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Let's write a dirty limerick!!!

I'll start:

There once was a frau from Nantucket....

by Anonymousreply 1903/19/2013

Something something something bucket

by Anonymousreply 103/19/2013

"It's pronounced BOUQUET!"

by Anonymousreply 203/19/2013

She said with dismay.

by Anonymousreply 303/19/2013

As her husband jerked off in her consomme.

by Anonymousreply 403/19/2013

There once was a frau from Nantucket

Who would only make love in a bucket

"It's pronounced BOUQUET!"

She said with dismay.

Her husband said, "shut up and suck it!"

by Anonymousreply 503/19/2013

yeah! we did it!

by Anonymousreply 603/19/2013

There once was a lad from Weho

by Anonymousreply 703/19/2013

"it's only pronounced Deverox in limericks."

by Anonymousreply 803/19/2013

There once was a gal from Nantucket...

and then she died.

by Anonymousreply 903/19/2013

Said former Veep candidate Palin,

"My marital bliss is a-failin'.

I can take it when Todd

Fucks my twat, but by God,

It's my ass that he's always entailin'!"

by Anonymousreply 1103/19/2013

[quote]Girls get raped because of how much you fags hate women.

Yeah. I like to be helpful.

by Anonymousreply 1203/19/2013

There once was a frau from Dallas

Who couldn't get enough phallus.

Bent over a trashcan

Whilst lifting her caftan

Exposing and underside callous.

by Anonymousreply 1303/19/2013

There once was a girl from the Azores, Whose twat was all covered in sores. Even dogs in the street Used to eat the green meat That hung in festoons from her drawers.


by Anonymousreply 1403/19/2013

r11, shouldn't than be impalin' instead of entailin' It would make a lot more sense and be a lot funnier if it were.

by Anonymousreply 1503/19/2013

Impalin' doesn't rhyme with Palin, R15, it is a repeat of the same sound.

The last word of a well-written limerick is supposed to involve a pun and/or a coined word. To entail something is to attach something else to it, and to ass-fuck someone is to get them by the tail end.

I think my word choice is better than yours, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 1603/19/2013

Frau, cunt, woman, skank, it's a the same.

by Anonymousreply 1703/19/2013

r10, it isn't gays that rape women, its messed up hetero men that do the raping. You sound like a desperate Xtian right-winger drunk on hate yourself. Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 1803/19/2013

There once was a Frau from Nantucket

Who told the posters on DL to go suck it

She had enough of such bull

And thought it was such crap.....

by Anonymousreply 1903/19/2013
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