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I had botox on my scrotum and now I'm tripping over my scrotum every time it slips out of my jockey underwear.

I thought the Botox would just relax the wrinkles, but it really let it all hang flat. It's not the most appealing look. Being able to throw your scrotum over either shoulder is funny for the first few "performances" if you know what I mean, but then it's just another floppy appendage that one needs to hide. I'm afraid to go swimming, I keep imagining everything going down the drain when I swim underwater. The only time it comes in handy is when I take my gold fish swimming with me, but I have to be very careful as the chlorine would kill my fish if it mixed with the fresh water collected in my scrotum lake.

by Anonymousreply 703/16/2013

Have you considered constructing them into austrian drapes? They're very impressive when they are drawn.

Can you still smile normally?

by Anonymousreply 103/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 203/15/2013

Scrotum Becomes Awning. Sounds like a good Broadway title.

by Anonymousreply 303/15/2013

It's a funny joke when you wear shorts to stretch your scrotun out and say, "Oh, damn! I must have sat in some gum!"

by Anonymousreply 403/15/2013

Try ironing your scrotum. Keep the iron on low.

by Anonymousreply 503/15/2013

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 603/16/2013

All together..

"This thread is useless without pictures!"

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 703/16/2013
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