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I know we've all heard of hung celebrities, but I wanted to build a single thread with the men - with each post saying who the man is and what his supposed/alleged endowment is.

And....go!

by Anonymousreply 6005/04/2013

David Letterman is supposed to have at least ten inches.

by Anonymousreply 103/19/2013

Does anyone seriously care about penises this much?

by Anonymousreply 403/19/2013

[quote]Does anyone seriously care about penises this much?

Only a biological female would write something that willfully dense.

by Anonymousreply 503/19/2013

Liam Neeson, of course, rumored to be 10 inches.

by Anonymousreply 603/19/2013

Yes, I care about penises this much, mainly large ones. I don't judge a man's decency by the size of his dick, but it does have a lot to with whether I want to have sex with him. I have no objection to being judged this way, either.

by Anonymousreply 703/19/2013

I keep seeing reports that Bradley Cooper has a thick eight inches.

by Anonymousreply 803/19/2013

By all means, OP. A great original idea!

by Anonymousreply 903/19/2013

Phil Keoghan

by Anonymousreply 1003/19/2013

Jeff Probst

by Anonymousreply 1103/19/2013

Posts about celebrities cocks are just weird. Who cares. Silly cock-fraus.

by Anonymousreply 1203/19/2013

John Hamm's Ham

by Anonymousreply 1303/19/2013

I remember going to a lot of Amazing Race forums shortly after that episode was aired, r10. Phil's bulge was the main topic of discussion for the longest time. The viewers were mighty impressed with that moving shot of Phil. His raised eyebrow took a backseat to the raised crotch.

by Anonymousreply 1403/19/2013

I'm with r4. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's size queens and guys with small dicks.

by Anonymousreply 1503/19/2013

R3 Who?

by Anonymousreply 1603/19/2013

R9 this wasn't a photo thread.

by Anonymousreply 1703/19/2013

Gary Cooper

by Anonymousreply 1803/19/2013

Bea Arthur -- 14"

by Anonymousreply 1903/19/2013

Chris Pine has a great cock.

by Anonymousreply 2103/19/2013

Jason Priestly

by Anonymousreply 2203/19/2013

Jack White always has a nice bulge going.

by Anonymousreply 2303/19/2013

I hear Victor Garber is hung. Can anyone verify?

by Anonymousreply 2403/19/2013

It took 19 posts before Bea's name appeared?

by Anonymousreply 2503/19/2013

I heart Bea's appearance on this list.

by Anonymousreply 2603/19/2013

RE 24 - It;s Victor's BF, the older model guy, with a beard, who's hung. Never heard anything about the old Vic

by Anonymousreply 2703/19/2013

Thanks R22, I'd forgotten that Jason is reportedly huge.

I'd still let him fuck me quite deeply!

by Anonymousreply 2803/19/2013

Bradley Cooper has an average cock that looks small compared to his height and big (size 14) feet

by Anonymousreply 2903/19/2013

What's "dick" in French?

Well whatever it is, I heard that Bradley Cooper has 'gros' one.

by Anonymousreply 3003/19/2013

R30, 'bite', 'queue';

« Bradley Cooper a une grosse bite. »

by Anonymousreply 3103/20/2013

Adam Lambert looks to be HUGE.

by Anonymousreply 3203/20/2013

Tom Cruise = Tic Tac

by Anonymousreply 3303/20/2013

bump for big cocks

by Anonymousreply 3403/20/2013

Bradley Cooper has size 14 feet?

I want them in my mouth!

by Anonymousreply 3503/20/2013

bump or celeb measurements

by Anonymousreply 3603/22/2013

Nice Harrison Ford bulge at 1:15.

by Anonymousreply 3703/22/2013

Supposedly when Harrison was first trying to make it in Hollywood, he would sell pot to industry execs and others. I wonder if he ever fooled around with clients or had clients approach him for more than just weed.

by Anonymousreply 3803/22/2013

Of course in addition to Liam there's Willem Dafoe and James Woods. Dana Delany had all three of them in her cooter.

(Not at once, though.)

Lucky bitch!

James is supposed to be literally a foot long. He's fug but for 12 inches I might make an exception.

Christopher Walken is also supposed to have at least 10".

by Anonymousreply 3903/29/2013

Oh and Dax Shepard.

Someone actually under 40 and who I'd want to fuck.

He's supposed to be huge. Like Jon Hamm big.

by Anonymousreply 4003/30/2013

Dax appears to dress right just like the Hammster.

by Anonymousreply 4103/30/2013

C'mon now. Tom Cruise has a huge dick.

It takes an eight pack of D batteries to power it up.

by Anonymousreply 4203/30/2013

I can't see anything in R41.

But yes, Dax is supposed to have the biggest cock in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 4303/30/2013

Looks left to me, R41. (You know it means *his* left, don't you?)

by Anonymousreply 4403/30/2013

R12's cock looks like a chewed-on pencil eraser.

Or is that her clit?

Cock-aversive cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4503/30/2013

Pretty disappointing so far.

by Anonymousreply 4603/30/2013

[quote]Bea Arthur -- 14"

No doubt you also post as Helen Lawson, R19.

by Anonymousreply 4703/30/2013

John Legend

by Anonymousreply 4803/30/2013

What about Costner?

by Anonymousreply 4903/31/2013

Elias Koteas: 8½ inches of thick Canadian bacon.

by Anonymousreply 5003/31/2013

I want to bump and grind with John Legend

by Anonymousreply 5103/31/2013

Mmm, John Legend.

Mmm, Elias Koteas.

Yum.

by Anonymousreply 5203/31/2013

Danny DeVito is rumored to be packing an 11 incher (9 inches soft). That's the rumor, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 5304/01/2013

All the Black actors and singers. All Blacks have huge bananas.

by Anonymousreply 5404/01/2013

Don't know where you heard that rumor, R53, but it couldn't be further from the truth.

by Anonymousreply 5504/01/2013

Who has Dax fucked to share his endowment?

by Anonymousreply 5604/02/2013

R56 Not me, damn it.

by Anonymousreply 5704/02/2013

R8, I think you mean Bradley Cooper likes AT LEAST a thick 8 inches.

by Anonymousreply 5804/02/2013

Isn't he married to Kristen Bell?

by Anonymousreply 5904/02/2013

bump for more celebrity cocks!

by Anonymousreply 6005/04/2013
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