but I don't blame the guy if he doesn't want to workout several hours a day.

Didn't he say he consumes 10 000 calories a day while training? He's probably down to 4000 and no training.

by Anonymousreply 2603/20/2013

Leave to carb obsessed (auschwitz looking) gays to think the looks fat. Seriously? NOT fat at all.

by Anonymousreply 2703/20/2013

After all the negative things I read about her here, I'm glad she's getting fat.

by Anonymousreply 2803/20/2013

Even for the once toned, in-shape Phelps, it doesn't take long to get a bit soft and flabby.

by Anonymousreply 2903/20/2013

if he eats all those calories, he must make big poops!

by Anonymousreply 3003/21/2013

Damn, Michael! Now that's what I'm talking bout. Love a man that looks like a man. Nice hairy body without that twink look.

by Anonymousreply 3103/21/2013

A lot of jealousy on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3203/21/2013

He look...

...lika man.

by Anonymousreply 3303/21/2013

he has gorgeous legs...

by Anonymousreply 3403/21/2013

He's always had a weird body, though it's physiologically perfect for a swimmer. He has ridiculously huge shoulders, and practically no ass whatsoever (which reduces drag in the water). i would not kick him out of bed, though.

by Anonymousreply 3503/21/2013

In the next millennium, people will look back at Michael Phelps and realize he was evolution's way of trying to tell us something.

Those people will be living in pods under the ocean and will have developed gills and webbed fingers by then.

by Anonymousreply 3603/21/2013

He helped me appreciate my own body type, which is like his with big feet, stubby legs, long arms, long trunk, and no ass.

by Anonymousreply 3703/21/2013

I am gay I would totally do him hot hot hot. Please don't be harsh on people who are visually impaired :)

by Anonymousreply 3803/21/2013

A hideous lower face that is well disguised by his facial hair. Love his new thick thighs.

by Anonymousreply 3903/21/2013

I never found him appealing at all before, the multiple problems of face, shaved body, hair style.... but grow some body hair, some beef, facial hair and longer hair on top, (hell I never even noticed he had no ass, so that doesn't matter)....long story long, I certainly DO find him appealing now.

by Anonymousreply 4003/22/2013

Michael Phelps is a beautiful man when his face is covered (by a beard).

by Anonymousreply 4103/22/2013

Michael Phelps is a beautiful man when his face is covered (by my ass).

by Anonymousreply 4203/22/2013

Michael Phelps is a beautiful man when his face is covered (by my cum).

by Anonymousreply 4303/22/2013

His ass is so flat. But I suppose that is to be expected. He is so fucking ugly, but I suppose that is a result of his autism, like having Chinese eyes is the result of Don's Syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 4403/22/2013

[quote]Don's Syndrome

Which "Don" was that named after? Don Cornelius? Don Pardo? Don Vito Corleone?

by Anonymousreply 4503/22/2013

When they profiled him on 60 Minutes several years ago, I was amazed at how much food he ate. I'm talking enough food for 3 men. But because he trained so hard, he burned it all off. So it's not surprising that he's gained weight since his retirement.

by Anonymousreply 4603/22/2013

He done stratched his stummick!

by Anonymousreply 4703/22/2013

He's a classic ectomorph...long, lean, and has difficulty putting on weight. My favorite body type.

by Anonymousreply 4803/22/2013

He's never been known for having an attractive face but his body looks fine. Some of you queens will bitch about anything.

by Anonymousreply 4903/22/2013

Why do some of you say he has "no ass" - in those pics he obviously has a fat ass going on.

by Anonymousreply 5003/22/2013

I am imagining those big ass hairy thighs wrapped around my head as I devour his hairy cock .... MMMMMMM!

by Anonymousreply 5103/22/2013

He's certainly not classically handsome, but GOD DAMN that body is beyond perfection. I'd eat that fucker alive!

by Anonymousreply 5203/22/2013

r45, Don Draper.

by Anonymousreply 5303/22/2013

Fat? Really?

Wow, this thread is filled with manorexics.

by Anonymousreply 5403/22/2013

I would not exactly call him fat. But his body does not exactly scream Olympic gold metal swimmer either.

by Anonymousreply 5503/22/2013

r54 get the hell off DL and go back to Tumblr.

by Anonymousreply 5603/22/2013

If you were trying to be clever, R56, you failed.

Now slither away.

by Anonymousreply 5703/22/2013

If Michael Phelps and Carl Edwards got married and it was posted in the Times...THOSE would be twins.

by Anonymousreply 5803/22/2013

I prefer the Olympic hardbody.

by Anonymousreply 5903/22/2013

I will outlast you on DL, dear r56. Your little feelings will get hurt in no time, and you'll turn tail and scamper back to the millennial asylum for comfort and validation.

by Anonymousreply 6003/22/2013

stfu, r60!

by Anonymousreply 6103/22/2013

I find him incredibly attractive, because he looks very manly. This my favorite pic of him. Notice the VPL.

by Anonymousreply 6203/22/2013

His ass is woefully flat. Like Ryan Lochte. Are all male swimmers flat back there...

by Anonymousreply 6303/22/2013

Wasn't sure where to put this and didn't want to start a new thread. Nice golfer's bulge.

[quote]Michael Phelps @michaelphelps Missed that putt 😭😭😭 8:30pm - 6 Apr 13

by Anonymousreply 6404/06/2013

Hottest he's ever looked, and while he's not exactly handsome, he looks good with a beard.

by Anonymousreply 6504/06/2013

Michael's golfing pic

by Anonymousreply 6604/06/2013
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