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LINDSAY LOHAN MISSES FLIGHT! Court appearance tomorrow in Los Angeles. Will warrant be issued if she doesn't make it to court??

She is scrambling to find another flight!

by Anonymousreply 8603/19/2013

Why does she keep missing flight?

by Anonymousreply 103/17/2013

Don't worry, the Los Angeles court has a virtual ruler it can use to give criminal celebrities a remote tap on the wrist.

by Anonymousreply 203/17/2013

Stayed in New York to party.

by Anonymousreply 303/17/2013

Right. Because there are so few flights each day between the NYC area's four airports and LA's five...

by Anonymousreply 403/17/2013

OP, I count five red-eye flights she could catch from JFK to LAX alone, all with seats available. She can also catch one out of Philly if she hops on a train down there ASAP.

by Anonymousreply 503/17/2013

She's destroyed her life anyway, a few months in jail would probably do her some good. She needs a reality two-by-four to the forehead and she's not getting one.

by Anonymousreply 603/17/2013

Just die already!

by Anonymousreply 703/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 803/17/2013

Uh, didn't she do this a couple of months ago? Would she just die already! Preferably on one of those chicken crate airlines she is forced to take because she is always late to court.

by Anonymousreply 903/17/2013

How could anyone expect Lilo to possibly be in LA first thing Monday morning, after celebrating St. Patrick's Day weekend in NYC?!!

by Anonymousreply 1003/17/2013

The girl delivers like Domino's. In fact, she may soon be delivering for Domino's.

by Anonymousreply 1103/17/2013

Is she blaming St. Patrick's Day?

by Anonymousreply 1203/17/2013

Please let her not be able to get a flight in time!

by Anonymousreply 1303/17/2013

They let her get away with anything. Seems to me they should just stop arresting her. Maybe if the world is lucky, she'll get a gun and shoot herself.

by Anonymousreply 1403/17/2013

OP, could you be any more hysterical with that title?

by Anonymousreply 1503/17/2013

[quote]Just die already!

That's not the quote, hon.

by Anonymousreply 1603/17/2013

Is the quote, "Oh for God Sake, Just Die?"

by Anonymousreply 1703/17/2013

She's waiting for the court to send their private plane to get her.

by Anonymousreply 1803/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 1903/17/2013

Poor girl must have carpal tunnel from all the slaps on the wrist. Expect another one tomorrow.

California celebrity justice rules!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2003/17/2013

I wonder whose fault this is. It's obviously not hers.Nothing ever is.

by Anonymousreply 2103/17/2013

Lindsay is not very responsible.

by Anonymousreply 2203/17/2013

R22, master of the understatement.

by Anonymousreply 2303/17/2013

[quote]Our sources say LiLo is now in an airport lounge ... calling, texting and emailing everyone she knows ... trying to get a private plane to take her to L.A.

I clicked on this thread just to write that I hoped she'd find a way to amp up the drama -- and she did!

In my dream some oil sheik flies her to L.A. on his private jet and they close down the freeways at rush hour so her motorcade can make it to court on time, while choppers whirl overhead and everyone is late for work...

by Anonymousreply 2403/17/2013

Lindsay detected that there was something wrong with the plane. She was reacting with an overabundance of caution when she got off the plane.

By the way, how does she even afford an airline ticket? I suppose she was traveling first class.

by Anonymousreply 2503/17/2013

Her excuse has a little bit of legitimacy. Apparently 35 people got off of that same flight for safety concerns.

by Anonymousreply 2603/17/2013

Oh Charlie you have an airplane?

by Anonymousreply 2703/17/2013

Didn't she pull that shit last time, but blamed it on a case of pneumonia & not a missed flight?

by Anonymousreply 2803/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 2903/17/2013

Her mother is with her. Why doesn't Mom say "Lindsay, honey, you have to get back. This is serious"?

by Anonymousreply 3003/18/2013

Mom was probably coked to the gills, R30

by Anonymousreply 3103/18/2013

Lovely girl. Lovely family.

by Anonymousreply 3203/18/2013

She found someone with a private jet to pick her up and fly her to make her date.

by Anonymousreply 3303/18/2013

The only way I could believe a wealthy "friend" would send out a private jet for her is if she's giving blow jobs on the plane.

As if there wasn't more proof she's been turning tricks for perks and money...

by Anonymousreply 3403/18/2013

She got off the plane because something was wrong with the left felangie.

by Anonymousreply 3503/18/2013

UPDATE: Aaaaaand she's going to be late. TMZ says that Mr. Pink's jet isn't scheduled to land until 8:11am, which gives LiLo less than 20 minutes to get to court on time. It's not going to happen, so ho better start pulling those excuses out of her asshole right about now.

Apparently she hitched a ride with a Mr. Pink, some energy drink guy.

by Anonymousreply 3603/18/2013

Apparently she made it. I'll bet she looks like hammered shit too.

by Anonymousreply 3703/18/2013

No, she's not there yet and her attorney just left the courthouse.

by Anonymousreply 3803/18/2013

I never can tell if this is a thread from this year, or last year, or the year after that, or...

by Anonymousreply 3903/18/2013

40 minutes late.

by Anonymousreply 4003/18/2013

On the news (why do they give her so much goddamn attention?) they had a list of all her court appearances and time spent behind bars. Apparently she's spent 16 days total in the slammer, yet she refuses to get her act together. I've never been in jail but I can't imagine not trying to get my life back in order after even a brief stint in the slammer.

by Anonymousreply 4103/18/2013

The fact she's not showing up and her attorney left makes me think they got a continuance or something or they're sneaking her in a back way. A limo pulled up at one point and took again.

by Anonymousreply 4203/18/2013

And she's there.

by Anonymousreply 4303/18/2013

Glitter bombed!

by Anonymousreply 4403/18/2013

"How many sheriff's deputies does it take for Lindsay Lohan to go pee? Six ... at least that's how many just escorted her to the bathroom."

Either pee collection or to keep her from snorting up is my guess.

by Anonymousreply 4503/18/2013

What is with the constant court dates that never actually end up in jail time?

by Anonymousreply 4603/18/2013

And once again, America is told that if you only have a vagina and white skin and are pretty, you can do ANY fucking thing you want.

She can't die horribly soon enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 4703/18/2013

That woman sure knows how to keep an entire nation on the edge of their seat in order to find out if she's going to make it in time to her court hearing.

by Anonymousreply 4803/18/2013

She looks really worn out.

by Anonymousreply 4903/18/2013

[quote]And once again, America is told that if you only have a vagina and white skin and are pretty, you can do ANY fucking thing you want.

Don't know about the vagina part, but being famous sure does seem to come with its own set of rules.

by Anonymousreply 5003/18/2013

[quote]Don't know about the vagina part, but being famous sure does seem to come with its own set of rules.

Such as wearing see-through clothing to court.

God, I love her

by Anonymousreply 5103/18/2013

Girl looks ROUGH on courthouse feed.

by Anonymousreply 5203/18/2013

That looks good on her.

by Anonymousreply 5303/18/2013

In those pics, she actually looks great.

Or am I getting a contact high?

by Anonymousreply 5403/18/2013

Lindsay Lohan - 90 days of lock down rehab or jail. 18 months of therapy and 30 days of community service.

by Anonymousreply 5503/18/2013

Once those sunglasses come off, you can really see that she looks like a zombie.

by Anonymousreply 5603/18/2013

R55 And she'll do none of it and it will be okay, as usual.

by Anonymousreply 5703/18/2013

She was supposed to travel Saturday but stayed in NYC to attend some band's club date. I'm assuming she was paid so that the band's name woule be googled/tweeted muti-zillion times. She couldn't find *one* seat on a plane to L.A. from NYC between Sunday morning and midnight?

by Anonymousreply 5803/18/2013

OMG, she is busted ass broke if she's wearing an outfit from last season. Horrors.

Look at the smirk when she got glitter bombed, she loves this attention!

by Anonymousreply 5903/18/2013

How is that an appropriate outfit for court?

by Anonymousreply 6003/18/2013

I think people talk about her, because we are sick and tired of her getting away with everything. I'm going to stop posting on threads like this because in the beginning, I hoped for the best but now I don't care what happens to her and I don't want to hear one way or the other about her.

by Anonymousreply 6103/18/2013

y'all are haters.

by Anonymousreply 6203/18/2013

The saga continues and now her attorney is the target of a witness tampering case.

Lindsay Lohan's attorney Mark Heller is in the crosshairs of a possible witness tampering investigation ... after allegations surfaced that he tried to manipulate Lindsay's former assistant into lying on the stand ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the Santa Monica City Attorney will be launching an investigation and will interview Lohan's ex-assistant Gavin Doyle tomorrow in the presence of police.

We're told ... prosecutors believe Heller may have approached Gavin and tried to get him to admit that he was the one driving the vehicle when Lohan's Porsche crashed into a big rig on Pacific Coast Highway last summer.

TMZ has learned Gavin has told multiple people about the alleged witness tampering ... including an officer of the court.

As for Heller, he has strongly stated that any accusation of witness tampering on his part is "crazy."

by Anonymousreply 6303/18/2013

Her enablers will be the death of her.

by Anonymousreply 6403/18/2013

I love that the microphone picked up Lohan telling her tacky New Yuk attorney to shut up and when he didn't, "I'm going to kill you!"

by Anonymousreply 6503/18/2013

Just shoot the bitch.

by Anonymousreply 6603/18/2013

90 days of lockdown rehab means we won't see her until June.

by Anonymousreply 6703/18/2013

Relax, in a few months she'll be eligible for the 27 club.

by Anonymousreply 6803/18/2013

Even on this board there are people making excuses for her. It's not her moms fault she missed her flight. How many times in your adult life has your mum escorted you to the airport to ensure you made your flight? Never I assume.

And her "enablers" aren't killing her. She's an adult and needs to take responsibility for her own life.

by Anonymousreply 6903/18/2013

How did RDJ get hard time and Lilo just has an endless cycle of useless rehab stints?

by Anonymousreply 7003/18/2013

I was just a kid when RDJ was going through his troubles, but I think at some point he actually broke into someone's house.

by Anonymousreply 7103/18/2013

"And once again, America is told that if you only have a vagina and white skin and are pretty, you can do ANY fucking thing you want."

Hey, did Chris Brown do jail time for beating his famous girlfriend to a pulp? No, he got a dainty little slap on the wrist, like any famous person today.

by Anonymousreply 7203/18/2013

Only poor non-famous fuck ups with no high profile connections get jail time. Really, is it that difficult to come to this conclusion and post it in a way everybody can agree upon?

by Anonymousreply 7303/18/2013

I first saw her as a little girl on the soap-opera Another World!She was so cute,bright and talnted Iknew she was going places aand I couldn't wait for her to get old enough that I could daydream about her without it being a felony in some states!Ha ha. If only she'd been psychic!She'd have seen her life now abd been more careful.Maybe.She's still cute and I'd still do her.I might have to shower with her first but that could be fun!She and Britney Spears will both probably need to wash their feet at least.

by Anonymousreply 7403/18/2013

She looks ROUGH.

by Anonymousreply 7503/18/2013

She always looks like she smell of B.O., stale smoke and puke breath. I can't believe men hook up with her. They must have to hold their breath the whole time.

by Anonymousreply 7603/18/2013

her lawyer looks like a neanderthal

by Anonymousreply 7703/18/2013

RDJ just went into the wrong house and slept in some kids bed but he was also arrested in some other town, at a motel with coke and coke was illegal.

by Anonymousreply 7803/18/2013

I seriously doubt there are any men are women sleeping with her anymore, despite the rumors here on DL. If you're some rich straight dude why would pay for her cracked out ass when you can afford better. In fact she seems totally friendless. Even when staggering into or out of a nightclub she always seems alone.

by Anonymousreply 7903/18/2013

This woman could murder someone in front of millions, confess, and get no jail time. It's crowded in jail, you know.

by Anonymousreply 8003/18/2013

Well someone is bank rolling her, sending her a private jet isn't cheap. Maybe it's the thrill of fucking a washed up star that attracts people?

by Anonymousreply 8103/18/2013

It's all about the power to fuck a child star for money. Doesn't really matter how she looks when it's all about who she is or was.

by Anonymousreply 8203/18/2013


Lindsay Lohan’s Benefactor Revealed: Chinese Billionaire Behind “Mr Pink” Drink, Major Obama Backer and Celebrity Chaser

EXCLUSIVE Lindsay Lohan — and some other B list celebs like LaToya Jackson– has found a new source of money from a China billionaire transplanted to Los Angeles. On Monday morning, Lohan Tweeted a thank you to “Mr Pink” for getting her a private plane from New York to her court date in Los Angeles. Mr. Pink is a California-only distributed ginseng drink that is owned, sources tell me, by a Chinese billionaire and former entertainer who has money to burn. My source says that last fall, Poe Qui Ying Wangsuo of Monterey Park, California– alleged to be the enigmatic owner of Mr Pink–threw a lavish promotional party in Beverly Hills for the product just because he could. Mr Pink, my source says, paid Lohan over $75,000 to come to the product presentation. The company also paid $21,000 for her private plane to LA. That’s also what he paid on Monday morning to fly Lohan in for the court date. All the money is negligible to Wangsuo. A source says: “He spent half a million dollars for the party, and $3 million to date to launch Mr Pink, and it’s only available in California. They just want to go out and party. [As far as marketing and selling a new drink] they have no idea what they’re doing.” Mr. Pink is owned by Wangsuo but run by him and three men under the name Kings Investment Group LLC. They are all based in LA. Their names are Artur Arenyan, Kaine Wen, and Farhad Novanian. Arenyan, who works in the beverage business, got Wang Sou into Mr Pink, I am told. Wangsuo loves celebrities, my sources say. To rub shoulders with the rich and famous, he donated $35,800to the Obama Victory Fund in 2011 at a Hollywood fundraiser. But Wangsou keeps a low profile. He leaves the high life to his Romanian girlfriend, known as Monica Gabor. But he counts among his pals Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, with whom Wangsuo hoped to launch Mr Pink in Canada. Lohan’s involvement is key. With little work and bills to pay, she must rely on her notoriety to make money. Mr Pink doesn’t seem to mind. It gets his brand attention even if you can only buy it on the west coast. “It’s a vanity product,” says a source, “It’s not meant to be a success. Wangsuo has $2.7 billion. He wants to party and be with celebrities.” After Lohan arrived in LA this morning, she Tweeted both Mr Pink and WangSou’s party planner, Sheeraz Hasan.

Hasan has a couple of websites including one called (Hasan didn’t respond to my emails.) However, one look at the website and you see that Hasan has had his picture taken with every living celebrity and famous politician. Most of the shots look like standard set ups– he waits on lines, has a standard picture taken with Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and then posts the pictures to make it seem like he’s their best friend. Maybe he is, who knows? I won’t deny him those relationships. According to his website, Sheeraz Hasan’s customized services include: Creating the coolness factor for your brand, something called Paparazzi On Call, and Celebrity Booking for Private Engagements, parties, events, etc. He also gives Investment Advice. You’ll be happy to know that: “Sheeraz, Inc. has the Hollywood paparazzi on direct dial any time of the day. Whether you happen to be in Los Angeles, London, or Miami, we are able to create a paparazzi media frenzy to highlight and publicize your profile to the mass media. This service is available 24 hours a day.” And– it’s sort of a lower rent version of TMZ (that’s like penny slots vs. nickel slots). Prince, Paris, and Blanket probably didn’t realize when they endorsed Mr. Pink that it’s tied to, and that the site keeps up a famous amateur video of their father being removed by ambulance from their house after he died.

by Anonymousreply 8303/18/2013

I remember a few years back when Michael Phelps said he had a crush on Lindsay. Now she is poison and nobody will touch her except for hustlers.

by Anonymousreply 8403/19/2013

She looked like shit in court. A hungover mess.

by Anonymousreply 8503/19/2013

Was she trying to look virginal? Put your own joke here.

by Anonymousreply 8603/19/2013
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