Could the DL please condole her!!! I'll print out the best/worst and send them to her. THIS COULD PUSH THE BITCH OVER THE EDGE!!!!)
My frau sister in law is in a deep depression over her empty nest...
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/22/2013|
I assume she knew this day was coming. Or did she think they'd never want to leave?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/19/2013|
Tell her that if her incipient hoarding kicks in the way it looks like it will, her nest will soon be far from empty.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/19/2013|
Tell her that an empty house is really a just a house full of doorhandles.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/19/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/19/2013|
Tell her to do the following:
1, start doing coke asap so she can get super skinny
2, grow her hair out long, style it straight and dye it blond
3. get a shit ton of plastic surgery--big tits, stretched & botoxed face
4. buy a new wardrobe of hooker clothes and shoes
5. get a small dog
6. move to Beverly Hills
7. call me for an audition. I have a vacancy.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/19/2013|
OP, Seriously tell your sister what a wonderful job she did raising her kids so that they can now survive on their own. Then suggest she become a foster parent for 4-legged needy "kids" of her choice, until she finds her new love. Or she could always volunteer at a local pre-school or regular school.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/19/2013|
Stop referring to dogs as children.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/19/2013|
[quote]tell your sister what a wonderful job she did raising her kids so that they can now survive on their own
I wouldn't go that far....one is an alcoholic and one is obsessed with the Kardasians
(plus they are all in college...they'll probably all be back home in a year or two)
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/19/2013|
OP, you blame alcoholism on bad parenting? Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/19/2013|
r7 is the fauiest frau who ever frau'd
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/19/2013|
[quote]OP, you blame alcoholism on bad parenting? Really?
oh yeah it is a disease...your prior life experiences have nothing to do with it....bitch please.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/19/2013|
Does she have a pet - either a cat or a dog?
If the answer is no ... it would be a help.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/20/2013|
Being an "empty nester" is a valid reason for being sad, but maybe her real problem is that she has an arsehole for a brother.
If you want to hate her, hate her for a good reason - not something that anyone would naturally feel sad about.
What's the real problem OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/20/2013|
Tell her it's a damn shame that she gave up her identity for her children.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/20/2013|
Isn't it console and not condole?
u fukin idiot
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/20/2013|
r16, oh dear!
I bet you're the type who takes a dump at a house party and clogs the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/20/2013|
tell her to look at this pic. if this guy isn't depressed she shouldn't be
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/20/2013|
Tell her now she can't avoid getting rid of that asshole husband.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/20/2013|
Get therapy or get a backbone, OP. You obviously have issues with her. At your age it's pathetic to come here and bitch about her behind her back in a high school kind of way. Why don't you tell her how you feel or are you a complete coward?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/21/2013|
LOL @ R18
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/21/2013|
It's R18 who needs therapy; the guy in that photo is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Or for the next several years, anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/21/2013|
The nod to Patsy Stone sailed completely over R16's banal little head.
Don't fret, sweetie. We condole you.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/22/2013|