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Being able to smell your genitals while fully clothed

I have no idea why but I've been able to smell my genitals fully clothed all week. Should I be concerned?

by Anonymousreply 5203/15/2013

Are you male or female?

by Anonymousreply 103/14/2013

You must be a woman, OP, right?

by Anonymousreply 203/14/2013

R1, I'm a female.

by Anonymousreply 303/14/2013

Have you been eating tuna?

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2013

Darlin' have you heard of douches?

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2013

Bring 'em by my office so I can have a sniff. I'll let ya know.

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2013

[quote]I've been able to smell my genitals fully clothed all week

Your genitals are fully clothed? What are they wearing?

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2013

Where is Cheryl?

We need you, NOW!

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2013

OP, is your name Cheryl?

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2013

Where the hell is Cheryl when you really need her?

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2013

Try showering or bathing 2-3 times per day, and then spritzing some cologne around the area.

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2013

R7 I'm wearing pants and a shirt.

r11, I tried to rub aveeno cream on it but I can still smell it.

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2013

Try a stink bomb.

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2013

This calls for a pussyectomy.

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2013

Actually, you probably do need to see a doctor - there must be some sort of infection causing the odor.

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2013

The "infection" is in the troll's brain.

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2013

OP=Master baiter.

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2013

You have cockrot.

It's going to fall off in a few days.

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2013

Don't women only have one genital?

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2013

I myself cannot.

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2013

So this isn't you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2013

This is what DL is coming to...

not funny, not at all.

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2013

So here I am bitches, in all my glory.

Being able to smell your womyn scent through your clothes is perfectly normal.

Don't let these silly queens tell you otherwise.

And editor, red tags for everyone!

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2013

Dudes can smell the fresh sweet cum in my nuts through my clothing, they hunt it down.

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2013

Just smoke copious amounts of weed, silly. You'll be fine.

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2013

[quote] Your genitals are fully clothed? What are they wearing?

Beef curtains, of course. The thermal kind.

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2013

R25, that's okay, that's not necessarily offensive.

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2013

I hear that stuffing poison ivy in your panties alleviates most vaginal smells.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2013

And R25, another point:

Isn't it hypocrisy of the first order that "Scent of a Woman" starring Al Pacino can be approved for release publicly in the US, with that title, but a similar film would clearly be banned if it was, "Scent of a Man"?

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013

BV, get it fixed girl. Not pretty, nice, or pleasant.

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2013

Do you bathe daily? If so, and you have that strong an odor, you may have an infection/ See a doc.

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2013

Try soap and water and baby wipes,

you smelly cunt you

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2013

"Don't women only have one genital?"

What do you think that might be, gay boy?

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2013

I've quit smelling my genitals while fully clothed. It was a chronic habit of mine for a few weeks, but I developed zipper burn on my nose and everyone thought I had skin cancer, although they were impressed I could still get my nose in my fly.

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2013

People like OP make me a fan of eugenics.

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2013

I wish I could smell my own genitals while clothed, but I can't bend over that far.

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2013

Yeast infections, as well as the anti-fungal creams used to treat them, smell awful.

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2013

Okay, this thread is making my eyes water, I'm swooning, and I am about to be sick!


by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2013

Webmaster please delete this thread.

I'm gonna be sick

by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2013

I am disgusted people are asking me to weigh, as if I knew anything about this.

I will have you know I smell like flowers!

by Anonymousreply 4103/14/2013

OP? Yes, I imagine your mangina, ass-pussy, mussy, etc. DOES smell pretty bad.

Maybe you should get a sex change.

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2013

This is a very believable post, OP.

If I was a woman with a gynecological problem, DL would be my first port of call as well.

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2013

Funny boy, r43.

by Anonymousreply 4403/14/2013

OP, with all the money from the MDNA tour couldn't you have paid for professional advice?

by Anonymousreply 4503/14/2013

Perhaps it's the clothes. Did you buy them at Kyle's new store?

by Anonymousreply 4703/14/2013

R13 and R18 are tied for the WIN!

i had a great chuckle for like 15 seconds!

by Anonymousreply 4803/14/2013

OP i think that odor you smell is the cheese that is fermenting in your cooch!!!

by Anonymousreply 4903/14/2013

Hey thanks R49. Must be Guy Ritchie's foreskin rotting up there.

by Anonymousreply 5003/14/2013

Since we can't lick our elbows, why is it so important to sniff our genital. It all seem so self possessed.

by Anonymousreply 5103/15/2013

I can smell your cunt!

by Anonymousreply 5203/15/2013
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