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What would YOU do with all this dick? Giant Ones, Part 2


by Anonymousreply 1903/17/2013

Slap it out of that bitch's hand and play jump rope.

by Anonymousreply 103/16/2013

I hated her weird underarm tattoos. They looked like long hairs poking out.

He, however, was beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 203/16/2013

Absolutely nothing. The guy looks ugly, and he's not circumcised.

by Anonymousreply 303/16/2013

Uncut is a plus, but the guy the thing is attached to is a minus, never mind he's straight, and yeah, it's a bit too big for me to do much with, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 403/16/2013

You guys who can't take big cocks, make me weep for our future. You have no idea what you're missing.

by Anonymousreply 503/16/2013

R5, big dick owners get enough love. more than enough.

Average-sized dick owners need love too.

And frankly, I don't like sex to be a challenge, to be *work*, or to be painful... thanks.

by Anonymousreply 603/16/2013

It's wasted on him. I remember what Marlene Dietrich said about Gary Cooper. That he had the biggest dick in town but no ass to push it with.

by Anonymousreply 703/16/2013

I would use it to give myself a tonsillectomy to improve my dick apnea.

by Anonymousreply 803/16/2013

[quote]I remember what Marlene Dietrich said about Gary Cooper. That he had the biggest dick in town but no ass to push it with.

Greater words ever posted on this site!

by Anonymousreply 903/16/2013

His penis is going to be so dry, and will burn for a couple of weeks due to all that soap.

by Anonymousreply 1003/16/2013

Aye papi!

by Anonymousreply 1103/16/2013

Only uncut ones burn right?

by Anonymousreply 1203/16/2013

That girl is dumb as hell. What's with all those horrible tattoos? Jesus. She's beautiful but has ruined herself with all that ink.

I'm a paralegal for a very large law firm and I once interviewed a girl who applied for a legal assistant's position. She had everything going for her, and I would have hired her, BUT she had the words "Classy and Elegant" tattooed across her chest. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 1303/16/2013

So. How does one become a professional dick masseur?

by Anonymousreply 1403/16/2013

I believe the guy's name is Alex Janjanin, and I think he's hot as fuck.

OP, do you have the part of the clip where he fucks her?

by Anonymousreply 1503/16/2013

r15, that site is only for massaging. There's no sex.

by Anonymousreply 1603/16/2013

R15 Here's what Alex has to say on his profile (for video roles):

[quote]I'm ok with ANY kind of sexual activity, even receiving oral from a male actor. However I'm not into any kind of sexual activity that is homosexual, other than receiving oral.

by Anonymousreply 1703/16/2013

omg r15 it looks like a horse's dick with all the foreskin pulled over it. Im glad he lets guys tackle that thing.

by Anonymousreply 1803/17/2013

You sat through that whole thing?

by Anonymousreply 1903/17/2013
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