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Best Celebrity Chests, Hairy & Hairless

(of the present. Not 40 years ago, Alteschwulen, so no Robert Conrad).

Hairless: Kellan Lutz

Hairy: Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 3105/12/2013

Hairless: Joe Manganiello Hairy: Hugh Jackman

by Anonymousreply 103/12/2013

Chris Hemsworth owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 203/12/2013

Zac Efron is closing in on best hairy chest, but he'll need a couple more years to be the frontrunner.

by Anonymousreply 303/12/2013

Zac Efron has had such a terribly feminizing nosejob that he will never seem male, even with full back hair.

Joe Manganiello waxes constantly. In reality, he's extremely hairy, like all good Sicilian men.

by Anonymousreply 403/12/2013

Hairless, Dillon Casey.

by Anonymousreply 503/12/2013

Manganiello claims that he is not hairy, despite his Italian/Armenian heritage. Of course he could be lying. But even his beard doesn't seem to ever grow past a certain point on his neck.

Another hairless vote: Daniel Craig

by Anonymousreply 603/12/2013

But he does grow a pretty full facial beard, though, right? It connects to his sideburns, unlike with many Hispanics and most Asians? I find it hard to believe that he has such a full facial beard and doesn't have at least some chest hair...

by Anonymousreply 703/12/2013

Hairy: Penn Badgley

Not Hairy: Sam Trammell

by Anonymousreply 803/12/2013

I have a big full beard (with no gaps) and do not have any chest hair at all.

I came late however. In high school and college I barely needed to shave.

My heritage is Scots-Irish, Irish, English and German.

by Anonymousreply 903/12/2013

Hmm... I guess Manganiello could be hairless then.

by Anonymousreply 1003/12/2013

Patrick Warburton has a deliciously hairy chest.

by Anonymousreply 1103/12/2013

Sam Trammell is hairy.

by Anonymousreply 1203/12/2013

Justin Bieber is far better than anyone else in this thread. Too bad about the tattoos though.

by Anonymousreply 1303/12/2013

And they're both closet cases, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1403/12/2013

Hairless - Rudolph Valentino

Hairy - Cary Grant

by Anonymousreply 1503/12/2013

On what planet is Bieber's chest considered the best???

by Anonymousreply 1603/12/2013

Remember that stop-motion show "Davey and Goliath" R16?

On that planet.

by Anonymousreply 1703/12/2013

R5 Dillon Casey shirtless and pantsless, with John Barrowman on Torchwood

by Anonymousreply 1803/12/2013

R5 Just Dillon Casey and his chest, hairless

by Anonymousreply 1903/12/2013

Mark Ruffalo

by Anonymousreply 2003/12/2013

Hairy - Joel McHale, 2010

Hairless - Joel McHale, 2012

by Anonymousreply 2103/12/2013

Paul Rudd

by Anonymousreply 2203/12/2013

Here ya go, OP -- a website designed for you in mind.

You can thank me later.

by Anonymousreply 2303/13/2013

Oh my God! You queens and your choices are all LIGHTWEIGHTS compared to this man!

by Anonymousreply 2403/13/2013

R23, why would you think I don't know Squarehippies exists?

And why would you even recommend that site with its crappy, low-res images and no nudity?

What the hell is wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 2503/13/2013

I would take Paul Rudd over all the muscle boys around.

by Anonymousreply 2603/13/2013

You still OWE ME, OP.

The good intent was there.

I'll send you some deposit slips.

What's that address, you ungrateful wretch?

by Anonymousreply 2703/13/2013

Ryan Reynolds.

I can't believe this wasn't a more popular thread...

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2013

I agree R28, this is usually the kind of thing everyone has an opinion on.

What happened to DL?

by Anonymousreply 2903/15/2013

Quite frankly, I think DLers are still appalled at OP's callous rudeness to r23 when this poster tried to be nice and provide a link for OP.

Not only did OP claim to already be aware of the Square Hippies site, suggesting an implied unworthiness, but he also denigrated the quality of the photos found on the link.

It would be like giving someone a wrapped present and having the giftee say to you as they threw it back in your face, "I didn't want that, I already have one, and besides, the present wrapped badly too!"

OP is definitely NOT a nice person.

I think the lack of traffic is because most would-be posters get their fill from visiting Square Hippies, so why go to the trouble of humoring OP by providing him other links?

I think other pesters are tacitly saying, "Yeah, fuck you, OP, you ungrateful wretch!"

by Anonymousreply 3003/15/2013

Quit your bitching. Not everyone loves your gift, get over it.

by Anonymousreply 3105/12/2013
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