She was a much better actor than Heath Ledger.
I'm the Totie Fields troll
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/02/2013|
She makes my heart go on.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/17/2013|
Totie Fields? You must be one old queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/17/2013|
If only Totie had been the Joker.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/17/2013|
Totie knew how to put her best foot forward!!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/17/2013|
I wish MERYL would film the Totie Fields story. She would be BRILLIANT.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/17/2013|
Meryl wouldn't even need prosthetics or CGI. She would make you believe in amputation through the sheer genius of her ACTING!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/17/2013|
Mike Douglas loved having Totie on his show. He was a putz and couldn't read cue cards but he had some interesting guest stars on his show.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/17/2013|
You can't hide the hook.
One of the most devastating take downs in show biz history. With one line, Totie destroyed everything Simmons was attempting.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/17/2013|
LMAO, I googled Totie Fields, and she looks unintentionally more frightening than the Joker especially when she has that maniacal grin on.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/17/2013|
The black girl from "Facts of Life"?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/18/2013|
I like the one-legged Totie is funnier.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/18/2013|
Meryl isn't Jewish enough for Totie Fields. This so NEEDS Maggie Gyllenhaal or Melanie Laurent.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/18/2013|
At the time of her death, Totie Fields was in negotiations to do a remake of Moby Dick, in dual roles: both Ahab and the whale.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/18/2013|
The clip at r8 is pretty damn funny. Is that Heath Ledger dressed as the JOKER?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/18/2013|
You could at least call Kim Fields by her real name.
And it's TOOTIE not Totie.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/18/2013|
R16 must be very young.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/18/2013|
But what would Totie have to say about that?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/31/2013|
The OP calls itself the Totie Fields Troll? Not even 20 posts in 2 weeks!
OP I say to you. YOU'RE FIRED!!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/01/2013|
Totie Fields is a legend and an icon. Comedians, male and female, still reference her as an inspiration, mimick her style and hair and reuse her schtick. As for her concert deals, she LEFT Columbia once the landmark $80 million deal she signed in the '60s was complete. Also, she ASKED to be let out of her Def Jam contract, but not before giving them a #1 album. So, you see, no one fired her, nitwits. And you're right--she's always had a round bubble butt, and she was known for having one when Kim Kardashian was still just a kid running around in her mommy and daddy's backyard with a pacifier, and J-Lo was just a young, unknown Puerto Rican chica in the Bronx. Totie will record when she's resurrected, sweetie. She does not need a label, but she could get signed to one whenever she's ready because she's Totie-ACADEMY-AWARD-NOMINATED-100-MILLION-RECORDS-SOLD-EVERY-TEEN-ACT-OF-TODAY-ON-HER-JOCK-FANS-ALL-OVER-THE-WORLD-$150-MILLION-WORTH-COMEDY CENTRAL-ICON-MORE-BILLBOARD-AWARDS-THAN-ANY-OTHER-ARTIST-SIGNER-OF-TWO-OF-THE-BIGGEST-RECORD-DEALS-IN-HISTORY-MOTHERFUCKING FIELDS.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/01/2013|
r21 Did she know how to roller skate before she got the gig on FACTS OF LIFE or was it something she did specifically for that role?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/01/2013|
Thank You R21
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/01/2013|
Is it true she was the original Mrs. Fields of Mrs. Fields Cookies? And that too much product testing is what led to her diabetes?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/01/2013|
What was Totie Fields like to deal with, esp. to fans? Was she nasty, rude,arrogant, what?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/01/2013|
I knew a comic named Totie Fields, but then she died.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/01/2013|
I remember her being on TV a lot when I was a little kid in the mid-1960s and I liked her. Divine always reminded me of her.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/01/2013|
She was the first comedienne I ever heard of. She introduced me to the invaluable word "comedienne."
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/01/2013|
Peter Marshall on "Hollywood Squares": "Do snails caress?"
Totie: "I never saw a horny snail."
Marshall: "Are they raising the prices on pay toilets?"
Totie: "I don't care, I just crawl under the door."
Mike Douglas: "Try this bacon"
Totie: "I can't eat pork....unless the pig has been circumcised."
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/01/2013|
If Totie Fields married Truman Capote, she'd be Totie Capote!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/01/2013|
Lucille Ball was going to get her leg amputated, but Gary Morton talked her out of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/01/2013|
She was on Mike Douglas once and told him "I only lose weight in my knobs." I was almost 10, and it was the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/01/2013|
This thread does not have a leg to stand on.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/01/2013|
As a kid, Totie introduced me to the concept of "crass." She was vulgar and common.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/02/2013|
I knew a girl named Totie Fields. But then she died.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/02/2013|