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Alternate ways of coming out for people too scared to say "I'm gay"

1.Start dating Taylor Swift

2.Become a right-wing, anti-gay politician and pose for fitness magazines as "America's fittest congressman"

What else?

by Anonymousreply 9507/07/2014

Claim you're too busy to date.

by Anonymousreply 103/16/2013

Always manage to use the last stall on the left in the airport bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 203/16/2013

Have your mom be your date to the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 303/16/2013

Have a girlfriend in Canada.

by Anonymousreply 503/16/2013

Wear pink shirts and turquoise belts; Buy doggy sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 603/16/2013

Walk your dog in the park in London in the middle of the night and lend your cellphone to a complete stranger.

by Anonymousreply 703/16/2013

Be pope

by Anonymousreply 803/16/2013

R8 wins.

by Anonymousreply 903/16/2013

Start doing all your dating in Europe.

by Anonymousreply 1003/16/2013

Join the Church of Scientology.

by Anonymousreply 1103/16/2013

Jump up and down on Oprah's couch.

by Anonymousreply 1203/16/2013


by Anonymousreply 1303/16/2013

Just say you are just a dude "who is into dudes." A lot of dudes say that today and never use the word "gay."

by Anonymousreply 1403/16/2013

Tell everyone your girlfriend's Canadian.

by Anonymousreply 1503/16/2013

Say you're bi.

by Anonymousreply 1603/16/2013

Force yourself to watch "Valley of the Dolls". It'll get those words out of ya' pne way or another.

by Anonymousreply 1703/16/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1803/16/2013

Describe the ballet scene from "Black Swan" as a-MAY-zing!

by Anonymousreply 1903/16/2013

I managed about a dozen people at a job. I did not discuss my sexuality there but knew there was speculation. We were on break and there had been talk about one of our co workers that was screwing another worker. They were like dogs in heat and the conversation turned to what a stud he must be. I said " We've all had him and he isn't that good". They all laughed and I think they got the drift.

by Anonymousreply 2003/16/2013

Marry a bat shit crazy Congresswoman in Minnesota!

by Anonymousreply 2103/16/2013

Wear earrings.

And caftans.

by Anonymousreply 2203/16/2013

Resign from a high-profile job and claim it's because you want to spend more time with your family.

by Anonymousreply 2303/16/2013

Appear to date girls with whom you have absolutely no chemistry.

by Anonymousreply 2403/17/2013

"Yes, a piece of pie sounds great, but I think I'll stroll next door and suck the cum out of Mr Millers cock"

by Anonymousreply 2503/17/2013

Blast Liza Minnelli, Barbra Streisand, Madonna & Mariah CD's exclusively every day, loud enough for all the neighbors to hear.

by Anonymousreply 2603/17/2013

Open a gay reparative therapy Minnesota.

by Anonymousreply 2703/17/2013

Dress like this:

by Anonymousreply 2803/17/2013

^ or buy a tuquoise belt and a pink gingham shirt from the ladies' section at J.Crew

by Anonymousreply 2903/17/2013

Marry Liza Minnelli!Stalk Bette Midler!Invite Megan Fox and Evan Rachael Wood,two bisexual babes,over for dinner,give them new clothes and offer to do their interior decorating and tell them they have to leave early because your football buddy is coming over to watch Brokeback Mountain with you!And say that's your favorite makeout movie!And if your a lesbian,invite a male stripper or George Clooney or Daniel Craig home,offer to fix his car and tell him if he takes one article of clothing off,you'll do a Lorraina Bobbitt on him.

by Anonymousreply 3003/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 3103/18/2013

I eat the contents of old peoples' colostomy bags and love every delicious morsel.

by Anonymousreply 3303/19/2013

[quote]Claim you're too busy to date.

Exactly. Whenever people (especially good-looking guys) say this, I immediately think "GAY!". Even if you don't have time for a proper relationship, everyone has time to go on the occasional date.

by Anonymousreply 3403/19/2013

Become a vocal anti-gay televangelist.

by Anonymousreply 3503/19/2013

Date glittery ballroom dancers, and have their flaming brothers hang out at your house.

by Anonymousreply 3603/19/2013

Come a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 3703/19/2013

Claim you majored in Drama because that's where all the pretty girls were on campus.

by Anonymousreply 3803/19/2013

Along the same lines as r38, become a dancer or cheerleader because "you get to lift and fondle the chicks, even grabbing around their privates."

by Anonymousreply 3903/19/2013

Let your male 'roommate' be your plus one at family gatherings.

Facebook. Have pictures of you and your lover on your facebook account and set your relationship stutus to: It's complicated.

Add 'confirmed bachelor' on your business card.

Let waving rainbow flags in and outside your home during Pride do the talking.

Make a sextape and accidently share it with your family and friends.

Surprise your family members by leaving all your posessions to your life long roommate.

by Anonymousreply 4003/19/2013

Announce in interviews you'd be a gynecologist if you couldn't be an actor. You know, because you just love poon so much!

by Anonymousreply 4103/19/2013

Do what my friend did accidentally. When his brother said that his bachelor party would involve female strippers he instinctually said "ewww". His brother looked over at their dad and said "told you, you owe me $50"

by Anonymousreply 4203/19/2013

[quote]Do what my friend did accidentally. When his brother said that his bachelor party would involve female strippers ...

Who's bachelor party? Your friend's or his brother's? Makes a huge comedic difference in the story.

by Anonymousreply 4303/19/2013

Oops - Whose, not Who's....

by Anonymousreply 4403/19/2013

Marry a woman, have babies with her, pick up female hookers, frequent female strip clubs, pay no attention to gay guys, etc.

by Anonymousreply 4503/19/2013

"Claim you majored in Drama because that's where all the pretty girls were on campus."

Yep! I can't tell you how many actors have used this line.

Another one they use is claiming they only got into acting aftering injuring themselves playing basketball/football/whatever! "Dude, I never would have considered something as faggy as drama, but then I broke my leg playing football and I had no other choice!"

by Anonymousreply 4603/19/2013

What the heck does eating a colostomy bag have to do with being gay?Are you trying to come out as gay or the test-tube baby of Divine and G.G.Allen?He was a rocker who ate his own crap onstage?

by Anonymousreply 4703/19/2013

Leave your Facebook "Interested in' section blank.

by Anonymousreply 4803/19/2013

Girls, girls, simmer down.

by Anonymousreply 5003/20/2013

I am a Bro for Bro.

by Anonymousreply 5103/23/2013

Talk about how much you love vagina

by Anonymousreply 5203/23/2013

Claim your mother's Ethel Merman.

by Anonymousreply 5303/25/2013

Claim that you don't speak of your personal life because you are a very private person.

by Anonymousreply 5403/26/2013

Be loud (an attention whore).

by Anonymousreply 5503/26/2013

Another alternate way to come out is just to reveal; not be emotional; turn to the person and act like you assume he/she already knew.

by Anonymousreply 5603/26/2013

Be loud and ballsy like most faceless DL fags here.

by Anonymousreply 5703/26/2013

When your family tries to fix you up with a woman, explain to them you've "already got irons in the fire," and some day you'll have to introduce them to "Carlotta."

by Anonymousreply 5803/26/2013

Bring your mom as a date at a première. Fraus will be happy.

by Anonymousreply 5903/26/2013

Declare Amelia Earhart your choice for the Greatest Figure in American History. Works for both genders.

by Anonymousreply 6003/26/2013

One guy ,when asked Mary-Ann or Ginger in a soap magazine interview,said "Mrs.Howell." That pretty much makes it clear.Or a dyke can say,"I hate Fabio!I think he's sleeping with my wife!" Nuf said?

by Anonymousreply 6103/26/2013

yo bro, your bod is tight, yo.

by Anonymousreply 6204/14/2013

I like OP's #1. One lunch or dinner with Taylor Swift and everyone will know. It's usually painless and drama-free... unless she decides to write a damn song about it. I didn't have to suffer that one.

by Anonymousreply 6304/14/2013

I graduated from Vassar.

by Anonymousreply 6404/14/2013

Encourage your "roommate" to vent his feelings on twitter

by Anonymousreply 6501/23/2014

[quote] 2.Become a right-wing, anti-gay politician and pose for fitness magazines as "America's fittest congressman"

That's the internationally accepted way in every major country in the world

by Anonymousreply 6601/23/2014

Pretend to be dating Keri Russell

by Anonymousreply 6701/23/2014

Follow Tom Daley on twitter

by Anonymousreply 6801/23/2014

Say you chipped your tooth on a cock ring. Worked for a friend of mine.

by Anonymousreply 6901/23/2014

Go out in public with a bunch of hickeys on the back of your neck.

by Anonymousreply 7001/24/2014

Go out with Renee Zellweger.

by Anonymousreply 7101/24/2014

I usually say something like, " Am I the only gay person you know?", and the reaction is more of a measured...huh?

by Anonymousreply 7201/24/2014

"Go out with Renee Zellweger."

But Renee dated Bradley Cooper!

by Anonymousreply 7301/24/2014

Has Taylor Swift gone through all the gays in show business?

by Anonymousreply 7401/27/2014

"Even if you don't have time for a proper relationship, everyone has time to go on the occasional date."

Why would anybody go to a date if they don't want someone new in their life?

Believe me if somebody tells you "I don't have time for relationship", it basically means I don't wanna date, I just wanna fuck, I can't be bothered sitting in a table making chitchat with you.

You'd be surprose how many people prefer fbs to actual dates, it's just easirer this way, you don't need to make petty excuses or read between the lines, you just get to the business

by Anonymousreply 7501/28/2014

Have Nicki Haley appoint you senator.

by Anonymousreply 7601/28/2014

"Hi! My name is Queen Latifa!"

by Anonymousreply 7701/28/2014

"Why would anybody go to a date if they don't want someone new in their life?"

For the publicity

by Anonymousreply 7801/29/2014

Being gay is shameful

by Anonymousreply 7901/29/2014

^ Thanks for making an appearance at the datalounge, Miss Schock!

by Anonymousreply 8001/29/2014

Clutch your pearls and gasp, "Oh my stars!"

by Anonymousreply 8101/29/2014

I'm person-specific, not gender-specific.

by Anonymousreply 8201/29/2014

Become a hollywood a list actor.

by Anonymousreply 8301/29/2014

Aaron Rodgers has been spotted with Taylor Swift recently!

by Anonymousreply 8401/30/2014

Just tell that your tastes are simple: "tits and ass".

by Anonymousreply 8501/30/2014

R84 = Cynthia Nixon

by Anonymousreply 8601/30/2014

Start dating a butch lesbian

by Anonymousreply 8707/07/2014

Pose for awkward-looking paparazzi shots where you are kissing your supposed girlfriend

by Anonymousreply 8807/07/2014

Have a girlfriend in Europe

Have a very busy schedule

Say you're only focused on your craft right now

Have your 3rd,4th,5th,etc engagement, which you'll break off as soon as it's summer again in Lake Como.

by Anonymousreply 8907/07/2014

When asked about your sexuality, refuse to comment. Or say anything except "I am not gay."

by Anonymousreply 9007/07/2014

Buy premium underwear.

by Anonymousreply 9107/07/2014

Say "fabulous" alot in interviews.

Get interviewed by & put on the cover of Out or The Advocate.

by Anonymousreply 9207/07/2014

Appear within a one mile radius of Michelle Rodgriguez

by Anonymousreply 9307/07/2014
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