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Have you ever been sexually attracted to your clients?

Today while I was doing my job, I happened upon a very handsome client. Tall, blonde and blue-eyed, he looked to be in his mid twenties. I had to strip him naked and bathe him. He was ethereally beautiful. I took care of him for the rest of the day and wished that I was his boyfriend every moment of the day.

by Anonymousreply 3403/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 103/19/2013

What exactly do you do for a living?

by Anonymousreply 203/19/2013

I work at Best Buy.

by Anonymousreply 303/19/2013

Client? Why did you have to bathe him?

by Anonymousreply 403/19/2013

OP, are you a prostitute?

If you were a nurse you wouldn't use the word "client."

by Anonymousreply 503/19/2013 ever.

by Anonymousreply 603/19/2013

Hell yes, I work at a university. Hot guys and high, tight, bubble butts in skinny jeans and all day bitches. The also wear basketball shorts to you can see their print

by Anonymousreply 703/19/2013

[quote] all day bitches

You work at The View?

by Anonymousreply 803/19/2013

I've been known to develop a crush on some of my students (undergrads). I do hope it doesn't show. But some of them seem to be aware.

by Anonymousreply 903/19/2013

i work in advertising and one of our clients is a total silver daddy who I lust after with the heat of 1000 suns.

by Anonymousreply 1003/19/2013

Of course. If you interact with sexually attractive people of course you are going to be sexually attracted to them. Just got to make sure you can enjoy the view while still being professional.

by Anonymousreply 1103/19/2013

no, this never crossed our mind as we dodge bullets looking for food or being raped.

by Anonymousreply 1203/19/2013

I have sex with my clients on a regular basis

by Anonymousreply 1303/19/2013

Such things often don't work out well for either party.

by Anonymousreply 1403/19/2013

Almost never. Bury each, a couple of times, really, really turned on by a client. made having them in my office rough. I would never ever ever ever do anything about it. Thats just crazy. Crazy and wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1503/19/2013

I really hope there are no morticians on DL.

by Anonymousreply 1603/19/2013

Yes , constantly .

As a mortician this can be very distracting.

by Anonymousreply 1703/19/2013

A word do advice, R17: if you're going to act on it, do it before the cremation, not after.

by Anonymousreply 1803/19/2013

I'm trying to figure out what profession would require you to strip and bathe someone you would call a "client."

by Anonymousreply 1903/19/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2003/19/2013

[quote]I had to sit in a conference room and go over some of his bank and trust statements. My erection almost caused me to black out.

But when did you strip him naked and bathe him?

by Anonymousreply 2103/19/2013

1/10. $18 for this?

by Anonymousreply 2203/19/2013

I see the Bates Motel finally has the internet; looks like the showers are broken though but based on my experience there I'd say that's a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 2303/19/2013

[quote] I'm trying to figure out what profession would require you to strip and bathe someone you would call a "client."

A body servant!

by Anonymousreply 2403/19/2013

I've fallen in love with my therapist. Does this dynamic ever work out for those involved?

by Anonymousreply 2503/19/2013

perhaps OP works in the medical or better yet, the healthcare field.

by Anonymousreply 2603/19/2013

Hospice and home care nursing often entails bathing clients.

by Anonymousreply 2703/19/2013

R20, tell your law firm that as a senior associate they are wasting your time doing paralegal duties.

But at least it was sexually enjoyable.

by Anonymousreply 2803/19/2013

Hospice? I sure hope OP's etherial adonis isn't dying.

by Anonymousreply 2903/19/2013

When my cousin worked as a candy striper she was basically a prostitute. She volunteered two summers when she was 16 and 17 years old and said you can't imagine how many patients she had to administer sex to.

by Anonymousreply 3003/19/2013

Does an intern count? OMG he was so hot, huge bulge in his pants all the time, smart too. Total tease. He knew he was a hot guy and liked the attention he got from girls and guys.

by Anonymousreply 3103/19/2013

Yes, I'm a civil attorney and get good looking clients, both men and women, all the time.

by Anonymousreply 3203/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 3303/20/2013

God, yes.

by Anonymousreply 3403/20/2013
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