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I'm the Totie Fields troll

She was a much better actor than Heath Ledger.

by Anonymousreply 3504/02/2013

She makes my heart go on.

by Anonymousreply 103/17/2013

Totie Fields? You must be one old queen.

by Anonymousreply 203/17/2013

If only Totie had been the Joker.

by Anonymousreply 303/17/2013

Totie knew how to put her best foot forward!!

by Anonymousreply 403/17/2013

I wish MERYL would film the Totie Fields story. She would be BRILLIANT.

by Anonymousreply 503/17/2013

Meryl wouldn't even need prosthetics or CGI. She would make you believe in amputation through the sheer genius of her ACTING!

by Anonymousreply 603/17/2013

Mike Douglas loved having Totie on his show. He was a putz and couldn't read cue cards but he had some interesting guest stars on his show.

by Anonymousreply 703/17/2013

You can't hide the hook.

One of the most devastating take downs in show biz history. With one line, Totie destroyed everything Simmons was attempting.

by Anonymousreply 803/17/2013

LMAO, I googled Totie Fields, and she looks unintentionally more frightening than the Joker especially when she has that maniacal grin on.

by Anonymousreply 903/17/2013

The black girl from "Facts of Life"?

by Anonymousreply 1003/17/2013

love R8

by Anonymousreply 1103/18/2013

I like the one-legged Totie is funnier.

by Anonymousreply 1203/18/2013

Meryl isn't Jewish enough for Totie Fields. This so NEEDS Maggie Gyllenhaal or Melanie Laurent.

by Anonymousreply 1303/18/2013

At the time of her death, Totie Fields was in negotiations to do a remake of Moby Dick, in dual roles: both Ahab and the whale.

by Anonymousreply 1403/18/2013

The clip at r8 is pretty damn funny. Is that Heath Ledger dressed as the JOKER?

by Anonymousreply 1503/18/2013

You could at least call Kim Fields by her real name.

And it's TOOTIE not Totie.

by Anonymousreply 1603/18/2013

R16 must be very young.

by Anonymousreply 1703/18/2013

But what would Totie have to say about that?

by Anonymousreply 1803/31/2013

The OP calls itself the Totie Fields Troll? Not even 20 posts in 2 weeks!

OP I say to you. YOU'RE FIRED!!

by Anonymousreply 1904/01/2013

Hi, Larry.

by Anonymousreply 2004/01/2013

Totie Fields is a legend and an icon. Comedians, male and female, still reference her as an inspiration, mimick her style and hair and reuse her schtick. As for her concert deals, she LEFT Columbia once the landmark $80 million deal she signed in the '60s was complete. Also, she ASKED to be let out of her Def Jam contract, but not before giving them a #1 album. So, you see, no one fired her, nitwits. And you're right--she's always had a round bubble butt, and she was known for having one when Kim Kardashian was still just a kid running around in her mommy and daddy's backyard with a pacifier, and J-Lo was just a young, unknown Puerto Rican chica in the Bronx. Totie will record when she's resurrected, sweetie. She does not need a label, but she could get signed to one whenever she's ready because she's Totie-ACADEMY-AWARD-NOMINATED-100-MILLION-RECORDS-SOLD-EVERY-TEEN-ACT-OF-TODAY-ON-HER-JOCK-FANS-ALL-OVER-THE-WORLD-$150-MILLION-WORTH-COMEDY CENTRAL-ICON-MORE-BILLBOARD-AWARDS-THAN-ANY-OTHER-ARTIST-SIGNER-OF-TWO-OF-THE-BIGGEST-RECORD-DEALS-IN-HISTORY-MOTHERFUCKING FIELDS.

Any questions?

by Anonymousreply 2104/01/2013

r21 Did she know how to roller skate before she got the gig on FACTS OF LIFE or was it something she did specifically for that role?

by Anonymousreply 2204/01/2013

Thank You R21

by Anonymousreply 2304/01/2013

Is it true she was the original Mrs. Fields of Mrs. Fields Cookies? And that too much product testing is what led to her diabetes?

by Anonymousreply 2404/01/2013

What was Totie Fields like to deal with, esp. to fans? Was she nasty, rude,arrogant, what?

by Anonymousreply 2504/01/2013

I knew a comic named Totie Fields, but then she died.

by Anonymousreply 2604/01/2013

I remember her being on TV a lot when I was a little kid in the mid-1960s and I liked her. Divine always reminded me of her.

by Anonymousreply 2704/01/2013

She was the first comedienne I ever heard of. She introduced me to the invaluable word "comedienne."

by Anonymousreply 2804/01/2013

Peter Marshall on "Hollywood Squares": "Do snails caress?"

Totie: "I never saw a horny snail."

Marshall: "Are they raising the prices on pay toilets?"

Totie: "I don't care, I just crawl under the door."

Mike Douglas: "Try this bacon"

Totie: "I can't eat pork....unless the pig has been circumcised."

by Anonymousreply 2904/01/2013

If Totie Fields married Truman Capote, she'd be Totie Capote!

by Anonymousreply 3004/01/2013

Lucille Ball was going to get her leg amputated, but Gary Morton talked her out of it.

by Anonymousreply 3104/01/2013

She was on Mike Douglas once and told him "I only lose weight in my knobs." I was almost 10, and it was the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life.

by Anonymousreply 3204/01/2013

This thread does not have a leg to stand on.

by Anonymousreply 3304/01/2013

As a kid, Totie introduced me to the concept of "crass." She was vulgar and common.

by Anonymousreply 3404/02/2013

I knew a girl named Totie Fields. But then she died.

by Anonymousreply 3504/02/2013
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