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Prince Harry: I’ll consider going gay if it doesn’t work out with Cressida

Prince Harry: I’ll consider going gay if it doesn’t work out with Cressida

By Andrei Harmsworth, Sunday 17 Mar 2013 10:40 am

Prince Harry has joked he’ll be hunt for prince charming instead if it doesn’t work out with his latest blonde lover.

The ginger royal made his quip after taking current flame, Cressida Bonas, out for a night on the tiles in Notting Hill, West London.

Harry took an advance from clubber, Vincenzo Ianniello, in good spirits when the male guest gave the 28-year-old prince his number.

Delighted by the response, Vincenzo later revealed on Twitter: ‘I gave Prince Harry my number tonight, he promised he’ll call me if he changes his mind about women. Or men. #epicwin’

Hazza indulged the cheeky advance after enjoying a Friday night at The Rum Kitchen.

Harry and Cressida were joined by third-in-line to the thrown’s cousin, Princess Eugenie, 22, and her 26-year-old boyfriend Jack Brookbanks.

The prince and Cressida have blossomed since they were first spotted kissing on the Swiss ski slopes last month.

Cressida, 23, is a lookalike of Harry’s ex Chelsy Davy who he split from in 2010.

by Anonymousreply 6503/18/2013

Help us, Cressida. You're our only hope!

by Anonymousreply 103/17/2013

I like Harry but he has really bad taste in women. All his girls look low class.

by Anonymousreply 203/17/2013

"Cressida Bonas" sounds positively obscene

by Anonymousreply 303/17/2013

Cressida? Wasn't that an old Toyota?

by Anonymousreply 403/17/2013

Thing is, she's from the ranks, whether her name sounds bonkers or not. Her mother is the daughter of a Earl, and a rich one, and was friends with Princess Margaret. The Bonas' link back to the Royal Family as far as Edward VII, who followed Queen Victoria. The mother's had four or five husbands, but they were, at least, all the right people.

by Anonymousreply 503/17/2013

Cressida Bonas is her porn name. What's her real name? Princess Cressida.

by Anonymousreply 603/17/2013

I drove the shit out of my Cressida, 1982-2000!

by Anonymousreply 703/17/2013

Cressida was Troilus' bane.

by Anonymousreply 803/17/2013



by Anonymousreply 903/17/2013

Maybe Harry will wreck his Cressida.

by Anonymousreply 1003/17/2013

I knew someone named Cressida.

And then she died.

by Anonymousreply 1103/17/2013

Where there's smoke, there's fire!

by Anonymousreply 1203/17/2013

They're all gonna die. And my predictions are 100% accurate.

by Anonymousreply 1303/17/2013

Harry is my favorite royal. Not just cause he's an exhibitionist either.

by Anonymousreply 1403/17/2013

Cressida is an inner satellite of Uranus.

by Anonymousreply 1503/17/2013

Everything you wanted to know about Cressida. The main thing is they are not exclusive.

by Anonymousreply 1603/17/2013

We would claw each other to be first in that "tap" line for his Ginger Rodgering.

by Anonymousreply 1703/17/2013

He could be in my inner regions of my anus anytime.

by Anonymousreply 1803/17/2013

He looks too much like his dad in this picture. Hope it's just a fluke.

by Anonymousreply 1903/17/2013

If by "dad," you mean this guy.

by Anonymousreply 2003/17/2013

It's definitely Prince Charles in the eyes of that first photo. Besides the hair color, he doesn't look anything like Hewitt.

by Anonymousreply 2103/17/2013

R20 Kind of like how Steven R. McQueen should probably be called Steven Robitaille.

by Anonymousreply 2203/17/2013

[quote]Hazza indulged the cheeky advance after enjoying a Friday night at The Rum Kitchen.

There is only one 'Hazza', and that's Harry Styles.

by Anonymousreply 2303/17/2013

He really does look like Prince Charles in that picture. The shape of his face and eyes especially.

by Anonymousreply 2403/17/2013

His face is rather Prince Charles-y, I'll grant you that. Apparently, I've been making an "ASS of U and ME" for a decade or more.

by Anonymousreply 2503/17/2013

I love Prince Harry. He's a riot.

by Anonymousreply 2603/17/2013

This is the first time that I've seen a resemblance to Charles, though I've noticed a resemblance to Phillip before.

by Anonymousreply 2703/17/2013

Okay, we've waited long enough. Where are Harry's Vegas nude pics showing off his royal intact cock? I can't believe that only his royal arse was the only thing photographed that night.

by Anonymousreply 2803/17/2013

Yeah, R28. What was that about? What royal cock?

by Anonymousreply 2903/17/2013

More proof that Prince Harry is the most gay-friendly of the Royals!

by Anonymousreply 3003/17/2013

Harry, you don't have to 'go gay' full-time. You could just have a little taste...or vice versa.

by Anonymousreply 3103/17/2013

[quote]...if it doesn’t work out with Cressida

Attn: Gay Mafia: How do we arrange a hit?

by Anonymousreply 3203/17/2013

As much as I like the idea of "Her Royal Highness Cressida, Duchess of Clarence," I LOVE the idea of "The Rt. Hon. Thomas James ("Skippy") Inskip, 1st Earl of Caldecote."

by Anonymousreply 3303/17/2013

Something tells me Harry has been ordered to find himself a wife and settle down.

by Anonymousreply 3403/17/2013

Is it true that Prince Harry has slept with a lot more women than Prince William? That's what the British press seems to imply.

by Anonymousreply 3503/17/2013

Poor Harry has that Mountbatten honker.

by Anonymousreply 3603/17/2013

Harry, my dear boy, it's not going to work out. You're a dog, and everyone knows it. Just join the gays and relax.

by Anonymousreply 3703/17/2013

He's just like his mother: a bitch in perpetual heat.

Too bad his brother and sister in law are so goddamn boring.

by Anonymousreply 3803/17/2013

C'mon CrescentRoll, break Harry's heart and let us at him.

by Anonymousreply 3903/17/2013

Does Prince Harry have bi tendencies?

Remember a few years ago when he was photographed licking the nipples of male friends at a party?

by Anonymousreply 4003/17/2013

Can we make him King of the Gays even if he's not gay?

by Anonymousreply 4103/17/2013

He always is happy going out and meeting ordinary people, perhaps because despite his good looks he is so profoundly ordinary. The poor thing inherited his mother's intelligence along with her common touch.

Fortunately William inherited his dad's brains but not his dad's narcissism or gloominess.

by Anonymousreply 4203/17/2013

I doubt he'll get Clarence for his dukedom--that's supposed to be an unlucky dukedom. It's more likely he'll get Sussex or Albany.

by Anonymousreply 4303/17/2013

My seat is now wet.

by Anonymousreply 4403/18/2013

Am I the only one that find's this guy's comments slightly offensive?

It strikes me that he's another dimwitted straight guy making a joke at the expense of gays, not understanding what sexual orientation means.

"Hey, if it doesn't work out with this bird, maybe I'll go gay!!"

Or am I overly sensitive?

by Anonymousreply 4503/18/2013

^^ yeah a little bit, BPC.

by Anonymousreply 4603/18/2013

[quote]Am I the only one that find's this guy's comments slightly offensive?

Perhaps but it *IS* progress.

It beats a stony silence.

It beats 'That's a disgusting suggestion'

It beats "Hell No! I don't swing that way! Let's get one thing straight here (chuckle)... ME!"

It was friendly and kind and lets face it... straight people never quite get it right when they try to ingratiate themselves to us.

by Anonymousreply 4703/18/2013

Is it wrong that I love Harry?

by Anonymousreply 4803/18/2013

Thanks, R46 and R47!

by Anonymousreply 4903/18/2013

Considering his grandmother has no backbone and retreats into the whole "I can't say anything political" when it comes to lgbt issues, I guess it's progress.

by Anonymousreply 5003/18/2013

I can understand that is may come off as insensitive to some members of the gay community. But I hope from his point of view it just meant: hey, maybe being gay isn't so bad after all when you manage to make it and find happiness. Or: better gay and happy than straight and unhappy.

by Anonymousreply 5103/18/2013

Considering how fast he burns through pussy, he should be gay by 3 o'clock today.

by Anonymousreply 5203/18/2013

As Harry gets further from the throne (when Kate pops out the kid) he can be more casual in his remarks. Notice Prince William has never actually said anything about gays. Harry does have a better connection with people than his brother. Despite his partying ways, he is very much a people person who is ease with crowds and manages to charm those who meet him.

by Anonymousreply 5303/18/2013

Owoooooo I'm sooooooo offended. Get over yourselves. I'm real sure Prince Harry is worried that he will offend the virgin ears of some fat fairy living in his mothers basement in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 5403/18/2013

This is the first time I'm noticing the resemblance to Charles, too. But his looks are fast going South and he may, already, be showing signs of a future double chin.

by Anonymousreply 5503/18/2013

[quote]Considering how fast he burns through pussy, he should be gay by 3 o'clock today.

So is it true that Prince Harry has sex with a lot of women?

by Anonymousreply 5603/18/2013

Prince Harry guy on guy action:

by Anonymousreply 5703/18/2013

More of Prince Harry in guy on guy action:

by Anonymousreply 5803/18/2013

Finally. Some conclusive evidence. That's ALL I ever ask for. Prince Harry is gay.

by Anonymousreply 5903/18/2013

[quote]were joined by third-in-line to the thrown’s cousin

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 6003/18/2013

[quote]Harry and Cressida were joined by third-in-line to the thrown’s cousin,

Oh, dear..

by Anonymousreply 6103/18/2013

Maybe he's laying the groundwork for when he eventually comes out as Bi. Cuz you KNOW this Cressida thing will pass.

by Anonymousreply 6203/18/2013

I think this is my all-time favorite thread!

by Anonymousreply 6303/18/2013

Harry recently talked about how he liked the Army's piss bags.

by Anonymousreply 6403/18/2013

Cressida is just another name for gunt cheese.

by Anonymousreply 6503/18/2013
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