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Questions Larry King would have asked Pope Francis I

I'll start:

"Where were you on 9/11?"

by Anonymousreply 8103/21/2013

Do you keep in touch with Donald O'Connor?

by Anonymousreply 103/14/2013

Do these suspenders make me look fat?

by Anonymousreply 203/14/2013

Are you familiar with the great American songstress Connie Francis?

by Anonymousreply 303/14/2013

Who did you pick to win the superbowl?

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2013

Are you a belieber?

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2013

You're eight years older than at the last pope election. Coincidence?

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2013

Is that satin satin? I mean, satin, you know?

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2013

Can you heal this? (Lifts shirt.)

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2013

Say something in Polish. My mother had a Pola - Polish friend. She was Jewish. Go on.

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2013

How did little Regan grow up. Okay? I mean, those eyes. You wear glasses.

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2013

So is there a Mrs. Pope you'd like to tell us about?

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2013

What does the I stand for?

(An assistant points out to the OP that there is no "I" after the pope's title, but just allows Larry to ramble.)

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2013

So you're a member of the Catholic Church, is that right?

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2013

Do you like those red shoes? So, where will you live now that you're Pope? Do you like pizza? What did your kids say when you told them you were elected Pope? What is your favorite movie?

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2013

Can I call you Frank?

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2013

Who are you wearing?

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2013

And now a great friend of this program, the legendary Liza Minnelli.

Liza, where were you when you learned the Pope died?


Exactly. I couldn't say it better myself. I was there at Yankee stadium after 7/11 and you sang "The Bells are Ringing for Me and My Pal." Not a dry eye in the house. Did you know Carmelita Pope? Her cooking spray ended up temporarily saving one of my marriages.

"Uh...Larry? Are you OK?"

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2013

One lung, right? Where do you keep it?

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2013

Do you wear jockeys under that?

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2013

About your kingdom. Will the Chinese ever let you back in? Great place, China. You don't look it.

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2013

Messed up and didn't understand the assignment, trying be be clever. I apologize.

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2013

Did you know that in this country, "francis" is another name for butt?

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2013

Will you be visiting the United States? Have you met Donald Trump?

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2013

How did your wife react when she found out you won Pope?

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2013

Don't you think the evil that has been done in the name of the Catholic Church - the molester priests being transferred, the cover up, and all that -- makes the whole religion thing seem a little, oh I don't know, Bronze Age? No. Really.

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2013

So smoking is still allowed in the Vatican?

They say you're from Argentina. Tell me, did you like Madonna as Evita? Haha, that's funny; "Madonna." Do you think that's funny, Fran?

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2013

Congratulations on getting elected Pope! Now after the inaugural,are you going to start thinking about your re-election campaign?

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2013

Do you wear the hat to bed?

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2013

Why haven't you selected a Vice Pope?

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2013

What did you think of American Horror Story? That Jessica Tandy is one hell of an actress!

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013

Kiss my what?

by Anonymousreply 3103/15/2013

Who was the better Evita, Patti Lupone or Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 3203/15/2013

So finally, the top job! They say you're a man of faith. Did faith help a lot as you made your way?

by Anonymousreply 3303/15/2013

If you were magically empowered to give up one sin - that one personal failing that gives you the most trouble, poof! gone forever - what would that one sin be?

by Anonymousreply 3403/15/2013

Does it really take two to tango?

by Anonymousreply 3503/15/2013

So, you're a Jesuit. What's that like? How is it different from being a Christian?

Did you meet the other pope? What did you talk about? Did he give you some advice?

What are you going to do differently ?

Lady Gaga or Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 3603/15/2013

Did Argentina have a Pope when you were growing up?

by Anonymousreply 3703/15/2013

Let's talk about your decision not to campaign for the job. Was it because a lot of early primary states like South Carolina don't like Catholics?

by Anonymousreply 3803/15/2013

Can you see my halo?

by Anonymousreply 3903/15/2013

All those bones. In the altars.


by Anonymousreply 4003/15/2013

What about romance? Will we ever see a Mrs. Pope?

by Anonymousreply 4103/15/2013

Do you secretly sing to yourself when you're on that balcony

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"?

by Anonymousreply 4203/15/2013

So, any plans to declare Honey Boo Boo a Saint? What about Kim Kardashian?

by Anonymousreply 4303/15/2013

Can you say the Hail Mary in Argentine?

Do you carry a gun?

by Anonymousreply 4403/15/2013

You play crisis manager Olivia Pope on Scandal, a part that's been described as a modern antihero. Do you agree with that characterization?

by Anonymousreply 4503/15/2013

What a coincidence! I'm a King, you're a Queen! What are the odds?

by Anonymousreply 4603/15/2013

I'm here with Carole Pope ... so was Dusty Springfield good in the sack?

by Anonymousreply 4703/15/2013

Did you see [italic]Argo[/italic]?

Did the Academy snub Matt Damon by not nominating him for Best Director?

What did you think of Frances McDormand as the pregnant sherriff?

by Anonymousreply 4803/15/2013

Who farted, Your Holiness, you or me?

by Anonymousreply 4903/15/2013

What do you think about the God Particle?

Did you ever imagine he was so small?

by Anonymousreply 5003/15/2013

Now, you'll rise in time for Easter, right? And bring the eggs?

by Anonymousreply 5103/15/2013

Don't ya ever wanna, y'know, grab a nun and... perform acts?

by Anonymousreply 5203/15/2013

Are you more Mary, or more Rhoda?

by Anonymousreply 5303/15/2013

About these allegations that you supported military junta in Argentina... what do you think about Joy Behar leaving The View and who should replace her?

by Anonymousreply 5403/15/2013

Francis, do you shower alone?

by Anonymousreply 5503/15/2013

Did you know your first pope was Jewish? Have there been any other Jewish popes?

by Anonymousreply 5603/15/2013

Who died and made you pope?

by Anonymousreply 5703/15/2013

Do you ever, you know, reach down there and take care of business?

by Anonymousreply 5803/15/2013

W&W for R42.

by Anonymousreply 5903/15/2013

Did you know Carmelita Pope? Wonderful gal.

by Anonymousreply 6003/15/2013

You do know,Popey that white is not your color,right, be a dear and make a note of it.

by Anonymousreply 6103/15/2013

People tell me you're infallible. So who looks good in the third at Santa Anita?

by Anonymousreply 6203/15/2013

Do you sleep in the nude?

by Anonymousreply 6303/15/2013

Do you drink green beer on St. paddy's?

by Anonymousreply 6403/17/2013

Are you related to Connie Francis?

by Anonymousreply 6503/17/2013

A lot of religious leaders in this country...and I'm being serious for the moment...a lot of religious figures in this country have been caught up in scandals and...well, we've got Tammy Faye Baker coming out a little later...we don't? she won't be here tonight but our thoughts are with her family...but Debbie Reynolds is up next to talk about her experiences defrocking a priest at the end of World War II so please stay tuned.

by Anonymousreply 6603/17/2013

Being 76, you realize you won't be Pope for a long time, right?

by Anonymousreply 6703/17/2013

Should I sell my stock in Prada?

by Anonymousreply 6803/17/2013

Have you ever seen Joey Heatherton perform live? She's fantastic. Have you ever molested a boy named, Joey?

by Anonymousreply 6903/17/2013

Can you give my very friend Angie Dickinson an annulment?

by Anonymousreply 7003/17/2013

I like that you chose Francis. Knew a Francis once...a talking mule he was.

by Anonymousreply 7103/17/2013

You must be very secure in your sexuality to give yourself a girl's name. I think that's great. Do the other Popes tease you?

by Anonymousreply 7203/17/2013

Who do you want to play you in the movie? Max von Sydow? Richard Chamberlain?

by Anonymousreply 7303/17/2013

I understand a cardinal can't vote for himself for pope. Who did you vote for? Did you vote for the black guy?

by Anonymousreply 7403/17/2013

How do you reconcile your opposition to homosexuality when you come from a country famous for putting beef in a can?

by Anonymousreply 7503/19/2013

Francis is a girl's name. What's up with that?

by Anonymousreply 7603/19/2013

Were you friends with Tammy Faye?

by Anonymousreply 7703/19/2013

So Frances, our first caller, a Ms Susan Sugarquaker from Atlanta, wants to know if you are the one well known as the patron saint for homosexuals, Frances of a sissy?

by Anonymousreply 7803/19/2013

Would a pope use soap on a rope?

by Anonymousreply 7903/19/2013

W&W for R78.

by Anonymousreply 8003/21/2013

Special effects in movies are incredible now. Do you ever feel your church needs some new miracles to keep up?

by Anonymousreply 8103/21/2013
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