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Applebee's 2 for $20 - Can't Wait!!!

It's become a Thursday night tradition to go to Applebee's for their 2 for $20 deal. 2 apps, 2 entrays, 2 much flavor, 2 much fun! And with 20 new dishes under 500 calories, it makes me feel less guilty about eating both meals. Yummers!

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 8105/19/2013

I really hope this is a parody post.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 103/14/2013

I hope OP accepts my hand in marriage for this post and we can split a 4 for $40 4eva. (Kids eat free!)

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 203/14/2013

Oh great -- in addition to the Stormfront, GOP, Libertarian, and Microsoft shills [among others], now we have an Applebees shill!?

Sonavabeech!

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 303/14/2013

Couldn't they at least *try* to sound like a person rather than a spambot?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 403/14/2013

Yes, but, are you able to keep them down?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 503/14/2013

Parody thread?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 603/14/2013

I once saw a rat ran by while waiting to be served at an applebees in Buffalo

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 703/14/2013

I understand. Unemployed ad guys have to work their magic somewhere. Not to worry OP, the GOP will be needing your finely-tuned skills very soon.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 803/14/2013

I ate there once and a dish that sounded so good was terrible. My wife picked a fight with the waiter because he asked us if we wanted chips. She said yes and was pissed when they charged us for them. I tried to explain to her that if the chips were free, they would have just brought them to the table.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1003/14/2013

horrid

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1103/14/2013

I side with your wife, R10. You're a doof. What are you, a man or something?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1203/14/2013

Perfectly Dreadful.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1303/14/2013

Or you could simply give the $20 to some poor person and save yourself a thousand calories.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1403/14/2013

Cockroaches at the Applebee's in San Jose, CA. Never been back.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1603/14/2013

Applebees best yummy chicken niblets . My best friend makes 25 dollars an hour working from home, please call me at your convienience.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1703/14/2013

I always liked that it was the restaurant of choice in Dillon, TX on Friday Night Lights. Didn't Julie end up working there?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1803/14/2013

Is the OP a great big fat person?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 1903/14/2013

R15 is the Microsoft shill .

Be aware though that this troll is a computer swapper.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2003/14/2013

To the pearl cluthchers at R7 and R16: You honestly think rats and roaches are limited to chain restaurants?

If you only knew what went on in the kitchens of even the finest restaurants, you'd never eat out again.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2103/14/2013

Do they have Chicken Spaghetti?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2203/14/2013

Why can't rentboys have "2 for" specials?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2303/14/2013

Indeed, R23. Indeed.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2403/14/2013

I had a date take me to Applebee's for their 2 for $20 dinner deal. Not only was I highly insulted, but my pussy stink started that every evening. Never been the same since.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2503/14/2013

Please R12. The waiter was obviously asking if they'd like an appetizer of chips. If they were free they would have been brought without asking as he said. And where outside of texmex places do you see free chips and salsa?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2603/14/2013

Well aren't you special, r16.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2703/14/2013

[quote] Applebee's for their 2 for $20 deal. 2 apps, 2 entrays, 2 much flavor, 2 much fun!

entray?

It isn't entray. It's entrails

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2803/14/2013

That's offal, r28!

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 2903/14/2013

OP meant "entree," presumably.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3003/14/2013

My 70 year old mother eats there frequently. I have never had a good meal there myself.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3103/15/2013

R28 and R29 make a good comedy team.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3203/15/2013

28 and 29 - I love youse guys.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3303/15/2013

I'd rather eat at Applebees than watch those two perform.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3403/15/2013

I have no Applebees near me! Boo Hoo! Red Robin is the closest I can manage.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3503/15/2013

R35 No Chili's?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3603/15/2013

No R36 -- there is Bucco di Beppo or Outback I suppose.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3703/15/2013

Adriana Velez should go there and breastfeed. You and your girlfriend can pay $10 per breast.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3803/15/2013

Who the fuck is Adriana Velez?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 3903/16/2013

R39 This is her blog:

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4003/16/2013

The Olive Garden has a 2 for $25. WTF? Why are they so expensive?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4103/17/2013

All the additives, all the preservatives, all of the sodium

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4203/17/2013

Yum YUM! I had some tonight.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4304/27/2013

Gay Applebee's employee brutally beaten, asked not to return by manager because of negative PR

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4404/27/2013

Applesbee's is the lowest level of dining

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4504/27/2013

[quote]And where outside of texmex places do you see free chips and salsa?

Do you refer to all Mexican restaurants as "texmex"?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4604/27/2013

I ate at an Applebee's once - I had no idea it was so awful.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4704/27/2013

I did once too, while driving thru Ohio, it was dreadful, but not as dreadful as Denny's, they are vile.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4804/27/2013

We used to go once in a while, mostly just for hamburgers, but the last few times weren't so good. Our local restaurant recently redecorated...unfortunately, the neon and the red awnings didn't help the food taste any better.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 4904/27/2013

People are wondering if this is a parody? Apparently irony-deficiencies are contagious.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5004/27/2013

Do you think the wait staff would laugh at me if I ordered two meals for just myself? I do eat a lot.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5104/27/2013

It's only one appetizer on that special, not two.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5204/27/2013

Plain chips are not an appetizer, and are free. Unless they have other ingredients on them. I still side with the wife.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5304/27/2013

Isn't eating at Applebee's the same as paying someone to heat up your TV dinner?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5404/27/2013

More Facebook comments:

Love your food but if you advertise 99 cent margaritas, the bartender shouldn't be mad when I order one.

I truly enjoy the boneless chicken wings & oriental chicken salad, LOVE the dressing! Unfortunately most of the other options are cream based & doesn't agree with lactose intolerance. :(

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5504/27/2013

Their social media team seem to have a good sense of humour about the Bronies who troll their page.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5604/27/2013

What are Bronies? Examples of their trolling?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5704/27/2013

I never eat there any more, but at my old company, people would like to go there for lunch sometimes (it was close by). It's possible to order non-disgusting food there. But only just.

I had an issue where every time I found something non-disgusting on the menu to order for these outings, they'd discontinue it shortly thereafter. Very annoying.

Finally there was nothing left, and I just refused to go back.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5804/27/2013

"entrays"? Oh my fucking dear!

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 5904/27/2013

I actually went last night after not having been in several years.

The food has greatly improved. I had the tomato basil soup and the fiesta chopped chicken salad along with a mucho strawberry 'rita. Not bad for $20.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6004/27/2013

Example of Brony post:

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6104/27/2013

Complaint from a celiac!

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6204/27/2013

I don't understand the celiac's complaint. The chef made a mistake and the waitress took care of it. Why take a picture and complain again on Facebook to corporate? It's not like they could do anything after the fact.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6304/27/2013

[quote]The food has greatly improved. I had the tomato basil soup and the fiesta chopped chicken salad along with a mucho strawberry 'rita. Not bad for $20.

But you could have gotten TWO entrays for $20. You got jipped.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6404/27/2013

[quote]You got jipped.

Oh dear. On a couple of levels.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6504/27/2013

But you can get a FULL YEAR of unlimited access to DATALOUNGE for less than Applebee's deal. And NO TIPPING for bad service is necessary.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6604/27/2013

Has you tried their new pizza? It's part of the 2 for 20 deal!

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 6705/17/2013

[quote] 2 apps, 2 entrays

I don't know about your Applebee's but at mine it's one shared appetizer and two entrees. I had the shrimp and steak - it wasn't bad for the price when no other options exist.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7005/19/2013

"Where exactly do you stuck-up queens go out to eat?"

They don't. After paying rent on their 5th floor walkup studio in a chic Manhattan neighborhood (shared with 4 other people) and making minimum payments on their Visa card balances of 25K, they're broke. And hungry. And insanely jealous of anybody who has money to buy food or eat in restaurants.

Such is the the plight of DL's shop bottoms.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7105/19/2013

R71. So, that's why the Manhattan queens look like anorexic, meth addicted cancer patients! Why are people, not just in NYC, so drawn to living where they cannot afford anything but their address.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7205/19/2013

You don't know what you're talking about, I ate at Le Bernardin friday night.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7305/19/2013

R73: Busboys eating left overs from diners' plates really isn't considered "eating out."

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7405/19/2013

Wallsé

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Aureole

Ariba Ariba

Shun Lee

Gramercy Tavern

Craftsteak

Balthazar

Trestle On Tenth

Picholine

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7505/19/2013

Somebody has watched too much SATC

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7605/19/2013

Speaking of SATC, SJP sat at a table next to my party, at Gramercy Tavern one evening.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7705/19/2013

[quote]Speaking of SATC, SJP sat at a table next to my party, at Gramercy Tavern one evening.

I'm sorry. Did she bring her own food sack or did the restaurant provide one. How does she sit down in those diapers that keep them from shitting on the street?

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7805/19/2013

I wonder if Applebee's needs an extra microwave when they run this promotion to handle all the extra business.

You know, because everything the make is cooked in a microwave.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 7905/19/2013

That's simply not true, R79! They also use boil-in-bags!

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 8005/19/2013

I know someone who ate at Applebees and then they died.

by Applebee's, get in mah tummy!reply 8105/19/2013
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