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Little white lies that gay men tell each other

Let's list some.

'Oh God, I love your new haircut!'

by Anonymousreply 4303/20/2013

I've never seen Mamma Mia!

by Anonymousreply 103/18/2013

"You look so much younger than your age!"

by Anonymousreply 203/18/2013

Dick size doesn't matter to me at all.

I got my HIV test results back. Clean as a whistle.

by Anonymousreply 303/18/2013

"What a clever thread!"

by Anonymousreply 403/18/2013

"I'll buy the next round"

by Anonymousreply 503/18/2013

You know, you could really pass as straight!

by Anonymousreply 603/18/2013

Let's do lunch!

by Anonymousreply 703/18/2013

"I'm undetectable!"

"You're looking great!"

"You'll find the right guy!"

"No shade, but..." (Passive aggressive bullshit statement before throwing actual 'shade')

"We're in an open relationship" - but it's just one person in the couple saying this. Yeah, okay...

"We don't really have an open relationship, but we make exceptions!"

by Anonymousreply 803/18/2013

I'm a virgin. Or "Renewed virgin".

by Anonymousreply 903/18/2013

"I was just tested."

"I don't have anything."

"I'm clean."

"I don't do drugs."

"I'm ready to settle down."

"I love you."


by Anonymousreply 1003/18/2013

I'm here with a friend.

I can afford that.

I am happy. You look happy.

I LOVE what you have done with the place!

Don't worry, those pills aren't going to kill you.

Don't worry, just a couple of more minutes in the gym and you have that flabby ass/gut disappear in no time.

by Anonymousreply 1103/18/2013

I keep reading this thread title as "Little white girls that gay men tell each other"

by Anonymousreply 1203/18/2013

I don't tell any kind of lie. Even if it's about something trivial like appearance. I'm not outwardly mean but I don't lie. I just don't believe in it. Never have.

by Anonymousreply 1303/18/2013

"Love what you've done with the place! Shabby chic really is the coolest. Who wants nice new furniture anyway?"

by Anonymousreply 1403/18/2013

"No shade, but . . "

You know people who actually say that?

by Anonymousreply 1503/18/2013

'you can have a family if you want'

by Anonymousreply 1603/18/2013

Nice Cock

by Anonymousreply 1703/18/2013

"I never do hook-ups!"

by Anonymousreply 1803/18/2013

That Helen Lawson bit is STILL hysterically funny, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 1903/18/2013

R16 eats the giant, moldy turds of homeless people.

by Anonymousreply 2003/18/2013

"I'm sane"

by Anonymousreply 2103/18/2013

My Republican dad will come around and tell me he loves me when I denounce all the sordid gay stuff *snort coke line*.

by Anonymousreply 2203/18/2013

R13 is lying for sure.

by Anonymousreply 2303/18/2013

I detest Liza and Barbra.

by Anonymousreply 2403/18/2013

You're earrings are fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 2503/18/2013

Your caftan is Di-Vine

by Anonymousreply 2603/18/2013

LOVE love love the books piled up everywhere! It is so cutting edge!

by Anonymousreply 2703/18/2013

"I'm a top."

by Anonymousreply 2803/18/2013

People really SAY all this shit? I don't do white lies, either. Just say something nice or shut the hell up. And tell the truth KINDLY.

by Anonymousreply 2903/18/2013

I'm neg.

by Anonymousreply 3003/18/2013

"I've never done this before."

by Anonymousreply 3103/18/2013

I'm masculine!

by Anonymousreply 3203/18/2013

Bitch, what are you talking about? You don't look a day over 29!

You found a boyfriend? I am so happy for you!

Oh, it sure looks like you had a blast at the White Party based on your smartphone pics.

I hooked up with Taylor Lautner, but don't tell anybody or he'll kill me or worse: Never call me again!

by Anonymousreply 3303/18/2013

I don't watch porn.

by Anonymousreply 3403/18/2013

She's such a slut, (clutching pearls), I could never have sex on the first date.

by Anonymousreply 3503/18/2013

R13 is a perfect example.

by Anonymousreply 3603/18/2013

It's only a cold sore.

No, I'm not a slut. My hole was mangled in a bizarre gardening accident.

Besides you, I've only been with two other guys.

No Honey. No one notices your bald spot.

God, you turn me on!!!

I'm strictly a top.

No, those aren't warts. They're birthmarks.

by Anonymousreply 3703/18/2013

The check is in the mail.

Just tell me when to stop.

by Anonymousreply 3803/19/2013

I dated a guy for a while who would compliment everything about my life he disliked. I could see it in his eyes that he hated something, then he'd say, "Oh that's cute!" or "Oh, how fun" or the worst "Yayyy".

Once he slipped and sputtered, "Do you EVER smile?". It was over soon after that.

by Anonymousreply 3903/19/2013

Trust me, nobody's going to check your bag and find the party favors.

by Anonymousreply 4003/19/2013

I have more coke at home.

by Anonymousreply 4103/19/2013

Please, I am the only one here to have taste.

by Anonymousreply 4203/19/2013

I've never bottomed before.

by Anonymousreply 4303/20/2013
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