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Splash - new reality series

I just turned it on and it took me a few minutes to realize the host is Joey from Blossom. WTF is wrong with his hair? It only has a few minutes left, hope I didn't miss Chuey.

by Anonymousreply 3205/07/2013

They're not all diving tonight. You didn't miss Chuey.

by Anonymousreply 103/19/2013

Joey Lawrence - fabulous pecs

by Anonymousreply 203/20/2013

Joey Lawrence has terminal tinynip. How much plastic surgery has he had?

by Anonymousreply 303/20/2013

Joey looked like he had an orange brillo pad on his head, like an orange version of those "wooly willie" magnetic toys. I have only watched the first two minutes so far and that's what I got.

by Anonymousreply 403/20/2013

Greg Louganis is now a hot daddy.

by Anonymousreply 503/20/2013

I thought Greg looked really handsome and he never did much for me before.

by Anonymousreply 603/20/2013

I've never heard of this show. What the hell is it about?

by Anonymousreply 703/20/2013

You can't tell me Louie Anderson is a better diver than that Cosby girl.

All Louie can do is cannonball!

by Anonymousreply 803/20/2013

I'm halfway through and not impressed with anyone. Are they trying to land on their backs and/or almost tip over? I love Kareem (like I love Dennis on CA) so will watch for him and that bitchy Nicole but they seem not that great as of yet.

by Anonymousreply 903/20/2013

Check out how smoking hot the 30-year old Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was.

by Anonymousreply 1003/20/2013

r8, also they kept that other girl over the Cosby girl and she was worse. I assume they kept her for the eye candy for guys. I don't know her name, just know she is famewhoring it up since she got some publicity for watching her boyfriend play some sports game.

by Anonymousreply 1103/20/2013

Hey Americans, keep watching your trash TV and gorging yourselves on junk snack food.

We'll be laughing at you the entire time, until we invade your Capitol.

by Anonymousreply 1203/20/2013

r11 I know, that Katherine Webb chick was not better than Keshia. She is one of the above mentioned who landed on her back and I was confused to whether she was supposed to.

by Anonymousreply 1303/20/2013

[quote]I've never heard of this show. What the hell is it about?

It's *yet another* show about celebrities diving into water. That's it.

I assume the real point of the show is to see Louie Anderson dive and make a big "fat man" splash. Awful.

by Anonymousreply 1403/20/2013

If Tom Daley and his Speedo aren't on, what's the point?

by Anonymousreply 1503/20/2013

Why is Joey Lawrence doing reality TV now? Is his shitty show on ABC Family not paying enough?

by Anonymousreply 1603/20/2013

How bad are Kareem's finances that he needs this paycheck?

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013

Joey looks like a different person with his nose job. It looked better before. He had a beautiful nose, beautiful hair, and Joey PLEASE stop sculpting your eyebrows! He's a gorgeous guy, but they eyebrows make him look feminine!

by Anonymousreply 1803/20/2013

That orangey brillo pad was just hideous, I didn't even recognize him.

by Anonymousreply 1903/20/2013

Can't wait to see the horsehung Drake Bell in his swim trunks.

They should have made him wear a speedo.

by Anonymousreply 2003/20/2013

Oh I didn't even recognize Drake in the previews, when he says in his queeny voice, "Can water bruise your eyes?"

by Anonymousreply 2103/20/2013

Loved this dive from the orignal Dutch series

by Anonymousreply 2203/20/2013

R18 Everything about Joey looks terrible now. Has he had some bad work done on his face? He doesn't even look real and looks nothing like he used to. And the hair is awful.

by Anonymousreply 2303/20/2013

I see that tired fucking whore, Kendra, cried herself to a first place score.

Will she bash Louganis like she did Louis Van Amstel now?

by Anonymousreply 2403/26/2013

How convenient for Chuey that his injury got him out of it.

Can't stand Kendra. She was one of Hef's whores and on Wife Swap it showed she does nothing for her husband or son.

by Anonymousreply 2503/27/2013

I've got a better reality show idea. Drake Bell and David Boudia compete to blow all the Dumais brothers. First one to get a half cup of semen spit into the jar wins.

by Anonymousreply 2603/27/2013

Drake Bell sure does have a nice, fit little body. Why did he shave his chest hair, though?

by Anonymousreply 2703/27/2013

Mmmm, Drake...

by Anonymousreply 2804/23/2013

This show is such a hot embarassing mess.

I hope these celebs are getting paid for this shit.

by Anonymousreply 3004/23/2013

Can someone tell me if David Boudia has a boyfriend? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 3104/23/2013

Hot spunky widower Rory won!

Love the Drake pic, r28. Any chance that it's not a fake?

by Anonymousreply 3205/07/2013
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