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Can popes/priests masturbate?

If not where does all the jiz go?

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013

No. Every sperm is scared....I mean Sacred.

by Anonymousreply 103/19/2013

Ask any altar boy where the jiz goes.

by Anonymousreply 203/19/2013

When that guy asks the priest in The Exorcist to help out an old alter he offering to blow the priest?

by Anonymousreply 303/19/2013

He is, it is for the good of Jesus

by Anonymousreply 403/19/2013

What do you think the communion wafers are made from?

by Anonymousreply 503/19/2013

This thread isn't going anywhere, so let's post our fav altar boy pics!

by Anonymousreply 603/19/2013

Does it have the consistency of risotto?

by Anonymousreply 703/19/2013

To hell with that, R6. Any sensible Catholic prefers beef to chicken when dining in the church basement.

by Anonymousreply 803/19/2013

Of course they can masturbate. It's a sin, but confess it and Poof! Good as new.

by Anonymousreply 903/19/2013

I like the way you capitalized "Poof" r9. Did you mean to say that THE Poof is as good as new? I have heard that quite a few priests are into S+M, spanking, that sort of thing. Growing up it was always rumored that the priests and nuns got together on a regular basis and the results of their shady unions went to the many Catholic orphanages.

by Anonymousreply 1003/19/2013

They can. And they do.

by Anonymousreply 1103/19/2013

Shouldn't that be MAY popes and priests masturbate?

by Anonymousreply 1203/19/2013

R1, I always wondered where that silly savage saying "hold me Dabid, I'm scared" came from. Who knew sperm cells could talk as well as swim?

by Anonymousreply 1303/19/2013

R8 is posting Holy Rough Trade pics from Rough Trade Weekly.

by Anonymousreply 1403/19/2013

Many of them go to the bathhouse. The day after Easter and Christmas are the best times to hook up with a priest.

by Anonymousreply 1503/20/2013

A quick reminder about the bathhouse the Vatican just happens to own. Not that I'm insinuating anything, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1603/20/2013

My mother of all people used to tell me about the sacred sperm with the Catholic Church. Interesting, but creepy coming from mother. She really hates Catholicism, but still.

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013
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