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Pope is the FIRST Francis, FIRST Jesuit, FIRST from Latin America, FIRST...

Non-European Pope in 1000 years. FIRST Pope to take the reigns while another pope is alive in over 600 years.

Elected on 3/13/13 at 7:06 (7+6=13) 7:06 was the local time at the Vatican btw..

He's 76 years old (7+6=13)

He's the 265th successor (2+5+6=13)

In taking the name Francis, he drew connections to the 13th century St. Francis of Assisi, whose middle name is Peter, btw...Peter the Roman, Petrus Romanus

a quatrain by Nostradamus regarding the 112th ?? Pope being the last pope, and that he would be called 'The Black Pope' This new pope could certainly be called 'The Black Pope' Since he is a Jesuit.

ALSO, Barack Obama for the first time as US president is visiting Israel this month. He will be arriving in Jerusalem six days before the passover just as Jesus arrived in Jerusalem six days before the passover. Jesus arrived on a donkey and the symbol for Obama's political party just happens to be a donkey.

by Anonymousreply 7203/19/2013

And your point is...?

by Anonymousreply 103/13/2013

OMG... I woke up and looked at the clock this morning at 6:07 (6+0+7=13). I didn't make the connection till now, OP. Thank you!

Obviously this means I will have som

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 303/13/2013

And his phone number is 666-666-1313.

by Anonymousreply 403/13/2013

What the fuck do we do now OP???????

by Anonymousreply 503/13/2013

Thanks for your analysis, Rainman.

by Anonymousreply 603/13/2013

is all that mumbo jumbo supposed to mean something?

by Anonymousreply 703/13/2013

Who knew Dan Brown posted on the DL?

by Anonymousreply 803/13/2013

And I'm sitting here eating my 13th macaroon.

Okay NOW I really am scared.

by Anonymousreply 903/13/2013

And I'm sitting here with 13 inches in my hand.

by Anonymousreply 1003/13/2013

FIRST Pope with one lung

by Anonymousreply 1103/13/2013

This is scarey, OP! You're FREAKING ME OUT!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1203/13/2013

"And I'm sitting here with 13 inches in my hand."

Francis, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 1303/13/2013

Sadly, he's not the first pope to have been a collusionist to mass genocide.

That's just his hobby on weekends.

by Anonymousreply 1403/13/2013

and F-R-A-N-C-I-S has seven letters . . . just like L-I-N-C-O-L-N!

by Anonymousreply 1503/13/2013

[quote]And your point is...?

Exactly. Who gives a shit? All this religion shit is outdated and all these assholes are anti-gay, so why act like this is something special?

by Anonymousreply 1603/13/2013

He took his name from the co-founder of the Society of Jesus (Jesuits), St. Francis XAVIER, not St. Francis of Assisi.

by Anonymousreply 1703/13/2013

First Pope to be directly linked to the disappeared in Argentina's Dirty War.

How the number 13 fits I don't know. Maybe he directly ordered 13 'disappearances'. Nothing would surprise me after the Nazi.

by Anonymousreply 1803/13/2013

No, r17

[quote]The new pope took the name Francis in honor of St. Francis of Assisi because he is a lover of the poor, Vatican spokesman the Rev. Tom Rosica told CNN.

by Anonymousreply 1903/13/2013

Nostradamus didn't write the papal prophecies.

by Anonymousreply 2003/13/2013

Has anyone speculated, here or elsewhere, if his holiness likes me, me, me??

by Anonymousreply 2103/13/2013

OP, I skim things too quickly; I first thought you said:

Obama will be riding into Jerusalem on a donkey,


Obama is a donkey


The Pope will be riding Obama into Jerusalem

by Anonymousreply 2203/13/2013

I think a younger man that could have been around for another 20 years or more wouldn't have been a bad idea but, nevertheless we have the 76 yr old Pope Francis and he will be with for as long as the Lord chooses.

by Anonymousreply 2303/13/2013

[quotes]he will be with for as long as the Lord chooses

or until he gets tired

by Anonymousreply 2403/13/2013

Hold me, David.

by Anonymousreply 2503/13/2013

[quote]FIRST Pope to take the reigns

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2603/13/2013

Correction: he is from Latin America but he is not non-European.

He is Italian - of European descent, not Hispanic.

by Anonymousreply 2703/13/2013

WTF? Spanish people ARE of European descent.

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2013

his parents were both Italian immigrants from Italy fleeing Mussolini before ww2.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2013

the time was 19:06...

(Italy runs on military time.)

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013

It could be that we have a "last pope" not because the world will end but that we'll finally realise organized religion is a load of shit.

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2013

Correct, r20. It was Nosferatu.

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2013

The new pope brings my new love, Italian correspondent Claudio Lavanga. Maybe a bit chubby and older, but oh so beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2013

Francine the Argentina.

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2013

You screwed it up, R34!!!

It's Francine the Argentine!

Anywho, op... when Reagan was elected, they said he was the devil because his name was Ronald Wilson Reagan, and each name had six letters, gasp! 666!!!

Well he's dead now, and the world moved on.

Lesson learned.

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2013

Coud someone please explain to me WHY R25 keeps going from thread to thread posting that?

I know it's from an old TV show, but is it supposed to be funny? How does it relate to every thread R25 is posting it in?

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2013

"Francis is a beautiful blue-eyed brunette, who stands five feet eight inches and weighs a stunning 165 pounds.

(*promenades, turns, back to audience, looks at judges over one shoulder*)

At 76, he's a perfect 39-36-39 ...and he's a Sagittarius!"

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2013

R36, it's something to say when you're frightened, or mock frightened, with a dash of the melodramatic and a touch of the absurd.

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2013



You would have fit right in, at Miss America 1959.

by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2013

R37 A zodiac troll? We're doing numerology which is almost as wacky as astrology BUT far more fun.All these unlucky thirteens and firsts are very inauspicious signs for Pope Francesco.

by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2013

[quote]the time was 19:06...(Italy runs on military time.)

And 19 - 6 = 13. OMG!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4103/14/2013

Odds are that he's also the first pope with only one lung.

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2013

R41 Wow! What does it all mean. I told you that numerology is more fun than the silly zodiac.....

One lung is also significant, I don't know what it means but it means something.

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2013

[quote]Correct, [R20]. It was Nosferatu.

No, r32, it was Nefertiti.

by Anonymousreply 4403/14/2013

R43, isn't it obvious? Along with his two kidneys, his one lung forms a trinity.

by Anonymousreply 4503/14/2013

Also, Sagittarius is in the night sky which is BLACK, and now he's the vicar of St. PETER, so we have a black pope named Peter and, thus, the last pope!

by Anonymousreply 4603/14/2013

Meanwhile, Kennedy's secratary, whose name was Lincoln, advised him not to go to Dallas...

by Anonymousreply 4703/14/2013

[quote] A zodiac troll?

No. Just making fun of the numerical stat spewing, reminiscent of sports commentary and/or old-time beauty pageants. And since there's nothing sportsmanlike yet plenty of pageantry about popeship, I thought ... you know what, never mind!

Enjoy your numerology and whatever.

by Anonymousreply 4803/14/2013

To me he's just another run of the mill RC misogynist and homophome (bigot.) I don't give a rats ass if he is "modest" as opposed to a grand queen like the one before him.

by Anonymousreply 4903/14/2013

Oh my God! His first full day as pope is 3.14, which is Pi, and his father is an eyetalian pisano!

by Anonymousreply 5003/14/2013

Is The Ides of March a bad thing? I'm getting worried now.

by Anonymousreply 5103/14/2013

Ok, that's pretty good OP.

by Anonymousreply 5203/14/2013

St Francis of Assisi loved animals. He felt a special relationship with birds and it was claimed he could communicate with them.

Those watching tv yesterday waiting for the smoke, most certainly noticed the two sea gulls who roosted on top of the special smoke chimney waiting along with the world to hear that Pope Francis was the new Pope.

by Anonymousreply 5303/14/2013

R53 The hosts of the Today Show also mentioned that St. Francis of Assisi is often pictured with seagulls.

by Anonymousreply 5403/14/2013

R248 Actually I was being sarcastic/ironic. I referred to zodiac and numerology as wacky(numerology is almost as wacky)...numerology is more fun though!

R50 you mean Italian paesano. BTW both of his parents were from Northern Italy not just his dad.

by Anonymousreply 5503/14/2013

[quote]special smoke chimney


by Anonymousreply 5603/14/2013

I think Francine may have a foot fetish....

by Anonymousreply 5703/14/2013

Argentineans ARE Europeans -- just ask them!

by Anonymousreply 5803/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 5903/14/2013

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy, and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln!

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by Anonymousreply 6103/14/2013

R59 R61 Get in line, honey.

by Anonymousreply 6203/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 6303/14/2013

Get some sleep, hon.

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by Anonymousreply 6603/14/2013

I just had to post something. Leaving this thread with '66' posts would be too creepy.

by Anonymousreply 6703/18/2013

You're an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 6803/18/2013

Long live our new Holy Father!

by Anonymousreply 6903/19/2013

Not even a Pope in a dress who says he hates fags is as big a misogynist as you fags.

by Anonymousreply 7003/19/2013

And with all of these firsts, he's still a white ethnic Italian male of Italian immigrant parentage and, by virtue of that, also an Italian citizen.

Congratulations, RC, you've really done something highly inclusive, novel and egalitarian!

by Anonymousreply 7103/19/2013

Pope Francis rocks!!

by Anonymousreply 7203/19/2013
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