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Are there boards where straight men talk to each other

...and not about sports.

Real conversations, questions about life...even gossip.

Is there a straight us?

by Anonymousreply 8407/02/2013

[quote]Is there a straight us?

Straight me are so stupid.

by Anonymousreply 103/19/2013

"Is there a straight us?"

A board where straight men tear each other to shreds and call it wit? I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 203/19/2013

No. The board would have to have a topic: sports, games, cars, wine, beer, food. No personal stuff, unless it's a joke how his wife or gf made him do something.

by Anonymousreply 303/19/2013

You mean a thread about gossip and politics marketed just for straight people?

er, no.

by Anonymousreply 403/19/2013

Every board that isn't specifically gay themed is dominated by mainly straight people. They are after all the majority of people.

Most of them have some topic that brings them together unless you mean a more general board like reddit.

I don't get what the hell this question is even asking.

by Anonymousreply 503/19/2013

I'm straight and I'd much rather post with you guys. I've always enjoyed a certain level of extreme bitchiness, and you guys take it to a brand new level.

by Anonymousreply 603/19/2013

Not that I've found. Echoing r6, that's why I'm here.

by Anonymousreply 703/19/2013

R6,

Thanks, bro.

by Anonymousreply 803/19/2013

Here ya go, OP. Have a blested day.

by Anonymousreply 903/19/2013

Straight men tend to not gossip- at least not about acting and celebrities. Maybe about athletes and politicians and such.

by Anonymousreply 1003/19/2013

4chan

Misc

by Anonymousreply 1103/19/2013

Actually, I DO know a board of mostly straight men that has bitchery and wit that would stun even the hardened souls of Datalounge.

I'll see if I can post some of the classic threads--there are a few that had me laughing (and crying) so hard, I went hoarse.

by Anonymousreply 1203/19/2013

Reddit is full of em.

by Anonymousreply 1303/19/2013

From Sailing Anarchy--an epic and gossipy thread:

by Anonymousreply 1403/19/2013

Thank you R-12! I'm enjoying the forums on that site.

by Anonymousreply 1503/19/2013

yeah, Reddit

by Anonymousreply 1603/19/2013

Yea I'm sure there are OP. They are also probaby not infested with women like we are here. The gay man is always getting the short end of the stick. Always. It gets old.

by Anonymousreply 1703/19/2013

R15,

I'm glad you like it! It's the only other board I check every day.

by Anonymousreply 1803/19/2013

the gay view point is such a unique blend of energies;intriguing and insightful-It's hard to find it among my own

by Anonymousreply 1903/19/2013

R17 has a short stick!

by Anonymousreply 2003/19/2013

Fark

by Anonymousreply 2103/19/2013

Straight guy again, My little brother is gay and turned me on to this place. I will randomly text him not to present his hole when he's going out. At Thanksgiving this year he told mom that the turkey was presenting it's hole. My favorite threads are when you talk about nostalgia or rag on celebrities. I also like the let's pretend threads and that Womens Festival thread. My GF reads but doesn't post. I think there are a lot more straight guys here, the you might realize.

by Anonymousreply 2203/19/2013

R23,

If you repeat yourself, then you repeat yourself.

by Anonymousreply 2403/19/2013

According to the last big poll we did roughly 2.5% of respondents identified as straight men so yeah, there are a few around.

by Anonymousreply 2503/19/2013

2.5%

So that's exactly 2 and half straight men

by Anonymousreply 2603/19/2013

You would have a better chance of finding a Unicorn. Straight men are not wired to talk about their feelings. Ever. They will bitch and moan about their women but it's not the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 2703/19/2013

We are not talking about our feelings either...we are talking about random shit.

by Anonymousreply 2803/20/2013

r16 is exactly right. Reddit is the DL for straight guys who look like school shooters.

by Anonymousreply 2903/20/2013

Straight men seem dirty...as in unhygenic.

by Anonymousreply 3003/20/2013

Dirty is good

by Anonymousreply 3103/20/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 3203/20/2013

There's the 'talk about anything' section @ the Britmovie website (@ link)

Personally, I don't bother with it. If I'm going to 'talk' to people online, I'll do it with homosexuals, thank you very much.

by Anonymousreply 3303/20/2013

& this is where the bisexuals go to talk, but it reads just like DL, if all we did was talk about sex.

by Anonymousreply 3403/20/2013

Real bisexual men don't hang out at JustUs Boys. Sorry to shatter the illusion.

by Anonymousreply 3503/20/2013

I thing a lot of straight guys post on muscle/fitness boards.

by Anonymousreply 3603/20/2013

[quote]Real bisexual men don't hang out at JustUs Boys. Sorry to shatter the illusion.

So says the resident DL bisexual expert.

Where would we be without you?

BTW, yes they do.

by Anonymousreply 3703/20/2013

Free Republic

by Anonymousreply 3803/20/2013

Of course, r32. Datalounge has taught me that straight men are better than everyone else in every way. They are to be revered and worshipped, while everyone else is to be mocked and derided.

by Anonymousreply 3903/20/2013

The ones my husband goes to are about rock music and politics. He's not into sports.

by Anonymousreply 4003/20/2013

[quote]Straight me[n] are also funnier than gays typically.

That hasn't been my experience at all.

by Anonymousreply 4103/20/2013

They brag about their penis size just like here.

by Anonymousreply 4203/20/2013

Straight men seem to be very boring in general. Besides women, it's like they only have one particular interest and that's pretty much all they talk about (sports, fitness, cars, etc), and they seem stick to forums focused on that particular thing. It's like they aren't interested in talking about a variety of things. They just seem so dull.

by Anonymousreply 4303/20/2013

The Official Ted Nugent Fan Page.

The Tea-Bag Party Forum.

NASCAR.com

by Anonymousreply 4403/20/2013

They are dull. Straight men that is.

The Straight Dope

message board has apparently been around forever. Some smart people there, seemingly mostly straight, but not racist or bigoted in the least. A few weirdos, though.

by Anonymousreply 4503/20/2013

Here ya go, OP. A straight male MSB with any and all things up for discussion.

Warning : you'll find few liberals there but like most DLers, they hate fatties too.

And they have separate TV/Movies board, sports boards, and politics board

by Anonymousreply 4603/20/2013

Thanks. R46...many examples of the great hetero humor there.

TOPIC: What do you believe happens when you die?

Ans # 1: you're reborn as a opossum or an armadillo.

Ans # 2: reincarnated as an eagle

#3: Immediately lose all bowl control

#4: You definitely crap yourself when you die.

Jokes about shitting are especially prevalent, it seems.

I posted the above especially for the person who said heteros are funnier than gays.

by Anonymousreply 4703/20/2013

[quote]Jokes about shitting are especially prevalent, it seems.

But nothing about eating old people's excrement. How mundane!

by Anonymousreply 4803/20/2013

R47 , you should find and read the Justin Timberlake thread. It's hilarious how much these straight guys admire him. It's almost homoerotic. They totally want to be him while he's banging some hot chick.

It's the polar opposite of the DL thread on JT .

by Anonymousreply 4903/20/2013

You mean you all aren't straight? Cause if you're not I've been on the wrong boards.

In all seriousness, I am straight and I come here frequently for the bitchery.

by Anonymousreply 5003/20/2013

This is the Bodybuilding.com Misc board. Some of it is sports but some of it is about fashion, celebrities, etc. they're mostly pretty young and so are extra bitchy. I find it fascinating.

by Anonymousreply 5103/20/2013

[quote]you should find and read the Justin Timberlake thread. It's hilarious how much these straight guys admire him.

How the hell can I find it if there's no search engine on there? Can you post a link?

by Anonymousreply 5203/20/2013

Here, R52:

by Anonymousreply 5303/20/2013

Is there a board where straight men talk about female celebrities? No I don't think so. So many gay men are obsessed with female celebrities. I'm gay, but I don't get the fascination.

by Anonymousreply 5403/20/2013

Thanks, R46. Yes, it's fascinating, sort of. So different from DL. Like a whole 'nother country.

What I want to know is why you know your way so well around that forum.

by Anonymousreply 5503/20/2013

"Straight men tend to not gossip- at least not about acting and celebrities. Maybe about athletes and politicians and such."

Agree with this. Straight guys do gossip, but they are not as enchanted with showbiz/acting/celebrities as straight women and gay men. They gossip a lot about athletes. Trust me, straight guys were all over the Manti Te'o scandal.

"Yes, they talk about politics and do so at a higher level than the gays on this board."

I've found the opposite to be true. Most of the gay people I've known are more politically aware than straights (both straight men AND straight women). You would be amazed at how many gays are working in politics in D.C. Even the most far right, homophobic politicians have gay staffers.

by Anonymousreply 5603/20/2013

[quote] So many gay men are obsessed with female celebrities. I'm gay, but I don't get the fascination.

Strangely, I get that, to some degree, but I don't get the female singer thing, at all.

by Anonymousreply 5703/20/2013

"This is the Bodybuilding.com Misc board. Some of it is sports but some of it is about fashion, celebrities, etc. they're mostly pretty young and so are extra bitchy. I find it fascinating."

Are all those guys straight, though? I know a ton of gay guys who ae into muscles and fitness.

"They brag about their penis size just like here."

Dick obsession is pretty common among gay AND straight men.

by Anonymousreply 5803/20/2013

R56, I'm a sports fan and am also interested in local gossip that never makes the news. I came across the site a few years ago while Googling the name of an asshole local radio host who got the sack.

It's beyond disheartening to visit the political boards, though.

The NYT actually had a write-up on the message board a few months ago.

by Anonymousreply 5903/20/2013

[quote]It's beyond disheartening to visit the political boards, though.

Why do you say that exactly?

Any links? or is it too disheartening to even browse.

by Anonymousreply 6003/20/2013

"Straight:" boards are sorted by interests. Cars, Politics, hobbies, neighborhood organisations, etc.

But guess what, gay people visit those as well. So there you have it.

by Anonymousreply 6103/20/2013

Sometimes I think all straight guys are gay and in denial given how much they seem to worship each other and hate women.

by Anonymousreply 6203/20/2013

You're in denial, r62.

by Anonymousreply 6403/20/2013

Yes, R62. They're all secretly envisioning tonguing your hole when their wives make them go down on them. That's exactly what's happening.

by Anonymousreply 6503/20/2013

We are a unique group; nothing like "us" exists in the real world.

by Anonymousreply 6603/20/2013

*What if abortions were posted in the newspapers like DWI arrests?

*Study finds marriage shortens lesbians' life expectancy

*Elizabeth "Trail of Tears" Warren wants $22/hr minimum wage

*It's getting old, blaming Christians for GOP losses

etc., etc., etc.

by Anonymousreply 6703/20/2013

[quote]Is there a straight us?

Oh honey, look around. There's not even a GAY us anymore.

This place turned into American Diabetic Online years ago. Nothing but canes and fibromyalgia pill bottle cozies with the random porn queen popping by for a look before diving back to the basement.

by Anonymousreply 6903/20/2013

[quote]Sometimes I think all straight guys are gay and in denial given how much they seem to worship each other and hate women.

Except they don't fancy other guys and want to fuck the hell out of women.

by Anonymousreply 7003/20/2013

My straight brother thinks this site is funny. He doesn't post though.

by Anonymousreply 7103/20/2013

I'd never announce my pussy stinks on a straight board.

by Anonymousreply 7203/20/2013

I have a straight friend who reads regularly, posts occasionally, and loves when people assume he's a lesbian based on what he posts.

by Anonymousreply 7303/20/2013

YOU ALL ARE STRAIGHTER THAN YOU THINK

by Anonymousreply 7403/20/2013

Sure you do R73

by Anonymousreply 7503/20/2013

4Chan can have some surprisingly good conversations. And some shockingly disgusting ones. Just don't go there if you are thin-skinned. They all refer to each other as fags. New people are called newfags, etc. And yet there is an entire board dedicated to male nudity/gay porn and there are plenty of gay posters in the fashion and fitness boards.

I like DVDtalk's forums for entertainment and home theater talk. The politics board rarely degenerates into insanity.

by Anonymousreply 7603/20/2013

There was something on the news last week about some board where men go to talk about killing their wives...I think some cop was on it and get arrested. (I was busy on DL and only half paying attention.)

by Anonymousreply 7703/21/2013

Dude!

by Anonymousreply 7803/21/2013

"There was something on the news last week about some board where men go to talk about killing their wives...I think some cop was on it and get arrested. (I was busy on DL and only half paying attention.)"

Yes, it was some extreme fetish website Dark something and the NYC cop faces life in prison. The details of what these guys posting on the website's forum wanted to do to women was pretty gruesome.

There's a lot of freaks out there!

by Anonymousreply 7903/21/2013

R51, I also visit the Misc once in a while. Some of the threads are quite entertaining (and borderline illegal) particularly the trolling and details of sexual exploitations. One of the best things is that threads pop up showing their shirtless bodies asking the others to rate them, which always elicit in bitchy responses.

by Anonymousreply 8003/21/2013

The closest are the geek boards. (Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Comics, etc.)

And like DL, most of the posting is done from mom's basement.

by Anonymousreply 8103/21/2013

4chan. If you're man enough.

by Anonymousreply 8203/21/2013

I remember straight boys in jr. high and high school, and their humor was very catty and cut-down. Often of a sexual nature. Then they have to "mature" or get frowns from potential girlfriends and society.

It's in there. Get them drunk and you'll see.

by Anonymousreply 8303/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8407/02/2013
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