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How to clean my Macbook screen and keyboard?

Any ideas? Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 1703/16/2013

Simply hose them down.

by Anonymousreply 103/16/2013

[R1] You idiot ! Sandblasting is better

by Anonymousreply 203/16/2013

Spray a soft cloth or tissue with window cleaner and wait a few seconds for it to sink in, the just wipe the surface of the screen and keyboard gently.

Do NOT spray directly onto the screen or keyboard.

by Anonymousreply 303/16/2013

Free Service @ the Apple Store's Genius Bar:

Take it in and one of the Geniuses will "lick it down" for you.

by Anonymousreply 403/16/2013

Apply a thin coat of mixed spit and cum and allow it to dry. Repeat. Eventually, your equipment will be protected by an layer of permacum impervious to ordinary dirt.

Note: If your screen becomes to nacreous you should adjust the ratio of ingredients.

by Anonymousreply 503/16/2013

I'd suggest a 'wet on'e but something tells me that rubbing on it is what dirtied your laptop.

by Anonymousreply 603/16/2013

uh. thanks for the advice.

by Anonymousreply 703/16/2013

OP, clean it with the same kind of cloth you'd use to clean eyeglasses.

by Anonymousreply 803/16/2013


by Anonymousreply 903/16/2013

I put my keyboard in the dishwasher after I spilled a beer on it and it got all sticky-stuck. It totally worked, you just have to dry it several days before you plug it in again.

by Anonymousreply 1003/16/2013

For white keyboard use Mr. Clean magic eraser. Miracle.

by Anonymousreply 1103/16/2013

Throw it out and get a PC.

by Anonymousreply 1203/16/2013

Shoot yourself in the head for even considering getting a PC.

by Anonymousreply 1303/16/2013

I polish mine with my soft cum rug with a copious amount of cum freshly milked out of my blatino husbear.

by Anonymousreply 1403/16/2013

R13 masturbates to pictures of Steve Jobs.

by Anonymousreply 1503/16/2013

Just put them in the dishwasher and they will come out all sparkly!

by Anonymousreply 1603/16/2013

Garden hose. Be sure to wash the corners.

by Anonymousreply 1703/16/2013
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