It used to be smooth like lotion but no more, is this happening with age? I'm still young, 27.
My Semen Is Lumpy Like Risotto
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/03/2013|
Not age. I hate to imagine what's wrong up there.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/17/2013|
You are dying.
OP, may I have all your stuff?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/17/2013|
R2, surely you don't want ALL of his stuff. Nothing with lumps, for instance.
This reminds me -- is it not generally known that there were originally eight dwarves, until Lumpy died of cancer?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/18/2013|
Happened to me a few times, but only after having not ejaculated for a few weeks. It stung a little bit when it came out, too. But a couple JOs later it was back to normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/18/2013|
you drink too much caffeine, you eat too much sugar. drink water and layoff the sugar. it makes your cum lumpy and horrid tasting.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/18/2013|
I feel full after the risotto.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/18/2013|
Wel OP 27 is not really all that young.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/18/2013|
Spending so much time on the DL in the company of notorious sourpusses has caused it to curdle.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/18/2013|
Just like Billy Harrington's still tastes great what's the problem!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/18/2013|
Are you hung OP?
Perhaps you should post a picture of your junk and let us judge.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/18/2013|
God, not another Italian cooking thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/18/2013|
Mine is lumpy like Graxy!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/18/2013|
...also known as "Clotted Cream"
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/18/2013|
same thing happened to me at your age, OP. It was nothing and went away.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/18/2013|
Drink more water and eat a few more complex carbs.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/18/2013|
Pineapple and strawberries.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/18/2013|
Try spreading some on a Triscut.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/18/2013|
That usually happens went you haven't ejaculated for awhile, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/18/2013|
[quote]Just like Billy Harrington's still tastes great what's the problem!
What? Did you really? OMG.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/18/2013|
Someone just posted this yesterday, why did someone basically post the same thing again, just flourishing the language with food analogies and adding your age?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/18/2013|
My old boyfriend used to always end our sex with 'that's it, swallow that lumpy load'. Maybe like Snilla's Sense of Snow, gays should have 600 different terms for semen types.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/18/2013|
Lumpy Risotto sounds like a Notre Dame linebacker from 1932.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/18/2013|
From the laptop in the lap. It is cooked.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/19/2013|
LOL r27, W&W
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/19/2013|
OP, that's nothing.... my risotto is lumpy like semen.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/19/2013|
Perfectly normal for some, ocassional for others, when they haven't ejaculated for awhile.
Thought I would compare it more to ricotta than risotto (pardon the cheese reference).
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/19/2013|
They are fatty lipids, they vary according to hormone levels. All man produce them, though some are very soft and blend in.
When you go longer between ejaculations the body stores them in the prostate and they lose a bit of moisture making them more firm.
You are perfectly normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/19/2013|
Urologists say having twenty ejaculations a month prevents prostate problems as you get older.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/19/2013|
You need to take a video of yourself and semen shooting out and post it in here. It will be easier for us to give you a better consultation.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/19/2013|
Thank you so much for sharing.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/19/2013|
Shit, R32, I have that many every week. Easily.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/19/2013|
"Urologists say having twenty ejaculations a month prevents prostate problems as you get older. "
I think this is killing a possible fetus.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/19/2013|
Make a roux first.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/19/2013|
[quote]Urologists say having twenty ejaculations a month prevents prostate problems as you get older.
Wow. I guess I really need to cut back then.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/19/2013|
OP, hows your lumpy semen doing?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/22/2013|
Mix the lumpy semen with 5 tbs. arrowroot powder and 3/4 cup of chicken broth. Microwave for 30 sec. for a nice mid-morning pick up.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/22/2013|
Careful, R2. You don't want ALL his stuff. Let someone else deal with the dregs.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/22/2013|
Is Lumpy still around?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/01/2013|
My cum used to taste like a nice hollandaise sauce now it just tastes like saltines mixed in with some rancid milk......
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/02/2013|
Let it dry, then use it to make sugar-free nonpareils.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/03/2013|