When did you discover that your hole actually brought pleasure? Freud probably thinks we always knew, even as toddlers. But for me, I didn't realizeprobingntil my early 20's. Prior to that, I was more oriented to the cock even though I was sexually active starting at age 17. The anus seemed impossible- in my mind it was just for shitting. But, I was brought up in very closed minded environment. The idea it could be clean and pleasurable took a while to understand.
Discovering your mussy
|by Anonymous||reply 207||06/21/2014|
why the fuck would you use a term like "mussy"? What kind of person thinks that's anything but outrageously offputting and embarrassing?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/14/2013|
Ha ha! The miller's daughter will never guess that Realizeprobingntil is my name!
The first born child will be mine!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/14/2013|
A big woman reviving on a crushed red velvet divan says," Mama's mussy is tired, make me a drink, would ya hon?"
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/14/2013|
I have been fucked a number of times. Have yet to get pleasure from it. I give it up when I have to give it up. I have never enjoyed sticking anything up my ass. I would be happy to examine your prostate, which I am very competent to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/15/2013|
Hey R1 -- "Vaguyna! Vaguyna! Vaguyna!"
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/15/2013|
I haven't really enjoyed receptive anal with guys, but I occasionally like a not too big dildo up there when I jerk off.
Most guys are awful at topping.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/15/2013|
The HOLE does not bring pleasure, OP, it's numb.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/15/2013|
I love that OP's ridiculous vernacular has distracted everyone from the fact that he clearly doesn't understand Freud the slightest bit.
Pleasure from the anus is directly linked to defecation per Freud. He most certainly didn't mean that anyone was born with the idea that they could get pleasure from anal sex. It becomes a site of pleasure from the beginning because it relieves the discomfort of a full bowel.
I used to think people should read more, but DL makes me reconsider that.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/15/2013|
I coined the term "puss-he" on this board a couple of years ago, so be sure to include the trademark symbol at each mention. Thank you!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/15/2013|
Who can forget the first time "shit-pussy" appeared on DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/15/2013|
Any euphemism is better than "mussy". Totally skeeves me out. The only one that's worse is "mama's mussy". Total boner-killer.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/15/2013|
And all the others *aren't* boner-killers?!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/15/2013|
I'm with r12 -the term is shit pussy. Or if you're in polite company, back pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/15/2013|
Mussy, vaguyna, puss-he, etc., are hysterical.
Anyway, I probably began enjoying it when I was around 12 or 13. I had a stomach ailment for which I was prescribed Phenergan suppositories. The rest is history...
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/15/2013|
R15, that's so gross.
Nothing is a bigger buzzkill than some dude telling me to fuck his "shitter." Or as one guy actually said, "Pound my pooper."
Unless you're a scat queen and the idea of giant turds gets you off during sex.....
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/15/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/15/2013|
People like R17 have no sense of humor when it comes to sex and are incredibly tedious. I like someone who can be funny during sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/15/2013|
For me it was when I was little and had my temp taken rectally and the occasional enema. I remembered the stimulation I got when those two things were inserted when I hit puberty. Then look out! Pencils, fingers and anything else I could think of went in me. The first time another guy touched me I redirected his hand to my butt and felt someone else's finger going in. I was in heaven.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/15/2013|
[quote]Any euphemism is better than "mussy". Totally skeeves me out.
I agree. I figure the person using that word is a fugly 350 lb. drag queen and I don't want to be near it.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/15/2013|
r17, you sound uncomfortable with what an ass actually is.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/15/2013|
r21 is correct. You have to be pretty fucked up (and probably of that description) to not realize how terrible it sounds.
I once had a hookup ask me to "fuck my boypussy." I told him, "if you have a pussy, you're not the kind of boy I want to fuck."
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/15/2013|
Some guy told a story on here a few weeks back about getting fucked by another for the first time. He said that when he finished getting topped, the top said to him, "there, now you have a dick and a pussy." That oddly turned me on.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/15/2013|
"For me it was when I was little and had my temp taken rectally..."
No, no, no #20- you don't become sexual until your 18th birthday! Anything else is pedophilia.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/15/2013|
I agree R24. Just calling it a pussy or a cunt can be hotter than making it the male version of said pussy or cunt. I mean, if you get into feminizing being a bottom, than just go for the actual term.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/15/2013|
True, r26. I'm butch on the streets, but a total femme bottom in the sheets. I like being treated as feminine by my top. I'm sure someone here will label me a self-loather, but it's what I desire in the bedroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/15/2013|
[quote].."if you get into feminizing being a bottom, than just go for the actual term."
If you're anatomically male but want to be "feminized," then you're not a homosexual. You have a gender disorder.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/15/2013|
Oh, boys all this dirty talking is heating me up! You'll never guess what's twitching like a leper in a turnstile!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/15/2013|
haven't found pleasure from having a cock mess with my mussy yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/15/2013|
r28, you can want to be treated feminine in the bedroom, but still feel like/want to be a man. I like being treated that way in the sheets, but I have no desire to dress like a woman or be seen as anything but a man outside of the bedroom. Being out and in the community for several years now, I've come to believe that sexual orientation and gender roles are are intertwined for many of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/15/2013|
Feel it coming
It's knocking at the door
You know it's no good running
It's not against the law
The point of no return
And now you know the score
And now you're learning
What's knockin' at your back door
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/15/2013|
R27, I don't think you're self-loathing, but sorry you don't sound all that butch to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/15/2013|
Men who grow up in countries that use bidets have a much different relationship with their ass.
They are taught as kids to straddle the bidet and finger themselves with soap and warm water to get clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/15/2013|
And so they discover at a young age that ass play is pleasurable. It's not a no-go zone.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/15/2013|
WTF R34? I've never heard of such a thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/15/2013|
r27 is my kind of guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/15/2013|
Mine too...I'll fight R37 to get to R27. If a guy is too uptight to get into pussy talk, he's not the bottom for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/15/2013|
Honestly, getting fucked just feels like a big long poo on fast forward.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/15/2013|
I used to like stuff in there, but not so much anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/16/2013|
I hate when posters say that the mussy is getting moist. It conjures up the image of loose stool oozing in his rectum. Also the whole "mamma" thing is gross too, as others have said it conjures up the image of an obese old drag queen. Not hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/16/2013|
sex is fun, holes are fun, I like sex and holes
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/16/2013|
And you boys wonder why the women here think you have "vagina envy." In this thread, it couldn't be more obvious.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/16/2013|
My mussy is MOISTER than a Duncan Hines cake!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/16/2013|
I dated boyfriend six years, we have never done anal. Not our thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/16/2013|
my hole, as I refer to it, I discovered over many session with a set of dildos
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/18/2013|
R27/31, what exactly do you mean by being treated "feminine" during sex?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/18/2013|
being submissive means never having to say you're sorry
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/18/2013|
That ugly, swampy gash between your legs that pumps out piles of shit and E. coli every day, sometimes multiple times a day?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/18/2013|
Picuture it, Sicily, 1932. A young girl with a butt like granite. A mortadella and a tube of anchovy paste.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/18/2013|
[quote] sometimes multiple times a day?
not unless very very ill, thank you very much
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/18/2013|
I only date bottom men who don't do #2.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/18/2013|
Good, I only date top men who never piss
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/18/2013|
So, you get a little poopoo on your rubber-covered weenie. Big honk! It washes off. If a little gets on your balls, wash it off. Buncha sissy-marys! Hetero couples NEVER rinse the woman's hole out before the hubby/boyfriend plows her shitter. They slide it in and wash the shit off their ding-dongs later. At least we gays use rubbers (most of us anyway). Shit washes off. Quit being whiney cunts. Live it up and quit clutching your goddamn pearls, you bunch of Marys. I don't know why "they" hate us, but this is why I hate you pussies!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/18/2013|
To R54, YOU GO GUY! I too am tired of the pearl clutching and hyperventilating over the whole anal pleasure topic. If someone doesn't like the mess, or the prep, then don't have anal sex. But STOP acting holier than thou at those of us who do enjoy anal sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/18/2013|
I am too, mainly because you KNOW that those who protest get fucked without letting on.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/18/2013|
I love discovering a hot dude's mussy with a nice shot of surprise anal! Yeah, baby! I don't care if the mother-fucker prepped or not. I slide in and IT'S ON! I don't care if he's filthy down there and the pumping slings his fucking shit all over the God-Damned walls. I tear that shit apart. I make that sumbitch see God! Then... I put on a new condom and do it all over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/18/2013|
R57 You sound like my kind of man. I love to get slammed. Surprise anal is the hottest. What's your phone number? LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/18/2013|
I hope you spank his bottom while you ravage him, R57
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/18/2013|
R58 I got no time to talk on the phone, buddy. I'm too busy fuckin'!
R59 I beat that ass raw while I'm slam-banging that hole. I slap that ass silly. Howzat?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/18/2013|
R50 I was picturing 1932 Germany with a strapping young German twink with a mangina moister than a snack cake with bratwurst and some butter coming up the rear.......
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/18/2013|
This thread is getting HOTTTTT
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/18/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/18/2013|
I'd totally fuck r27's pussy.
Some of you are some uptight prisspots.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/18/2013|
You people need to mind your P's & Q's. Remember, Xenu is watching at all times (and so am I).
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/18/2013|
Are you really watching, Tom @R65? I hope so. That's so fucking hot. You can jack your beanstalk while Xenu fingers her hot pussy and asshole, while I tear up some hot stud's beckoning shithole (while he screams so loud and passionately that people two blocks away call the cops because of the noise). After I'm done with that hot stud's shitter, I'll bend your little Hollyweird ass over the bed, lube it up and do the same to you, you little Scientologist mother-fucker. "Top Gun", my ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/18/2013|
Tom Cruise doesn't have a chance, and we know he likes it hard and rough, Mister. is it Mister Mint?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/18/2013|
LOL. I hate the term mussy. The poster above turned me on when he called it a shithole. I love when a guy is ramming me deep and hard and telling me he's ripping my shithole apart. That's just me though. LOL. I'm kind of a pig that way.
My ex used to whisper that he was fucking my mangina. I lost my hard-on right there. That word was as much of a turn-off as mussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/18/2013|
how about a boi-hole?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/18/2013|
How about "Dirty Back Road"?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/18/2013|
What's wrong with just saying "fucking someone's ass".
If anyone ever said to me "fuck my mussy" my cock would droop and it would be all over.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/18/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/18/2013|
Just don't call it my "farthole". I had an Ex-Partner that killed the mood using that terminology. He was rimming me and all of a sudden said, "Damn, that farthole tastes so fucking good." I almost puked. My cock wilted and I was mentally out of the game for the duration of the activities. Farthole? How disgusting!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/18/2013|
R68 As long as your asshole stayed moist and he exploded his load into it, who cares about your hard on?! It was all about him topping you and cumming in your tight little bunghole,deary.
I'd never thought I'd say this but some gay men must have vangina envy...who knew?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/18/2013|
I hate all those terms like "Manpussy", "Mussy", "Pussy", etc. It's an ass (an arse if you're in Europe). That's what I fuck, not a mussy!
People worried about the mess: That's why we use condoms. The residue gets on the rubber and you just peel it off your big trouser snake and throw it in the trash. Wash your hands, and you're done! No fuss, no muss(y).
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/19/2013|
Yea, but what about the smell? I cannot enjoy myself when the room smells like burnt ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/19/2013|
R76 Wear a clothes-pin on your nose. Just kidding, the smell is pretty damn awful. I don't know how the straighties do it without the bitch douching her turdhole. At least we gays douche it out.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/19/2013|
I don't like mussy either. Yet I don't mind mancunt,puss-he or mangina all that much either. Shithole is even better....
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/19/2013|
Oooooooooy, Momma's mussy is LEAKING like a RUSTY PIPE!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/19/2013|
R76 I hate the smell of shit, but something about the scent of plowing a guy's hole (undouched) is so fucking hot. I love that musky smell. It gets my cock hard just thinking about it. When I'm plowing that ass, the scent turns me into a raging madman. Of course, after I pull out and slip the rubber off, the smell grosses me out. But while I'm doin' my work back there, it's hotter than a motherfucker.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/19/2013|
I prefer just "hole" or "ass". HATE the cutesie names.
I also HATE the word genitals. I cringe every time I hear it. Call it anything else... cock & balls, meat & potatoes, twig & berries... ANYTHING but genitals.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/19/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/19/2013|
R82 Yeah, we spread it on our baked potatoes and chow down on it.
Go screw yourself, asshole! I have never ingested feces in my life and never will. Anal sex is not even a part of my repertoire. What do you do in bed? We'd probably all be horrified by some of your answers (if you have the balls to tell the truth).
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/19/2013|
R82 I spread it on crusty bread and it tastes just like Nutella,just a wee bit grittier though.It tastes better than the clam juice that you are forced to endure during hetty oral sex.
R81 You hate cutsie names BUT you use twig & berries as an example of calling genitals anything but that.Twig and berries is as cutsie as you can get.....
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/19/2013|
R82 Heterosexual men fuck women up the ass all the time. Women's assholes are no cleaner than men's. Trust me, I know. Most of my friends are straight males and I endure their tales of conquest with amusement. At least most gay men douche out their asses first. Women do not. Men just fuck away and come out covered in shit. Don't pretend ass-fucking is just a gay thing. Far from it. Many gays do not even engage in anal sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/19/2013|
[quote]Heterosexual men fuck women up the ass all the time.
No they don't. Nice try though.
Straight men don't need to fuck a sewer when paradise is two inches away.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||03/19/2013|
Most guys I know love anal, straight or gay
|by Anonymous||reply 87||03/19/2013|
R86 Apparently there are a lot of women with limited self-respect. I dated seven women before coming out in my late 20s. Three of the women grabbed my penis during sex and guided me to their anuses. Many of my friends are straight men, they never have to go far to find a woman who digs it up the pooper. They are everywhere. It's a fact of life.
If you are well-adjusted and have self-respect, then more power to you. Many women love it anally. Don't fool yourself, deary.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/19/2013|
Women with self respect don't date gay men, R88.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/19/2013|
I AM A STRAIGHT FEMALE. I HAVE A SHIT-LOAD OF SELF RESPECT, "WOMAN WITH SELF-RESPECT." jUST BECAUSE I LIKE ANAL WITH MY HUSBAND DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. I AM ONE CONFIDENT BITCH. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SMELL THE ROSES.
SECOND, YOUR REMARK AT R89 WAS JUST ASININE. WHY DOES A CUNT LIKE YOU COME TO DATALOUNGE TO INSULT ITS PRIMARY AUDIENCE? YOU NEED HELP! IF YOU ARE, INDEED, A FEMALE, I AM ASHAMED TO BE OF THE SAME GENDER AS YOU. GO BACK TO YOUR FREE-REPUBLIC AND LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE.
I LOVE GAYS AND LESBIANS.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/19/2013|
Nothing says confidence and self-assurance like all-caps.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/19/2013|
This information is simply warped and spun according to whatever dominant purpose a given thread is assigned.
There have been threads about "Men Who Turn To Sex With Other Men Because Women Won't Give Them Anal", to which most agreed, and now it's being said on this thread that pretty much all women give up their asses, AND without prepping.
DL=fun with contradictions!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/19/2013|
I heard anal is all the rage with teenage straights these days because they believe if they only take it up the ol' pooper that they're still virgins.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/19/2013|
Well it's not "sex,sex" to them. Like oral is not real sex. My question is why do they call it anal and oral sex then? I'm waiting for some Wildean quip but I'll probably get a response from a glory hole hunting and wildly perverse guttersnipe.
Do all caps mean that someone is PMSing or raging?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/19/2013|
R94 RAGING. THAT IDIOT JUST MADE ME MAD.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||03/19/2013|
I'm discovering my mussy as we speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||03/19/2013|
Jeff Palmer already pulverized that shit over a decade ago, TC @ R96.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/19/2013|
Lawd have mercy, R57! *fanning self*
You have my moist and messy mussy flaps twitching faster than a cat's whiskers!!!
Come-n-get some of my sweet tasty drippings!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/19/2013|
R1, perhaps you have more issues with your asshole than you think, since "mussy" obviously is a joke.
As for me, I was using a Ban roll-on container from the age of 11 on. No one had to tell me the ass had potential for pleasure.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/19/2013|
one hundred people on the DL think that the Mussy is a great thing!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/19/2013|
Mussy. It's a good thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/19/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/19/2013|
the asshole has even more!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/19/2013|
Usually, I find you guys tragic and ridiculous in equal measure, ESPECIALLY when you're talking about sex, which: ugh, the idea of having sex with even one of you makes me dizzy with nausea and distaste.
Nonetheless, I found this thread irresistibly hilarious. In a fun way.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/19/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/19/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/19/2013|
yes, it is
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/19/2013|
I wonder how ancient man discovered the pleasure of his prostate?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/19/2013|
I love all the homophobes and heteros on here dishing out their unwanted opinions. Their attitude seems to be:
"Look, guys. It's fine that you're gay. Just don't act on it. Never, never, never have sex with another man. It's not natural. But, we love you."
Well, you know what? Fuck you! I've been fucking men since 1976. I have never been promiscuous, had any type of STD, and I don't apologize for having had lots of sex with a few special guys. What we do is just as fucking natural as what you do. So, kiss my fucking ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/19/2013|
Fuckin' A, R110. I think it's alot of fraus and lesbians that are fucking with us on this thread. Well, I have lesbian friends, and guess what? Alot of them rim their girlfriends. I don't rim. They are sooooo grossed out by our sex lives, but we do all the same things that hetero couples do.
I agree, FUCK YOU HATERS!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/19/2013|
R96 Did T.C. allegedly hook up with that digusting Jeff Palmer? Ewwwww. I'm no Cruise fan, but Jeff Palmer is flat out grotesque. Even in his youth he was creepy and gross. I hope T.C. didn't stoop that far.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/19/2013|
I'm a straight woman. I am blessed with an abundance of self-respect. My fiance and I love anal sex. We have hot sex anyway, but anal is the hottest. We rim each other after a nice shower together and it doesn't get any hotter than that. So, whoever says only women with low self-image engage in anal are kooks. As for the people who said women don't rim, some of us do.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/19/2013|
I'm a BIG fan of John/r110
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/19/2013|
All you anal queens: think about that time when you'll have prostate cancer needing to have your prostate surgically removed. Then you'll feel nothing and you won't ejaculate any more either.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/19/2013|
[quote]My mussy is MOISTER than a Duncan Hines cake!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/19/2013|
R115 So, celibacy is our only real option as gay men, right? You're such a hypocrite. I guarantee that you do things sexually that would shock your friends and neighbors and here you are dishing out your disgust for gay men. Go eat a fucking yeast-infected, menstrual bleeding fucking pussy and get the fuck off of this gay man's forum.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/19/2013|
R115 - Okay let me get this "straight"!
Gay men can't have oral sex because we'll get tongue and throat cancer from HPV (if we were straight, we would be safe because God doesn't punish straight people with STDs).
Can't do anal because it's unnatural and we'll get cancer and lose our prostates, that is if the AIDS doesn't get us first (if we were straight, we would be safe because God doesn't punish straight people with STDs.
Can't do frottage because we could still get herpes or HPV (if we were straight, we would be safe because God doesn't punish straight people with STDs.
Can't masturbate because of impure thoughts will make us burn in hell, plus we'll go blind and grow hair on our palms.
So, I guess celibacy it is. You sound just like all those straight assholes who say that "there's nothing wrong with you having gay feelings, hon. Just don't act on them."
Go back to Westboro Baptist Church you Phelps-smelling asshole. What kind of sex do you approve of, Reverend Phelps?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/19/2013|
I really want to get fucked by R57.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/19/2013|
[quote]Did T.C. allegedly hook up with that digusting Jeff Palmer? Ewwwww. I'm no Cruise fan, but Jeff Palmer is flat out grotesque. Even in his youth he was creepy and gross. I hope T.C. didn't stoop that far.
Not allegedly--he did. Late 90's, when Jeff was at the height of his porn & escorting career, TC would "discretely" hire him. Only problem was that Palmer wasn't discrete...he'd talk about it in front of others. And since Palmer only topped at that time, we can deduce that TC was on the receiving end of a mussy stomping.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/19/2013|
Newbies like R117 shouldn't have the option to vote for WW .
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/19/2013|
I didn't know shithole was such a winner. I'll have to try that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||03/20/2013|
are all mussies moist? can some be as dry as the colorado rockies in summer? or as dry as betty white's 89 year old dusty driveway?
enquiring minds want to know.
do mussies ever boil over?
btw, how do we abbreviate shitpussy? is it a SHUSSY? TIA.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||03/20/2013|
my mussy's so wet!
(how wet is it??)
my mussy's so wet, it leaves a slime trail longer than a giant slug in heat!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/20/2013|
R120, get in line!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/20/2013|
Queers are so disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/20/2013|
R127 Yes, we are. And thank God for that!
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/20/2013|
R127 Hey, I'm a straight guy. I've never been with a dude and never care to be, but gays are NOT disgusting. My brother is gay and two of my best friends are. Gays are just like anyone else. I do things in bed with my girlfriends that would probably make you shit your pants, but who cares? At the end of the day it's just sex. Life is short, live it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/20/2013|
[quote]Queers are so disgusting.
That may be true if it wasn't for one minor detail which, surprisingly, no one has brought up yet. STRAIGHT GUYS put stuff up their butts too! I see it daily on cam4! Deriving pleasure from one's mussy isn't a gay thing--it's a MALE thing, as males have prostate glands up there. But you don't have to take my word for it...
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/20/2013|
R130 - Straight guys do NOT put things up their butts! That's an old gerbil's-tale.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/20/2013|
R131, How would you know?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/20/2013|
I have a good rule of thumb. Any time I am questioning myself as to what is an acceptable sexual practice, I ask myself, "What would Heath Ledger do? I mean, an force like him comes along only once in a century, so what would he do?" Then I act based on that.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/20/2013|
R133, LOL, I have a similar rule of thumb. I ask myself "What would Harry Styles and One Direction do?" Then I act accordingly. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/20/2013|
That's hysterical R122. I thought the same thing, but didn't feel like calling him out on it. I was a newbie once, too, after all.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/20/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/20/2013|
[quote]a good rule of thumb
A poor choice of words when discussing putting things up one's butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/20/2013|
R136 Fuck off, Shirley Phelps, you Westboro Baptist Church CUNT!!!! I very much care about my health and the health of others you homophobic shit-twat! I have NEVER had an STD in my life. I do not lick asses or eat shit like you people seem to think we all do.
I don't worry about what you and Rev. Phelps do in bed, so you don't worry about me, you homophobic X-tian bigot.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/20/2013|
I'll bet R136 is a Baptist Minister (with a wife and four kids) who trolls gay forums and gay porn sites for "research purposes." All the while beating off his needle-weenie with two fingers up his shit-hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/20/2013|
R136 Go back to glenn beck's or R-sh L-mberger's site and leave us alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/20/2013|
I know I am a minority within a minority, and I am gayer than gay gayerson, but it dont do nothing for me, I will eat ass or be eaten, but that is about it. Its a damn shame, believe me, I am well aware of my oddness.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/20/2013|
I think it's hilarious how so many straights think we're all a bunch of fist-fucking, shit-eating, whip-cracking, child molesting perverts. It makes me sick.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/20/2013|
R142 You forgot bestiality. They think gays all "have no morals" and will have sex with anything, including animals. And, they think that we're on the prowl for anything with a heartbeat. Even some of the ugliest, grossest, dirtiest scumbags think we want them. If they only knew.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/20/2013|
Well R134, I look to inspiration from Gale Harold. Because he played a queer folk on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/20/2013|
I love a spot of bum-sex myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/20/2013|
A straight friend of mine even told me he had juice dripping down his cooley...what does it all mean? Is it an invitation to penetrate him anally?
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/20/2013|
it means surprise anal
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/20/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/20/2013|
I had intended to mess with my mussy tonight after reading this thread, but wouldn't you know it? I came down with a splashy case of diarrhea. My mussy is so raw and sore. Guess I'll have to wait until another night. I must pop down to the apothecary to get something for my tummy.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/20/2013|
TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION!!!
Btw, I tricked with a straight guy a couple days ago, and he said he wants to fuck my SHMUSSY. Weird.
What could he possibly have meant?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/21/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/21/2013|
Interesting, I didn't know straight guys were into shmussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/21/2013|
straight guys love anal
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/21/2013|
more stories of how we discovered pleasure through our holes!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/21/2013|
[quote]Even some of the ugliest, grossest, dirtiest scumbags think we want them.
Maybe they've been reading datalounge and have seen what many consider hot here.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/21/2013|
[quote]I think it's hilarious how so many straights think we're all a bunch of fist-fucking, shit-eating, whip-cracking, child molesting perverts. It makes me sick.
And maybe these folks have read the post at R57.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/21/2013|
Can't believe it's been 20 posts since r136, and not one person has pointed out that saying "could care less" means gay people do care.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/21/2013|
Greetings, R156. This is R57. I feel the need to set you "straight", excuse my choice of words. I am not into kink. I do not "fist-fuck", "eat shit", "crack a whip", and I damn sure don't have a thing for the kiddies. No kinky shit here at all.
I just like a good, hot, sweaty, safe fuck. There's nothing wrong or sick about that. Gay men are continually belittled for enjoying anal sex. Mother fuckers clutch their god-damn pearls and shriek, "Oh, dear! That's so disgusting!" Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the mother-fuckers fuck their god-damn wives and girlfriends up the god-damn ass. What the fuck is the difference?
I don't apologize for giving a dude a hot shagging every chance I get. If you think sex is sick and disgusting, YOU are the one with the mother fucking problem.
REPEAT FOR THOSE HARD OF HEARING: I DON'T FIST-FUCK, EAT SHIT, CRACK WHIP, OR DIDDLE KIDDIES. So, get that shit out of your head and go back to the nunnery and clutch your god-damn pearls like a good little girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/21/2013|
Oh, dear! Is our little ole thread offending straight people?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/21/2013|
I am a straight woman and I think anal sex is the worst and sickest thing on earth. Anyone who indulges in it deserves whatever disease they get from it. Just because your gay don't mean you have to fuck a sewer hole. Oral is gross too. Celibacy IS an option you should look into.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/21/2013|
R160 "Just because YOUR gay DON'T mean you have to fuck a sewer hole."
Wow! Just wow. Did somebody skip her English Class in H.S. to smoke cigarettes and engage in the booty sex in the parking lot?
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/21/2013|
My God gays are sick - you people need to find the lord p.d.q. - its not to late
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/21/2013|
R162 Go fuck yourself, long, hard & deep!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/21/2013|
Okay now I know these last few frau posts are trolls!
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/21/2013|
Mama's mussy is burning like the Mississippi sun in July!
(I had too much red pepper on my pizza at lunch)
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/21/2013|
I love banging a hot mussy on a warm summer night. The dirtier the better. I'm not into scat but I like a little dirty on the condom when I pull out. It's just my kink I guess. Fan yourselves, you fainting pearl clutchers. I don't give a flying fuck if you're offended or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/22/2013|
I'm with you R166. Fuck the pearl clutchers with a concrete dildo right up their moist mussies!
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/22/2013|
The butt should be seen and not heard (or licked, or kissed, or fucked, etc.).
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/22/2013|
Back to your scrapbooking, r168. Go on now.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/22/2013|
If there is poop on the condom when I pull out, there is no second date.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/22/2013|
r170, you have anal sex on a first date? There are no words.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/22/2013|
R170 uses Grindr to find someone to meet for tea and scones.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/22/2013|
R170 I prefer that there is no poop on the condom when I pull out, but if there is, so be it. Shit happens. Sometimes, no matter how thoroughly the guy douches, some residue ends up on the rubber. Big deal. It happens to the best of them.
Like someone said earlier, straight men fuck their wives/girlfriends up the ass with no prep at all. It's happening right now as I'm typing this, in many homes and motel rooms around the world. They squirt some KY on their dick and plow on in. I'm sure they pull out with residue from her last seven meals on their dinkies. Don't be such a Pussy-Mary. We use condoms, most of them do not.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/22/2013|
R173 You sound like a man after my own hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/22/2013|
I wanna eat your mussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/22/2013|
This thread should be thrown down the garbage disposal.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/22/2013|
R20 I hope you didn't chew on your pencils or dial the phone with them. Ewwwww.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/22/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/22/2013|
I discovered the pleasures of my anus when I was a young teen. It started with my fingers then I used the greased handle of a hairbrush (perfectly cyndrical). Mmm, the times I had! I bought my first dildo set when I was 17 and I've been driving my dirty back road daily since. Total bottom here!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/22/2013|
R179 Your post made me laugh so hard I had tears running down my face. I'm picturing you lying on your bag, legs in the air and hammering away at your asshole with a fucking hairbrush handle. It makes a hilarious visual for some reason. Maybe it was all the drinks I've had over the last 7 hours, but you made me laugh. Thank you!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/23/2013|
Dear Lord in Heavensh!
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/23/2013|
OMG Mom--don't use that!!! ....hairbrush
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/23/2013|
I discovered the wonders of having a pussy in July 1979 in San Francisco. I was 19 and got picked up by an older man, taken to a motel and fucked in the ass there. IT HURT. Afterwards thinking about it I felt empowered.
An old queen taught me how to douche my anus out and how to relax the muscles so the fucker can get his dick in the bung hole.
Mussy? Kind of cuntal.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/23/2013|
A "straight" guy on a gay board and on a thread about male on male anal sex no less. Yeah right. Time to come out, r129. You're fooling no one. Least of all your "girlfriends".
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/23/2013|
I discovered my clitor-his the same time I discovered my mussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/23/2013|
My mussy looks like a cauliflower patch.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/23/2013|
[quote] I used the greased handle of a hairbrush
For me it was the hammer handle from my dad's toolbox - then later, the souvenir mini baseball bat from my brother's Mets memorabilia stash.
Little did they know ...
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/23/2013|
Well......What If your Mussy has hair growing...........
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/25/2013|
I have a shitoris that my bf loves to lick. Anyone else have one?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/25/2013|
He said shitoris!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/25/2013|
It's not a mussy or a puss-he. It's an ASSHOLE!!!!
You're not women..mmmmmkkk?
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/25/2013|
r191, there's nothing wrong with feminizing our body parts. It doesn't make us any less of a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/25/2013|
oh please...yes it does. If you are a man, you don't feminize yourself. You dont go around calling your buttholes mussies or tussie.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||03/26/2013|
OH FANK YOU! I discoverded my mussy!
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/26/2013|
I am a massage therapist with a background in tantra. When I have performed anal massages on some of my clients (no penetration, just the stimulation of the nerve endings around the anus), even the gay clients are shocked by how intensely pleasurable it is. It's a relevation to the straight clients.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/26/2013|
I also find it very hard that a straight guy would be frequenting this board.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||03/26/2013|
this is how you start!
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/26/2013|
My dude-erus is diseased!
|by Anonymous||reply 198||04/10/2013|
I always used the term "mangina" to describe my sweet-spot.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||04/10/2013|
The Mangina Monologues. Anyone have any ideas?
|by Anonymous||reply 200||04/10/2013|
Heaven forbid any str8 people find this thread...it'll send us back 50 years!
|by Anonymous||reply 201||04/10/2013|
I just hope someone writes a play called "The Vaguyna Monolgues". It would be a great vehicle for Reichen
|by Anonymous||reply 202||04/10/2013|
R202 Too late! I just read it. You people are sickos and must be stopped!
|by Anonymous||reply 203||04/10/2013|
I meant my comment for R201. I was just so flustered by what I had read.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||04/10/2013|
I AM str8, R201, and I am appalled by this filth. I will pray for each and every one of you in my nightly Park revivals.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||04/10/2013|
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