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The Pube Report: a global report card

I love pubic hair on guys. And after doing extensive webcam research, I can report to you where natural, gorgeous pubes are still very much a part of male culture.

And now on the podium, are the three winners in the Pube Olympics:

Gold: Argentina. Unspeakably hot men with the most beautifully textured pubes:

Silver: France. Shaving is not big there, and when they're not shaved, the pubes are.

Bronze: Great Britain. There seems to be a great affinity for keeping the dangly bits as is in the British Isles.

Close honorable mentions to Italy and Ireland.

Wearing the pube dunce cap: that would be Germany.

by Anonymousreply 10408/18/2013

Oh, and the Congeniality Pube goes to Mexico. Vast pubedom, but the texture is not as lovely as that of Argentina.

by Anonymousreply 103/20/2013

Long distance dedication for you, OP:

by Anonymousreply 203/20/2013

[quote]Gold: Argentina. Unspeakably hot men with the most beautifully textured pubes.

My private office will be staffed with recruits from the old country. They will I believe prove to be a great success.

by Anonymousreply 303/20/2013

[quote]Wearing the pube dunce cap: that would be Germany.

I agree 100%. I'm boycotting all the German-speaking countries till they put down the razors. It's disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 403/20/2013

Dedicated to the OP!

by Anonymousreply 503/20/2013

These are important lets the silly shavers know we are laughing at them.

by Anonymousreply 603/20/2013

Any grade for Greek or Turkish men?

by Anonymousreply 703/20/2013

R7, I believe they prefer to be called "Turkey men."

by Anonymousreply 803/20/2013

What is it with the resentment of civiliztion on this forum?

by Anonymousreply 903/20/2013

It's an old people's thing.

by Anonymousreply 1003/20/2013

You are right R10 the only shaved guys I ever see are fat and over 40.

by Anonymousreply 1103/20/2013

Its just a bunch of fetishists, R9.

OP, are you the same queen who went to Europe last year and dutifully reported back to us about pubic hair last year. Do you even have any kind of life or this "hobby" your main preoccupation?

by Anonymousreply 1203/20/2013

r11, you're a lying sack of shit. The pro body hair people are the oldies and everyone knows it.

by Anonymousreply 1303/20/2013

You are funny R13.

by Anonymousreply 1403/20/2013

Agree that shave is an over-the-hill thing. Was on vacation in Jamaica during New Years with extended family. Three of my nephews, who live NYC, Boston and Baltimore and in their early-mid 20s and straight, had chest hair and treasure trails. One was getting out of the pool had his bathing suit a little low and you could see pubes. A few days later on the beach grooming came up and I asked why they kept their body hair. The response from one was "shaved bodies are for guys over 35 - like your generation Uncle Tony." Big laugh. Funny thing is, I prefer guys with some body hair, gives the body some character and feels less like a sexless mannequin. If young straight guys have started not shaving then the fad has been over for sometime.

by Anonymousreply 1503/20/2013

I like the cave man look of uncircumcised and unshaven, standing in front of their pendulous, pointy, pancake-breasted women.

by Anonymousreply 1603/20/2013

This thread is useless without photos.

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013

I don't know who has the weird agenda in this thread, but you're not fooling anyone. The truth is that the younger you get, the greater percentage who shave (at least in the US). The only bitching about shaving seems to come from the usual older DLers.

by Anonymousreply 1803/20/2013

You mixed your metaphor, OP. A medal doesn't indicate a grade, it indicates victory over other participants. A report card indicates a score levied against a standardized baseline or a curve. Please resubmit your post. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 1903/20/2013

[quote]I don't know who has the weird agenda in this thread, but you're not fooling anyone. The truth is that the younger you get, the greater percentage who shave (at least in the US). The only bitching about shaving seems to come from the usual older DLers.

That's true of the normal population. But I don't think that's what DLers are talking about. They're talking about an extremely tiny subset of the "gay" population. Mostly it's the extremely uptight urban femmy scene. Now among those? Who knows, maybe there's been a recent backlash against shaving. But among the gen population? Absolutely not. There's more male trimming/shaving than ever now.

by Anonymousreply 2003/20/2013

It's not primarily an older gay fetish. While most young straight men are completely shaved and sexless, a lot of younger gay men are starting to let it grow.

by Anonymousreply 2103/20/2013

I never understand the gay guys on Grindr who demand that all the men who contact them be "masc" and "str8 acting", and completely smooth and hairless like a little girl.

by Anonymousreply 2203/20/2013

r22, it's because they, unlike you, don't think of masculinity as a cartoonish extreme. Smooth is not "like a little girl." It's just what normal hot boys look like.

Also, "str8 acting" is code. It means behaving naturally - without affectation. Has nothing to do with heterosexuality. "masc" means the same.

by Anonymousreply 2303/20/2013

So, R23, how long does it take to shave all 300 pounds of you?

by Anonymousreply 2403/20/2013

I hate shaved pubes, but the posters here who say it's an old guys thing are living in Bizarro World/engaging in wishful thinking.

It's definitey more popular with young guys, gay and straight (at least in Germany where I live, and where, as OP correctly inidcates, it's depressingly ubiquitous).

by Anonymousreply 2503/20/2013

What a weirdass response r24. I take it you are on the prissy side and don't like that it's not desired in hookup land.

by Anonymousreply 2603/20/2013

There are so many hot guys who perform respectable grooming that your stupid 'fat' assertion is just BS, R24.

Like what you like and let others do likewise. Insisting people have to look and act the way you think is right is what religious wingnuts do.

by Anonymousreply 2703/20/2013

Plenty of shaved and waxed French men in the Dieux Du Stade books and calendars.

by Anonymousreply 2803/20/2013

Go on Cam4 - about half of the young guys from USA - both straight and gay - are letting their pubes grow. Some close trimmed, others just tidied a little, and some full-on bush. Completely shaved has declined in the past few years. It's heyday is over.

by Anonymousreply 2903/20/2013

Probably more will stop since the report came out today that shaving or waxing pubes has been tied to an increase in sexually transmitted diseases.

by Anonymousreply 3003/20/2013

I love them au naturel!

by Anonymousreply 3103/20/2013

Girls will not fuck you unless your shaved or extremely trimmed. Girls are expected to have bald puss. Chest hair is a big no no. Elders here are so frigging weird when it comes to this issue. The younger crowd is not going to fuck your lice-ridden bushes.

by Anonymousreply 3203/21/2013

R32 stop projecting your fetish onto girls.

by Anonymousreply 3303/21/2013

Only old guys shave out in Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 3403/21/2013

Please cease with the merits/non merits of shaving and return to the topic at hand: the country-by-country differences in male grooming. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 3503/21/2013

[quote]the only shaved guys I ever see are fat and over 40.

No doubt you're living in some retirement community and haven't seen the inside of a gym in ten years.

by Anonymousreply 3603/21/2013

R36 Brooklyn and I go to NY Sports daily.

by Anonymousreply 3703/22/2013

This is one thread where I would love to see photos of the posters.

by Anonymousreply 3803/22/2013

I used to work in a straight swing club and recently returned to help out on New Year's Eve.

The club is in NY.

The pube shaving trend has all but ended among the younger men, there was one I can recall.

But the other posters are correct. When a man starts to get a belly and his cock begins to disappear he shaves to see more of it.

It is a fat 40+ habit.

by Anonymousreply 3903/22/2013

Give it a rest r39, nobody honest is buying what you're selling. The older ones are the only ones who have your obsession. Almost all young guys trim or shave. That's just fact. Tiny subsets of urban hipsterprisses aren't relevant.

by Anonymousreply 4003/22/2013

Give it a rest R40 we know who you are.

Cling to your story, it is all you have.

by Anonymousreply 4103/22/2013

R40 time for your nap grandpa.

by Anonymousreply 4203/22/2013

Why is it so important for the hairy freaks to pretend their viewpoint is popular?

by Anonymousreply 4303/22/2013

r41/42 you obviously haven't seen any young dick lately. And by lately I'm talking about the last 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 4403/22/2013

It's natural

by Anonymousreply 4503/22/2013

It is rather creepy that we've got people here who blatantly deny what's true (that most younger guys trim or shave) as if it's terribly important to them to create this idea of a hairy pube trend. If such a trend happens, it happens, but it certainly hasn't happened yet.

by Anonymousreply 4603/22/2013

(A little) trimming is ok. Shaved is a dealbreaker. Not into boycocks, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 4703/22/2013

Posters like R46 make me imagine a pedo type who wants to create a culture of young men shaving to fuel his fantasy of the pre-pubescent.

The trend is ending guy. Deal with puberty or pay your young prosties to shave it off.

by Anonymousreply 4803/22/2013

R42 and R41 reveal themselves by what they're attacking -- I doubt they will admit that they actually see older gay men naked or have interest in checking out their pubes.

I echo what's been said above by the only people who are sane. I only see younger guys doing this. In Sweden we all shower together and no stalls, and no guy in his 30s or older is shaved.

by Anonymousreply 4903/22/2013

The ultimate marker of a DL olderly (thinking r48 here) is reflexive reach for "pedo" references whenever discussion moves in a direction he doesn't like (that young people are hot and not like him).

by Anonymousreply 5003/22/2013

It's not even remotely in dispute that trimming and shaving are more popular among youth. WTF is wrong with some of you?

by Anonymousreply 5103/22/2013

I don't like shaving or even trimming. Truth is when you take off your pants and you are shaved, I put mine back on. Don't give a shit how you feel about that, it is my reality.

by Anonymousreply 5203/22/2013

[quote]It's not even remotely in dispute that trimming and shaving are more popular among youth. WTF is wrong with some of you?

They be old.

by Anonymousreply 5303/22/2013

If there's a trend, it will probably be guys moving from shaving to close trimming, mostly because shaving is such a pain and causes problems.

by Anonymousreply 5403/22/2013

The sniping in this thread is pretty hilarious. These observations are deeply subjective, of course.

I think when it comes to younger men, the crotch shaving/natural divide is somewhat tied to class and education. You're going to be more likely to find plucked crotches among a suburban/exurban/bridge and tunnel/frat boy crowd. The natural bush is more likely to be seen among the urban/hipster/artistic/creative types. The gastropub/craft cocktail/body art crowd. I don't think you're going to find a lot of guys over 18 and under 30 in Park Slope or Silverlake with bare crotches, for instance. See the Tumblr below for the types of guys I'm talking about (NSFW).

You can call that a niche, but it's a highly influential niche in the larger popular culture. Look at a J Crew catalog these days - you'll see hairy bodies on display in a way they certainly weren't even 1-2 years ago.

Now there's no doubt shaving or trimming the crotch was highly ascendant in the U.S. 5-10 years ago. Those trends linger, and it's certainly not hard to find plenty of younger guys with shaved crotches. I also don't doubt a lot of straight guys particularly under 22 or so do so under pressure from girls. But I think it's definitely a trend on the wane.

by Anonymousreply 5503/22/2013

A "niche" r55? More like tiny and almost nonexistent. Someone on the last page called them urban hipsterprisses, LOL. Those people will always deliberately separate themselves from whatever they consider "mainstream" becasuse they live their lives solely as a reaction against others. But don't kid yourself that most people care what they think or do in their tiny little hipster bubble.

As long as girls want it trimmed, boys will trim.

Gay boys want it trimmed too. Uh... at least outside the hipsterpriss bubble.

by Anonymousreply 5603/22/2013

Whether or not you consider it a small niche, r56, do you deny that look has an outsize influence on current trends in fashion, pop culture etc? And that's where we should look as to where the larger public goes. It's my theory that we can largely thank Queer Eye for the lingering plucked male body trend.

I can tell you I live in Minneapolis and at the Y where I work out, those guys under 30 who venture into the showers (and it's more than you think) almost all have natural or minimally trimmed crotches. These are generally well educated young professionals/creatives, and may be influenced by but are not narrowly within this niche we're talking about.

by Anonymousreply 5703/22/2013

The Minneapolis Y? That's like sampling pubes at Lagoon and Hennepin. Not exacltly representative of anyone. Want to see what young people are doing? Go talk to some high schoolers from Eden Prairie, Eagan or Woodbury.

by Anonymousreply 5803/22/2013

Sorry man, I don't make a habit of chatting with high schoolers about their pubic hair.

by Anonymousreply 5903/22/2013

Also, suburban high schools are where trends go to die. That doesn't disqualify anything I wrote.

by Anonymousreply 6003/22/2013

r60, the fact that you believe the real world is so eager to copy hipsters just shows you're not using good judgment. If you're living in the Twin Cities, surely you know that the small crowd in Uptown is not like the 4.5 million people in the metro and never has been. The divide was the same in the '90s as it is now.

Maybe a better thread would have been, "Hipsters no longer shave pubes." Of course I'm not sure they ever did.

by Anonymousreply 6103/22/2013

I'm not talking about the Uptown Y. It's the Midtown Y. And the guys are not hipsters. They're just young, educated urban professionals.

by Anonymousreply 6203/22/2013

Judging on amateur sites, it's about a 50/50 of kids these days shaving/trimming or natural. Here's a sample from Reddit, which skews younger.

by Anonymousreply 6303/22/2013

In a German documentary from 5 years ago, a 15-year-old German-Turkish girl insults a boy by saying "I bet you don't shave your pubes!".

Make of that what you will.

by Anonymousreply 6403/22/2013

You're telling me the average teenage male in Plymouth MN or Minnetonka or White Bear Lake is shaving pubes? I don't buy it. Most of these kids aren't trusted with scissors let alone razor blades.

by Anonymousreply 6503/22/2013

Well not necessarily always shaving, r65, but significant trimming is almost universal. Also, your last sentence makes you look... well, stupid.

My (not gay) brother just graduated from Roseville a year ago, so I'm pretty familiar with what's current here. We were even trimming (though no shaving) 9 years ago when I was in school.

by Anonymousreply 6603/22/2013

So r66 is a suburban gay who shaves his cock. How surprising!

by Anonymousreply 6703/22/2013

I live near Prospect Park, r67, but I recognize clearly that for you, "suburban" is code for normal natural people who aren't following hipster shit.

by Anonymousreply 6803/22/2013

If you're so natural why do you shave down there? Gearing up for a big night at Olive Garden? ;)

We're practically neighbors btw. So I'll stop catting at you now.

by Anonymousreply 6903/22/2013

Hello from Germany, y'all!

by Anonymousreply 7003/22/2013

For most young guys the motivation is not some fashion statement, it's just what's considered normal and expected. It's well understood that girls do not want a big hairy bush on a guy.

by Anonymousreply 7103/22/2013

Cause everyone does what is done in Sweden R49 Germans are freaks as well as pointed out by OP.

by Anonymousreply 7203/22/2013

Well, that was an interesting divergence.

We now return to the geographic discussion.

What other countries still tend to have natural body hair?

And which countries seem to be following the Germanic model?

by Anonymousreply 7305/01/2013

I think shaved pubes are sexy, it's like a sexual renegade. I saw a porno in a sauna in Berlin where the performer had no body hair whatsoever, not even eyebrows or eyelashes. He was rolling around on a bouncy oiled plastic surface, I bet that must be fun, like a seal. I don't shave mine though, I clip them short but don't shave to the skin, it's too much work to maintain and I get bumps or nick myself.

by Anonymousreply 7405/01/2013

Just a personal preference but I for one an glad that the emergence of the facial beard as a fashiion statement for young men seems to be mirrored by a rejection of the razor for parts further south. A guy with a full beard and a shaved crotch just doesn't look right.

by Anonymousreply 7505/01/2013

Is that the case? Are the Brooklyn hipster beard farmers keeping things natural down south?

by Anonymousreply 7605/04/2013

[quote] A guy with a full beard and a shaved crotch just doesn't look right.

I recently saw a Turkish guy on cam4. He was very handsome, with an absolutely gorgeous hairy belly and chest and a 2-day stubble...and shaved groin. It was an immediate turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 7705/06/2013

Maybe this is a regional/cultural thing. I attended public HS in LA (LAUSD) not a terribly long time ago (7 years), and let me tell you most of the Hispanic dudes in the lockers definitely go around with full bush.

by Anonymousreply 7805/06/2013

Well who the hell cares about that r78?

by Anonymousreply 7905/06/2013

Uptight prissy types love to idealize the lowlife types. Sexually that is, but not for much else.

by Anonymousreply 8005/06/2013

I guess not a wrinkled, old white-trash loser like you R79.

by Anonymousreply 8105/06/2013

WTF is with r81's psycho post?

by Anonymousreply 8205/06/2013

Asian pubes own this thread. Like a jungle!

by Anonymousreply 8305/06/2013

Koreans are kings of the Asian Pube Jungle.

I declare it so.

It is texturally superior.

by Anonymousreply 8405/06/2013

For OP...

by Anonymousreply 8505/06/2013

Do you think the shaving thing has made its way into the Farm Belt, or is it more of a big city on the coasts thing?

by Anonymousreply 8605/19/2013

Thank you for your input.

by Anonymousreply 8706/03/2013

I graduated from high school in 2010. The school was in Kansas and I played Lacrosse and Football. I saw plenty of naked guys in the showers and the locker room and never saw anyone who was clean down there. Trimmed sure, but all of us had pubes. In fact, don't get offended, but in my high school, shaving your bush off would have been considered "gay."

by Anonymousreply 8806/03/2013

R88, I thought guys didn't even take showers in high school anymore. So how could you have seen plenty of naked guys?

by Anonymousreply 8906/03/2013

I love pulling on a sex partner's pubes and having mine pulled too- so hot, rough, masculine and dominating. It hurts like hell but it's very intimate as you kiss, suck and finger.

by Anonymousreply 9006/03/2013

Please issue new reports. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 9107/17/2013

the hairier the better. my new fuck-pup is italian-hungarian and hairy from the tops of his feet to the top of his head. especially concentrated on his butt and his chest. very fun to play with.

by Anonymousreply 9207/17/2013

I wish there was a pubic hair museum with samples of hair from different ethnicities.

by Anonymousreply 9307/18/2013

I find the most attractive pubes are on a generally smooth adult body; I like the juxtaposition and contrast.

by Anonymousreply 9407/23/2013

[quote]I thought guys didn't even take showers in high school anymore. So how could you have seen plenty of naked guys?

You're right, not one person in high has taken a shower in years, it's been outlawed. You're an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 9507/23/2013

I don't know. I've seen a lot of bushes on British guys. Most of them look like five generations of sea urchins are num-numing on their crotch.

by Anonymousreply 9607/23/2013

True, the Brits are certainly up there in pube preservation.

by Anonymousreply 9707/24/2013

I can't imagine what you mean by sea urchins, picture please.

by Anonymousreply 9807/24/2013

Sea urchin crotch has not yet been documented in any nation by The Pube Report.

We will have to place it in the rumour category alongside The Loch Ness Monster.

by Anonymousreply 9908/13/2013

OP, you are a sad, lonely excuse for a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 10008/13/2013

NOBODY is busy?

It is a boring place to live and nothing to do?

by Anonymousreply 10208/18/2013

R100 is a sad lonely excuse for a human being....and projecting.

by Anonymousreply 10308/18/2013

Sorry, r102, that should have been "nobody is BUSHY".

Fucking auto correct.

by Anonymousreply 10408/18/2013
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