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50 Hottest Jewish Women

Maybe we should aim for 3.....this will be a tough list to make....

by Anonymousreply 13407/08/2013

Sarah Silverman

by Anonymousreply 103/15/2013

Joan Rivers, Deb Messing, and the late Totie Fields.

by Anonymousreply 203/15/2013

By hottest we mean good looking...not most menopausal hot flashes

by Anonymousreply 303/15/2013

Jewish women are gorgeous.

Natalie Portman.

by Anonymousreply 403/15/2013

We found one!!!

by Anonymousreply 503/15/2013

Oy! No Golda?

by Anonymousreply 603/15/2013

Plenty to choose from: Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, Rachel Bilson, Bar Refaeli, Brooke Burke, Kat Dennings, Isla Fisher, Winona Ryder, Alicia Silverstone, Selma Blair, Jennifer Connelly, Elizabeth Berkley, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson, Gwynnie, Amanda Peet, Dianna Agron, Mia Kirshner, Emma Rossum, Rashida Jones, Alison Brie, Michelle Trachtenberg, Sarah Michelle Gellar

by Anonymousreply 703/15/2013

I am not a JEW!!!!

by Anonymousreply 803/15/2013

r7 I'll give you Jennifer Connelly, Winona when she was young, And Rachel Weisz but the rest on your list have jew face.

by Anonymousreply 903/15/2013

Here, for future reference, and for both genders: Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Julian Morris, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Andrew Garfield, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Adam Brody, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gabriel Macht.

Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan.

Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Ezra Miller, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Ansel Elgort.

Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

by Anonymousreply 1006/30/2013

Ach! Das Judens!

by Anonymousreply 1106/30/2013

Oh, dear. R10 has done her homework.

by Anonymousreply 1206/30/2013

Better than doing your homework on annoying Jewish comedians, which is what some seemed to have excelled in.

by Anonymousreply 1306/30/2013

Copy/paste qualifies as "homework", R12?

by Anonymousreply 1406/30/2013

[quote]Ach! Das Judens!

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 1506/30/2013

Bella Abzug

by Anonymousreply 1606/30/2013

Jewish women don't age well, do we?

by Anonymousreply 1706/30/2013

My Matthew thinks I'm still a mighty fine filly.

by Anonymousreply 1806/30/2013

Nat Portman

by Anonymousreply 1906/30/2013

Chelsea Handler, half Jewish and half Mormon. Roseann, full Jew. Liz Cho from ABC News. Connie Chung. Leah Michelle. Estelle Getty.

by Anonymousreply 2007/01/2013

One of the most beautiful women ever was Bess Myerson, a Miss America of the early 40s and later a crony and beard for Ed Koch. She's still alive, somewhere, and hasn't been seen in years, but she was gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 2107/01/2013

Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish/half Irish.Liz Cho is gorgeous as well but she's half Korean/half Jewish.

R9 Rashida doesn't have "Jewish" face.she looks like her dad, Quincy Jones.Eva Green is half Swedish isn't she?She looks it.

R10 Mila Kunis is cute.Lizzy Caplan is cute too.

R11 You mean Die Juden.

I've seen Nat Portman and she is pretty but not gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 2207/01/2013

What About me? I'm hot...

by Anonymousreply 2307/01/2013

Yeah, because Rashida's mother, Peggy Lipton, was just so hideous.

by Anonymousreply 2407/01/2013

Oh, and Eva Green's Jewish mother, Marlene Jobert, was just so unattractive, too.

by Anonymousreply 2507/01/2013

Mila Kunis and Goopy are pretty sexy. Natalie Portman is VERY unsexy.

by Anonymousreply 2607/01/2013

R19 (ilikebigjewbutts) found Natalie Portman's best feature.

by Anonymousreply 2707/01/2013

I find all on r7's list attractive, despite any perceived "jew face" (whatever the fuck that means).

by Anonymousreply 2807/01/2013

R24 Rashida looks like a female version of Quincy not Peggy.Peggy was cute on Mod Squad though.

R25 (Same person as R24) Marlene Jobert was nothing special but she had her moments though once and awhile .She had far too many freckles darling. That was really distracting when she appeared anywhere.One stared at how freckly she was.

No one has mentioned Barbara(I don't use her stage name) Streisand yet? She had a body built for sin BUT a face made expressly for radio!

And the Princesses from Long Island are some of the most fugly things I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 2907/01/2013

Hedy Lamarr was one of the most beautiful women in the movies. Does Elizabeth Taylor count (or is this a class in eugenics)? Joan Collins was very pretty pre-Dynasty. Debra Winger was cute and sexy. Lauren Bacall was a knockout. Lesley Stahl, Susan Sontag, Janet Margolin, Dyan Cannon, and Susan Kohner were good-looking. Roberta Peters was extremely attractive (and among sopranos a 10+). Simone Signoret was very sexy early in her career. Among current actresses, I'll mention only one name, which should silence doubters: the magnificent Julianna Margulies. Oh, and DL favorite Alison Brie.

by Anonymousreply 3007/01/2013

Anne Frank

by Anonymousreply 3107/01/2013

And why has no one mentioned either Elena Kagan or my favorite, Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Oy, without their robe they are both something. And no discussion of hotness would be complete without singling out Judge Judy. "Um is not a word."

by Anonymousreply 3207/01/2013

Roberta Peters and Beverly Sills

by Anonymousreply 3307/01/2013

Rachel Weisz

Gina Gershon

Winona Ryder

Nigella Lawson

Julianna Margulies

Amy Winehouse, before all the drugs and booze

by Anonymousreply 3407/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 3507/01/2013

It could be argued that there is a redundancy here, and that the 50 hottest Jewish women would be identical to the list of the 50 hottest women.

by Anonymousreply 3607/01/2013

Nigella Lawson

by Anonymousreply 3707/01/2013

I thought Dyan Canon was beautiful when she was younger. She came from that old school of unconventional pretty.

by Anonymousreply 3807/01/2013

Natalie Portman isn't a Jew, she's a [bold]Zionist.[/bold]

Please don't give jews a bad name by calling a zionist pretty and jewish.

by Anonymousreply 3907/01/2013

Nice anus at r19.

by Anonymousreply 4007/01/2013

I'm a quarter Jewish!

by Anonymousreply 4107/01/2013

So many Jews. I find it disgusting to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 4207/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 4307/01/2013

Gertrude Berg

Harvey Fierstein

by Anonymousreply 4407/01/2013

You people on this thread make me sick.

by Anonymousreply 4507/01/2013

Dinah Shore

by Anonymousreply 4607/01/2013

[quote] You people on this thread make me sick.

They are the 50% straight freepers who also post here, with vile anti-Semitic comments, misogyny, homophobia and racism. They also pretend that they are gay men posting. It's pretty sick, and other sites assume it's gay people posting. If the moderator went back to re-tagging, that might help....

by Anonymousreply 4707/01/2013

Hedy Lamarr was gorgeous. Liz Taylor wasn't ethnically Jewish though,so no. Julianna Margulies is Roman Catholic but her mom and dad are Jewish.Her mom converted to Roman Catholicism.She is definitely cute.

R34 Rachel Weisz is Jewish, Austrian and Italian.she's mixed ethnically.She is pretty.

Nigella Lawson is one meal away from being a heifer. Sometimes she looks like a drag queen. sort of like a British version of Divine!

by Anonymousreply 4807/01/2013

Julianna Margulies is my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 4907/01/2013

The only hot Jewish women are the ones with a LOT of Gentile ancestry.

by Anonymousreply 5007/01/2013

To be honest I don't find Jewish women hot, but the Men are fucking delicious.

by Anonymousreply 5107/01/2013

If you showed the average Internet user this thread, they'd think it appeared on Stormfront and not a gay board.

by Anonymousreply 5207/01/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5307/01/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5407/01/2013

Datalounge lost all it's meaning.

by Anonymousreply 5507/01/2013

is it true that House Hunters on HGTV is fake? I heard that the couples on that show have already bought one of the houses and the others they tour are just for kicks. Is it really fake?

by Anonymousreply 5607/01/2013

R56 Wrong thread cupcake.It's all about hot Jewish girls......

by Anonymousreply 5707/01/2013

Sandra Bernhard

by Anonymousreply 5807/01/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5907/01/2013

Let's make a list of the 50 most masculine homos. Oh, wait, there aren't any. Even 3 would be too high to aim for.

by Anonymousreply 6007/01/2013

jennifer connelly, mila kunis, natalie portman, scarlett johansson, winona ryder, rachel weisz

by Anonymousreply 6107/01/2013

This thread probably is just meant as a magnet for anti-semitism, but I will take ANY opportunity to say that Hedy Lamar was one of the most beautiful, sexiest women ever filmed or photographed. Brilliant as well, but that's for another thread.

by Anonymousreply 6207/01/2013

Tovah fieldshuh, carol kane, lindsay

by Anonymousreply 6307/01/2013

The girl I was going to marry before I realized the gay wasn't going away.

by Anonymousreply 6407/01/2013

Sophie Tucker, Nora Bayes

by Anonymousreply 6507/01/2013

Lee Grant, Dinah Manoff... FUCK goop, don't put her in here, jew is the last thing shes trying to claim

by Anonymousreply 6607/01/2013

Is Blythe Danner Jewish? I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 6707/01/2013

anton yelchin needs to turn over all his pants to me, and his little boxers too. yum.

by Anonymousreply 6807/01/2013

R68 No, however her daughter GOOP Queen of poop embraces her Jewishness. She celebrates Hanukkah and Christmas. No matter what her ethnic background she is still the Empress of All Cunts!

R62 Someone asked me if ScarJo was a Jew or not and I told him her mom was!He was so dissapointed.....what a shame what a look, what a body BUT still not Jewish enough!

by Anonymousreply 6907/01/2013

R10's skills would have come in handy 80 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 7007/01/2013

Hedy Lamarr, Gina Gershon, Peggy Lipton

by Anonymousreply 7107/01/2013

Matthew Broderick's mother is Jewish of Eastern European parents.

by Anonymousreply 7207/01/2013

Molly Picon, Gertrude Berg

by Anonymousreply 7307/01/2013

r68, she's Jewish by injection.

by Anonymousreply 7407/01/2013

And to think, people still believe this stuff. Folks, they are just laughing at you and spitting in your face:

by Anonymousreply 7507/01/2013

Marissa Berenson owns this thread!

by Anonymousreply 7607/01/2013

Eydie Gormé

Lainie Kazan

by Anonymousreply 7707/01/2013

All I see here are a bunch of ugly old jewesses.

by Anonymousreply 7807/01/2013

Rachel Stevens- Hottest member of S Club 7

by Anonymousreply 7907/01/2013

Goldie Hawn and clone daughter

by Anonymousreply 8007/02/2013

Elizabeth Taylor

by Anonymousreply 8107/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 8207/02/2013

Sylvia Sidney was one of the most stunning classic-era actresses.

Julianna Margulies identifies as Jewish (though her mom converted to Catholicism)

by Anonymousreply 8307/02/2013

Amanda Bynes FTW!

by Anonymousreply 8407/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 8507/02/2013

Rachel Weisz, the late Berry Berenson (Marisa's sister and Mrs. Anthony Perkins, who died in 9/11, a passenger on American flight 11), Melanie Laurent, Paulette Goddard (half Jewish), Anouk Aimee (half Jewish).

by Anonymousreply 8607/02/2013

Phoebe Cates

by Anonymousreply 8707/02/2013

So since ScarJo's mother is a Jew, that makes her a Jew, but would it also make her future children Jews?

If only one parent is Jewish, to be considered Jewish as well it has to have been your mother, right?

by Anonymousreply 8807/02/2013

Marissa Berenson(Vittoria Marissa Shiaparelli Berenson) was part Italian and German Swiss .Her grandmother was the fabulous Elsa Schiaparelli.Goldie Hawn is half Wasp and Kate Hudson's dad was of Italian descent.Phoebe Cates is half Chinese.Cher is Armenian and other things.

So Hedy Lamarr is the all time 100 percent Jewish ,hottest fox of all time. She was so beautiful and looked so good with Victor Mature in Samson and Delilah.

R84 Ethnically Julianna is Jewish but she was raised a Catholic.She has a moments of hotness BUT can't touch Hedy.....

by Anonymousreply 8907/02/2013

[quote]Goldie Hawn is half Wasp and Kate Hudson's dad was of Italian descent.

Goldie and Kate were brought up in the Jewish faith.

Do you need to be reminded that Judaism is a religion, and not a race or ethnicity? Stop dividing people into "half-Italian, half-Jew."

You're mixing apples and oranges.

by Anonymousreply 9007/02/2013

[quote]Ethnically Julianna is Jewish but she was raised a Catholic

Again, WTF?

"Jewish"is not an ethnicity you can check off in the census box. It's a RELIGION.

by Anonymousreply 9107/02/2013

Alex Kingston is descended from Jews. Does that count?

by Anonymousreply 9207/02/2013

Of all the beauties and meeskites (sp?) listed herein, the only one who should top the list is, correctly, Hedy Lamarr. Just look at her in any of her early MGM movies and you will see the most beautiful face and body imaginable. Let's not go to talent, but remember the original premise of this thread was "HOT," and that's gotta be Hedy.

by Anonymousreply 9307/02/2013

r91 and r92 Please stop.

The rabbi in my town said that you literally can NOT be a real jew unless your mother is jewish. Typical WASP behaviour trying to dictate the rules and definitions of other ethnicities religions and beliefs.

by Anonymousreply 9407/02/2013

r95 - Reform Rabbis in Israel have redefined the rules, if EITHER parent is Jewish you are Jewish.

[quote]n 1983, the Reform movement broke with Orthodox and Conservative Judaism, and with Jewish law, and declared that a child born of one Jewish parent, whether it is the mother or the father, is under the presumption of being Jewish, but that his/her Jewishness must be activated by "appropriate and timely" Jewish acts. It is not enough to simply be born to a Jewish parent. The Reform movement also notes that in the Bible the line always followed the father, including the cases of Joseph and Moses, who married into non-Israelite priestly families.

~~~Jewish Virtual Library dot org

by Anonymousreply 9507/02/2013

R91 Wrong. Kate and Goldie became Buddhists. Also wrong about Jewish not being an ethnicity. In countries like Turkey, if you a minority your ethnicity is Greek,Armenian or Jewish.Genetically speaking Ashkenazi Jews are descended from immigrants from Palestine.That is why diseases like Tay Sachs are prevalent in the Ashkenazi Jewish population, there was a lack of intermarriage with other peoples in Europe.

BTW I grew up on long Island and no self respecting Jew would say that they were Polish, Russian or Romanian, they would proudly tell you that they were Jewish.

R93 Alex's Jewish descent is pretty far off.Her mom is German, she seemed surprised that her husband had a Jewish ancestor.

by Anonymousreply 9607/02/2013

And that means we have to now include Goop aka Gwyneth as Jewish, but that also means we get to include Harrison Ford who was gorgeous when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 9707/02/2013

Cher is not a Jew.

by Anonymousreply 9807/02/2013

r97 Alex Kingston's great great grandmother on her mother's side was Jewish and ran a brothel. I believe she considers herself Jewish, plus she looks exactly like many of my Jewish relatives. Exactly.

by Anonymousreply 9907/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 10007/02/2013

R100 Wrong. It was on her English father's side of the family not her German mom's. She was descended from the Braham family who are from London not Germany!

You are completely exaggerating about her considering herself Jewish. I saw the BBC special on Alex(on Who Do You Think You Are) and she mentioned that she didn't look English but Jewish instead.That was according to a lot of Jewish people who she encountered in Hollywood. In addition, her husband(who I think she is separated from, if not divorced from )is German and they were teaching their daughter Salome, German as well.

by Anonymousreply 10107/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 10207/02/2013

R98, isn't it Harrison Ford's mother who is Jewish? So he's always been considered a Jew, unlike Goop.

by Anonymousreply 10307/02/2013

You know who has Jewish ancestry not too far in the distant past? Jada Pinkett. If you've ever seen her mother you'd see it. Jada's mother is biracial Jewish and black.

by Anonymousreply 10407/02/2013

Harrison and Jada are not women.

by Anonymousreply 10507/02/2013


Omg, I'm deceased from laughter by that commentary.

by Anonymousreply 10607/02/2013

"Looking Jewish" is as inaccurate a description as "looking Hispanic." Sometimes it's true and other times completely false. For example just as there are red-headed and blond Hispanics with light eyes, the same is true for Jews.

by Anonymousreply 10707/02/2013

r108 90% of the time I can tell that someone is jewish just by looking at them. There is just a look, that after meeting enough jews you clearly start to see it.

I live in Scandinavia where most of the jews have been closeted for generations along with having blue eyes and blond hair which would throw most people off. There is still something distinct about their features I have never once not been right about someones jewish heritage.

by Anonymousreply 10807/02/2013

but doesn't Goop look like her mother?

by Anonymousreply 10907/02/2013

Rachel Weisz and Diane von Furstenburg are two who come to mind immediately.

by Anonymousreply 11007/02/2013

r100, I saw that episode of Who Do You Think You Are, but where did you see a quote of Kingston calling herself Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 11107/02/2013

Hedy Lamarr, Nigella, Rachel Weisz, Winona, Marissa Berenson

by Anonymousreply 11207/02/2013


Phoebe Cates is 3/4 Jewish and 1/4 Chinese.

by Anonymousreply 11307/02/2013

Sylvia Syms

by Anonymousreply 11407/02/2013

Julia Waldbaum

by Anonymousreply 11507/02/2013

Alex Kingston

by Anonymousreply 11607/02/2013

R117 She's half German( Florian her ex-husband(?) is German) and teaching her daughter German, not very Jewish is it? I like your link anyway!

R112 She didn't She said she looked more Jewish than English and people in Hollywood asked if she were Jewish. As I've said she extremely aware of her German roots and never shied away from saying that she's half German.

R113 Marissa is half Jewish. The other half is Swiss German,Italian and French.

R109 I went to college with a Jewish guy from Scandinavia. From the moment I met him I knew he was Jewish! He didn't look Norwegian,Swedish or Danish.He could pass for an Italian or a Greek though.

by Anonymousreply 11707/02/2013

Sylvia Syms is not Jewish.

"Goop" looks exactly like her father. The nose, head shape and facial shape, the big body build, eyes, etc. She is just blonde like her mother, but then, her father was light-complexioned as well.

by Anonymousreply 11807/03/2013

R119 GOOP doesn't look at all like Bruce Paltrow she looks like Danner her mom. I know people that think she is the typical WASP. People are surprised when I point out that not too many WASPs have names like Paltrow.Anyway anyone who lets Mario Batali between their legs is not keeping kosher!

by Anonymousreply 11907/03/2013

r120 Exactly she looks like a copy of her mom except for some residual jewishness in the nose and forhead area, those are the only things that reminds of her dad.

by Anonymousreply 12007/03/2013

I can understand her attractions to Gentiles like Brad Pitt, Chris Martin and the queen of all dunderheads,Brad Pitt BUT why Mario? He's a good cook BUT he must have crushed her in bed! That was definitely the Jewish side of her going after a well hung Italian.....

by Anonymousreply 12107/03/2013

Blythe Danner is Kate Moennig's aunt.

by Anonymousreply 12207/03/2013

R123 She's GOOP's first and half cousin!Kate has her moments of cuteness though she comes across as a butch dyke percent of the time. Her look is totally "I'm a clamboxer" let me top you with a dildo! Anyway she reminds me of a German friend who is quite pretty but doesn't play up her looks that much.

Kate is supposedly part Chinese!Not Yiddish though.

by Anonymousreply 12307/03/2013

Hermione Gingold

by Anonymousreply 12407/03/2013

Jewish is a culture more than anything else. Ask a lot of NY Jews.

by Anonymousreply 12507/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 12607/03/2013

What a bunch of Nosferatu faced vultures. No thanks!

by Anonymousreply 12707/03/2013

No, Goop is very similar to her father. She even has his head/body shape. What is she missing that he had?

Her brother Jake is the one who looks like their mother.

by Anonymousreply 12807/08/2013

No mention of Tina Louise ("Ginger")?? C'mon New Yorkers, she's one of your own.

by Anonymousreply 12907/08/2013

Barbi Benton.

by Anonymousreply 13007/08/2013

Jill St John

by Anonymousreply 13107/08/2013

Gorgeous Suzanne Pleshette was of Russian Jewish descent.

by Anonymousreply 13207/08/2013

Let's talk about the 50 Hottest Christian Women!

by Anonymousreply 13307/08/2013
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