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The Irish Curse

How true is it on average? How many have hooked up with small dicked Irishmen and, alternatively, how many have hooked up with big dicked ones?

by Anonymousreply 3206/01/2013

2 Irish guys, both small. But I've hooked up with 4 Cuban guys, and they were just as small. Conversely, both of the French Canadians I've hooked up with were massive.

I guess it's just luck of the draw.

by Anonymousreply 103/17/2013

One of the biggest guys I've hooked up with was Irish. Black Irish, almost fresh from the old country and doing carpentry work in the US.

by Anonymousreply 203/17/2013

No, OP, it's not always true and I'm living proof.

by Anonymousreply 303/17/2013

Not true, at least with my big ol' red headed ex. He was a fucking HORSE. Too much.

by Anonymousreply 403/17/2013

I dunno...

by Anonymousreply 503/17/2013

the two genuine irish guys I slept with, both ironically from Cork, were WELL-hung and very frisky.

by Anonymousreply 603/17/2013

It's wishful thinking on the part of those who are not Irish or of Irish descent. The real curse is being brainwashed into thinking that using those grand specimens of manhood for anything other than pissing is a sin. Tis a shame, it is.

by Anonymousreply 703/17/2013

I dated a guy whose parents were Irish and most of his family were still in Ireland. He was small - maybe 4 inches erect. He was the worst sex I ever had.

by Anonymousreply 804/08/2013

It's not true, OP.

by Anonymousreply 904/08/2013

not true, whisky dick maybe, but the genuine irish blokes I've fucked with were all above average.

by Anonymousreply 1004/08/2013

Not in my experience, all nice sizes. Did you see Colin Farrales sex vid as we wll.

Now it seams most Italian men I have been with are tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 1104/08/2013

Colin Farrales?

by Anonymousreply 1204/08/2013

Like all of these myths, it is true for some and not for others.

You cannot under any circumstances tell dick size by skin color, ethnic background, hand, feet, nose or ear size.

Just get the guy naked and hard.

by Anonymousreply 1304/09/2013

[quote]Black Irish, almost fresh from the old country and doing carpentry work in the US.

LOL, he was a gypsy.

by Anonymousreply 1404/09/2013

All the Irish I've met were all average to average large. But all bottoms. Great sex and the nicest people. Yay Irish!!

by Anonymousreply 1506/01/2013

Irish-Scottish-English-German stock.

I blame my shortcoming on my Germanic ancestors, though the DL dick size troll constantly says my length is average, girth slightly below average.

by Anonymousreply 1606/01/2013

I hear George Clooney is definitely about average in length, and definitely in thickness.

by Anonymousreply 1706/01/2013

Mrs Patrick Campbell, beloved of the Irish George Bernard Shaw, could provide verificatia of this myth.

by Anonymousreply 1806/01/2013

R17, George Clooney is well above average in length and definitely more so in thickness, or so I've been told.

by Anonymousreply 1906/01/2013

Ive had a number of irish and Irish-American guys. As a general rule, the thin intense dark kind of Irish guys have been bigger than average, the big, butter faced ones have ALL been small. I think there is some truth to the Irish curse. Generally, if you meet a fat Irish man, I would bet he has a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 2006/01/2013

Butter faced. Hee hee. Nice. I like that look.

by Anonymousreply 2106/01/2013

Irish dicks are not that bad there is a lot of variation. However they have the worst tasting cum.Whatever they eat and drink makes it into the cum and to be honest their cuisine is nothing like what The French and The Italians eat.

by Anonymousreply 2206/01/2013

Don't really think much of it myself...

by Anonymousreply 2306/01/2013

The irish curse is a euphemism for alcoholism, you nimrods.

by Anonymousreply 2406/01/2013

I think the curse has struck the English as well uncircumcised tiny meat

by Anonymousreply 2506/01/2013

i had irish dick.. it was less than 4 inches erect and barely touched the sides... for the record - i am not exactly blowing in the wind so you can imagine...

tiny meat central...

by Anonymousreply 2606/01/2013

My Irish Father always referred to the Curse of the Irish as alcoholism, sometime also referred to as The Thirst. However, a Google search suggests that the most common definition these days is tiny meat. And it appears to be factual.

by Anonymousreply 2706/01/2013

I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 2806/01/2013

[quote]Leem Neilsen

Oh, purportedly very well-hung dear.

by Anonymousreply 2906/01/2013

[quote]The irish curse is a euphemism for alcoholism, you nimrods.

I've heard that the Irish Curse is Brewer's Droop (i.e. impotence related to alcohol abuse).

by Anonymousreply 3006/01/2013

I can be as shallow as the next person, but ... honestly ... if you meet a guy who's attractive, funny, smart, and ... well ... under-endowed, are you really crushed to find that out?

by Anonymousreply 3106/01/2013

R31 I would be crushed to find out that my Irish trick's cum tasted just like Guinness stout!

by Anonymousreply 3206/01/2013
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