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My frau sister in law is in a deep depression over her empty nest...

Could the DL please condole her!!! I'll print out the best/worst and send them to her. THIS COULD PUSH THE BITCH OVER THE EDGE!!!!)

by Anonymousreply 2303/22/2013

I assume she knew this day was coming. Or did she think they'd never want to leave?

by Anonymousreply 103/19/2013

She's fat.

by Anonymousreply 203/19/2013

Tell her that if her incipient hoarding kicks in the way it looks like it will, her nest will soon be far from empty.

by Anonymousreply 303/19/2013

Tell her that an empty house is really a just a house full of doorhandles.

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by Anonymousreply 503/19/2013

Tell her to do the following:

1, start doing coke asap so she can get super skinny

2, grow her hair out long, style it straight and dye it blond

3. get a shit ton of plastic surgery--big tits, stretched & botoxed face

4. buy a new wardrobe of hooker clothes and shoes

5. get a small dog

6. move to Beverly Hills

7. call me for an audition. I have a vacancy.

by Anonymousreply 603/20/2013

OP, Seriously tell your sister what a wonderful job she did raising her kids so that they can now survive on their own. Then suggest she become a foster parent for 4-legged needy "kids" of her choice, until she finds her new love. Or she could always volunteer at a local pre-school or regular school.

by Anonymousreply 703/20/2013

Stop referring to dogs as children.

by Anonymousreply 803/20/2013

[quote]tell your sister what a wonderful job she did raising her kids so that they can now survive on their own

I wouldn't go that is an alcoholic and one is obsessed with the Kardasians

(plus they are all in college...they'll probably all be back home in a year or two)

by Anonymousreply 903/20/2013

OP, you blame alcoholism on bad parenting? Really?

by Anonymousreply 1003/20/2013

r7 is the fauiest frau who ever frau'd

by Anonymousreply 1103/20/2013

[quote]OP, you blame alcoholism on bad parenting? Really?

oh yeah it is a disease...your prior life experiences have nothing to do with it....bitch please.

by Anonymousreply 1203/20/2013

Does she have a pet - either a cat or a dog?

If the answer is no ... it would be a help.

by Anonymousreply 1303/20/2013

Being an "empty nester" is a valid reason for being sad, but maybe her real problem is that she has an arsehole for a brother.

If you want to hate her, hate her for a good reason - not something that anyone would naturally feel sad about.

What's the real problem OP?

by Anonymousreply 1403/20/2013

Tell her it's a damn shame that she gave up her identity for her children.

by Anonymousreply 1503/20/2013

Isn't it console and not condole?

u fukin idiot

by Anonymousreply 1603/20/2013

r16, oh dear!

I bet you're the type who takes a dump at a house party and clogs the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013

tell her to look at this pic. if this guy isn't depressed she shouldn't be

by Anonymousreply 1803/20/2013

Tell her now she can't avoid getting rid of that asshole husband.

by Anonymousreply 1903/20/2013

Get therapy or get a backbone, OP. You obviously have issues with her. At your age it's pathetic to come here and bitch about her behind her back in a high school kind of way. Why don't you tell her how you feel or are you a complete coward?

by Anonymousreply 2003/21/2013

LOL @ R18

by Anonymousreply 2103/21/2013

It's R18 who needs therapy; the guy in that photo is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Or for the next several years, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 2203/21/2013

The nod to Patsy Stone sailed completely over R16's banal little head.

Don't fret, sweetie. We condole you.

by Anonymousreply 2303/22/2013
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