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My surprising morning hookup

So, I stopped at the deli on my way to work in Westchester to get some breakfast. It's a small deli, mostly takeout, but with some counter space in case the patrons want to eat onsite. After waiting for my order to be completed, I heard these three people at the counter chatting while eating. One was an older man, one was a woman. The other person was very handsome guy and very well built. Although he had on a suit, I could make out some nicely defined pecs and arms. Our eyes locked for a moment. As he was taking part in the conversation, his eyes kept glancing my way, and I wasn't too shy to return those glances. As I continued to wait for my order, they got up and left. The hunky guy smiled and nodded at me as they departed, and I smiled back. I watched them all go to separate cars. The old guy and the chick took off, but the hunk stayed put in the porking lot. Very interesting, I thought.

I paid the cashier, grabbed my order and headed to the parking lot. The hunk was still sitting in his car, and as luck would have it, my SUV was right next to his. As I got into my car, he rolled down the window and motioned for me to do the same. He initiated a conversation under the guise of asking for directions to the Sprain Parkway. I suspected what he was up to. He then got a little personal, asking if I work around the area, and I said that yes, I do. At this point, I wasn't how to proceed with all of this. I mean, I knew what he was after, but I wasn't sure how to make my move. After all, this wasn't HK. Pulse was racing. I decided to drive to this dead end a block away, totally deserted except for an old antique shop that doesn't open til noon, hoping the hunk will follow me. He did :)

We parked our cars side by side and both got out. We both smiled at each other. No words were needed. He was more gorgeous in sunlight, if that was possible. We started to kiss and fondle each other's crotches. His bulge was pretty impressive. I lead him to the backseat of my SUV, and that's when things really heated up. The clothes flew off. His cock was a revelation. A good 9 inches and uber-thick. I went to town on him as he rubbed my cock. At that point I noticed a wedding ring, but I didn't give a shit. Just as we both edged, he pulled my mouth off his cock, pulled a condom from the pocket of his suit jacket, tossed me on my back, pulled my ass in the air, spit in my ass to get me all moist/dewy, slid in his manhood, and tore me to shreds.

It was an amazing fuck session, made even hotter by the spontaneity of it. We got dressed and thanked each other for a great time. We didn't even exchange names. That's how it's done, kids.

by Anonymousreply 6103/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 103/13/2013

[quote] but the hunk stayed put in the porking lot.

I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2013

Fabricated Fantasy!

by Anonymousreply 403/13/2013

It gave me a slight boner.

Married guys bring condoms in their suit pockets for biz meetings? Yeah, ok, sweety

by Anonymousreply 503/13/2013

"spit in my ass to get me all moist/dewy"

Charming. I'm always amused by stories where people pry their hole open within 20 minutes of meeting.

by Anonymousreply 603/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 703/13/2013

You are a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 803/13/2013

Why didn't you go back to your place, OP?

Oh wait, Mom and Dad won't let your bring strangers into the house. Can't say I blame them.

by Anonymousreply 903/13/2013

OP clearly was not out or active in his 20's or 30's where variations of this scenario occur almost daily. I had more opportunity than I could manage in those decades. But still it sounds like a hot hookup.

by Anonymousreply 1003/13/2013

Porking lot?

Your Freudian slip is showing.

by Anonymousreply 1103/13/2013

He spit IN your ass? Was he rimming you? Or is your ass especially cavernous and he has really good aim?

What's truly amazing is all it took was one loogie to lube your entire anus enough to accommodate his 9" (of course) cock. No fingering, no loosening up, no additional lube, just HAAAACK, ptooh, wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

R-i-i-i-i-ght...I'm so sure.

by Anonymousreply 1203/13/2013

Sounds like he's going to the toilet on you!

by Anonymousreply 1403/13/2013

...And then I work

by Anonymousreply 1803/13/2013

Gee, if only R17 had a more normal outlet for his pent up sexual energy, like having sex with a normal human being, instead of living vicariously through posters on an on-line forum.

by Anonymousreply 1903/13/2013

R15/R17, why are you so invested in this scenario being true? Are you the OP, or is your life really that sad?

by Anonymousreply 2003/13/2013

What does this have to do with Lee Radziwell or Bradley Cooper?

by Anonymousreply 2103/13/2013

Reads like an old porn story in Men (now defunct.)

by Anonymousreply 2203/13/2013

Calm down, R15. It sounds like an elaborate fantasy. A lovely one. And the nine incher gives it away as fiction, no matter what anyone has decreed. Just saying that it would be nice to see as many 9 inchers in real life as there are in fantasyland.

by Anonymousreply 2303/13/2013

Nice job, OP. Will you be putting this on your blog?

by Anonymousreply 2403/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 2503/13/2013

"but the hunk stayed put in the porking lot"

Did this happen by the river in Shanghai, China?

Oh, dear. (rolling my eyeballs violently)

by Anonymousreply 2703/13/2013

What is HK?

I'd like to believe that this story is true, but it just seemed to elaborately fantastical, especially the "one spit take" to lube up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 2803/13/2013

How do you know he was 9 inch? Did you bring a ruler? tape measure? or it was just your estimate?

by Anonymousreply 2903/13/2013

Hell's Kitchen, R28.

by Anonymousreply 3003/13/2013

HK=Hell's Kitchen.

I'm sorry some of you question this. I just wanted to share it with you. Yes, he was very well endowed. As I sucked him and he began stroking me, I started fingering myself to stretch my hole so that I could all of him in me. I plowed my hole with a rather "generously sized" dildo ten hours before this, before heading to bed, so my hole was pre-stretched and ready.

by Anonymousreply 3103/13/2013

Not convincing, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3203/13/2013

"under the guise of asking for directions to the Sprain Parkway."

No one calls it Sprain Parkway. It's 'the Sprain' or 'the Sprain Brook.'

You've never been to Westchester.

by Anonymousreply 3303/13/2013

r33, dear, I work in Westchester. Mt. Kisco to be exact.

by Anonymousreply 3403/13/2013

OP, first, thanks for the story.

I start worrying about your health. If your hole was stretched by a dildo 10 hours ago:

1. that dildo size had to be enormous

2. you are losing muscle elasticity down there for it to remain loose for 10 hours to accommodate another very large penis

Your sphincter will return to normal in no more than 4 - 5 hours. For most people, it returns to normal in a couple of hours at most.

by Anonymousreply 3503/13/2013

Yes, r35, the dildo was pretty thick. I'm a self-admitted size queen, though girth is more vital to me than length. So I felt pretty loose back there to begin with. Fingering myself as I sucked him loosened my some more. Plus, I'm pretty much a pro at maneuvering my top into a position to minimize pain and maximize satisfaction.

by Anonymousreply 3603/13/2013

No way in hell do you hook up with a hot, built married guy with a thick 9 incher and not exchange contact info.

by Anonymousreply 3703/13/2013

Goodness, I hope you douched beforehand. Otherwise, this is just nasty.

by Anonymousreply 3803/13/2013

Hot story. Which celebrity did he look like?

by Anonymousreply 3903/13/2013

I porked in the porking lot of Hunters Palm Springs. Fortunately I'd blacked out (see other thread). Unfortunately witnesses described the event to me in vivid detail.

by Anonymousreply 4003/13/2013

r40 I remember that story . . . from the blackout thread before the current one, or maybe even the one before that. Vivid.

by Anonymousreply 4103/13/2013

The only reason this thread was started was to put the word "porking" in it, in the hopes that it would turn into a little meme here.

Sigh. These elaborate "typo" scenarios are getting tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 4203/13/2013

a wedding ring in NY doesn't always mean "straight" anymore.

by Anonymousreply 4403/13/2013

[quote]At that point I noticed a wedding ring, but I didn't give a shit.

by Anonymousreply 4603/13/2013

R43 , no teens thanks, what are you a priest?

Men for me.

by Anonymousreply 4703/13/2013

18 and 19 year olds are both teens [italic] and [/italic] men.

by Anonymousreply 4803/13/2013

i stuck a flute in my pussy.

by Anonymousreply 4903/13/2013

You should write. More.

by Anonymousreply 5103/13/2013

It's amazing in these stories how the bottom is always clean. Yeah, right. I bet your ass was a hot mess, dripping with droppings of corn chowder.

by Anonymousreply 5203/13/2013

So it's official then, OP is a confirmed whore who rides 10" dildos by night and picks up strangers to fuck in public?

by Anonymousreply 5303/13/2013

Shut up Noodles.

by Anonymousreply 5403/13/2013

Noodles had some great tales.

by Anonymousreply 5503/14/2013

The guy was looking for the Sprain Parkway and ended up with the Holland Tunnel

by Anonymousreply 5603/14/2013

I love this sentence:

[quote] It's a small deli, mostly takeout, but with some counter space in case the patrons want to eat onsite.

Only a queen would go into that much detail. Not only do we now know that the deli had counter space, but we know why it was there! Not particularly integral to this little story, but nevertheless somewhat mildly interesting.

by Anonymousreply 5703/14/2013

[quote]We used to have fun with these tales. In this particular thread, at this particular moment, I'm invested in calling out the Debbie Downers who go out of their way to piss on anything in ANY thread that doesn't include them. If they're stupid enough to make a ES accusation, forbidden by webbie, I'm happy to highlight that.

If you miss the fun of the old threads, why are you littering this one with whiny, blithering posts and school marmish threats of tattling to webmaster?

This is your idea of fun?


[quote]the Debbie Downers who go out of their way to piss on anything in ANY thread that doesn't include them.

WTF does that even mean? You think people are reacting to this thread because it "doesn't include them"?

by Anonymousreply 5803/15/2013

You go girl.

by Anonymousreply 5903/15/2013

How resourceful, OP, I ought to go to you for stories.

by Anonymousreply 6003/15/2013

OP, I love your story and I am glad you had awesome sex. I have had a few terrific hook-ups in the past, and now at the age of 48 I wish I had more of them.

by Anonymousreply 6103/15/2013
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