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Adam Levine here, braying.

I'll bray and bray and bray and you fools will lap it up, again and again and again.

I bray all the way to the bank.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8910/26/2014

I don't braaAAY!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 103/12/2013

cuz you're hung like a donkey!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 203/12/2013

Basically a computer sings for me. I just have to look thin.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 303/12/2013

Jealousy rears its ugly head.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 403/12/2013

I get a new tattoo with each new song and album I record!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 503/12/2013

He is selling perfume.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 603/12/2013

He is dating a former hooker from Llanview, Pa.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 703/12/2013

It seems like douche would be a more fitting merchandise deal.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 803/12/2013

Sorry Adam...never fucking heard of you before today.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 903/12/2013

he's a cutie

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1003/12/2013

He's got that beard pattern than covers most of his neck.

And it expands with age -- down the neck to the chest, around the back of the neck, down the shoulders, and ending with a dorsal pelt.

Not a good look.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1103/12/2013

My my perfume, and my shitty music that all sounds the same. You can get them both at Walmart.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1203/12/2013

I just can't get out of my mind that he says at home he never wears clothes. He should have just called the scent Adam. Or Fig Leaf.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1303/12/2013

Hope it smells like his sweaty ass hair.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1403/12/2013

How's ol' Adam's dick these days?

You know, his skinny bent dick that sticks out and down and to the left when hard.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1503/12/2013

I was in love with someone who had just that dick, R15. Jewish, too.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1603/12/2013

I wonder how the rest of the members of Maroon 5 like Adam Levine these days?

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1703/12/2013

Show some Levine Love y'all!

I get paid more the more y'all post!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 1803/13/2013

I think he has a lovely voice.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2003/13/2013

Sings better than me!

I was too early for AutoTune, dammit!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2103/13/2013

Oh how I want to smell like Adam Levine!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2203/13/2013

[quote]I'll bray and bray and bray and you fools will lap it up, again and again and again.

Oh, really? I haven't the slightest idea who you are, but if you say so ...

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2303/13/2013

He can bray all he wants in my bed. And I'll check out that sweaty ass hair for myself.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2403/26/2013

He's hot.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2503/26/2013

He looks like a Doonesbury character.

He didn't annoy me until local radio stations started playing his top six songs a few times an hour.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2603/26/2013

God, I remember face fucking him so deep his nose was buried in my musky, untrimmed bush.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2703/27/2013

Be nice! I think he is a very nice boy :)

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2803/27/2013

It has been my experience that Jewish boys have big dicks.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 2903/27/2013

The only perfume of his I'd be interested in would be the smell of his balls and pit sweat.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3103/27/2013

I like him and the persona he's built for himself as the Bono that doesn't take himself so damn seriously, but he is just a personality with a talent for songwriting and singing.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3203/27/2013

He's got practically no ass, which is a big turnoff.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3303/27/2013

I'd do anything to swing on that fucking hot Jewboy's cock and balls!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3403/27/2013

I think his small ass is just fine. I want to part his butt cheeks and see his dark butt hair surrounding his Nirvana. I know it is silky fine hair. Next, give me that nice Jewish boy's cut cock. And his pits are perfect. This is one primo man and I want so badly to make love to him. WOW.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3503/27/2013

Goats enhance the shit he brays.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3603/27/2013

Did he and Justin Bobby really mess around???

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3703/28/2013

Bitches love the bray.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3803/28/2013

OMG r36! hysterical.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 3903/28/2013

R37

"Signs point to yes" says the Magic 8-Ball.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4003/28/2013

Mmm, Jewish cock is usually circumcised. Nice and clean.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4103/28/2013

I would sniff and lick his no no for hours

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4203/28/2013

Is he to Maroon 5 what Beyonce was to Destiny's Child?

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4303/28/2013

Adam goes country!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4403/29/2013

He can bray all he wants in my home. I love this man.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4504/13/2013

Adam was on Leno tonight. Douched it up real good.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4604/13/2013

The only thing I want to lap up is his hot cum.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4704/13/2013

He is horrible. He sounds like a woman

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4804/13/2013

I also want his hot cum, his hairy pits, and his hairy hole to make love to and send him moaning in pleasure. Man this guy is HOT.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 4904/13/2013

Anyone else catch Adam on Leno last evening?

I think that guy has got a very big ... ego.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5004/13/2013

I don't like him.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5104/13/2013

I don't like him either and it drove me crazy that most people faulted Christina for all that Tony Luca drama and said nothing about Adam and the things he instigated to try to get a rise out of her. I want to punch him and delete his cell phone number.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5204/13/2013

I never realized how electronic his voice is until I listened to Daylight. His entire voice in that song is computerized. Also he sounds completely different from song to song.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5304/13/2013

I love and want him.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5404/13/2013

What Tony Duca drama?

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5504/13/2013

Yikes R6. Celebrity perfumes can fuck right off. If I want a fragrance I'll go to the professionals - the big name designers, thanks! Will never get a celebrity one, ever.

At least Justin Timberhole just put his name behind an established quality brand for his fragrance. Victoria Beckham is now a designer brand believe it or not.

Still, you can't blame Adam for seizing the moment with the big Maroon 5 resurgence.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5604/13/2013

Who buys these perfumes? I would be embarrassed to display a celebrity scent in my house when people came over.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5704/13/2013

Has anyone smelled his cologne yet? I know it is very new and was launched at Macy's. I haven't made it over to Macy's yet to see what it smells like.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5804/13/2013

It smells like musk and yoga.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 5904/13/2013

R15, How do you know this?

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6004/13/2013

my fantasy celeb sandwich: Adam and Jake G, and me.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6104/13/2013

She Will Be Loved was autotune city R53. It was actually cited as an example of songs with prominent autotune. Listen to it and you can hear it.

Likewise watch them try to do "Makes Me Wonder" live, it's considerably lower. Finding this out was kinda disappointing as I thought at least he was a good singer in the sense of hitting high notes and having range.

I can't believe someone on here compared Maroon 5 to Hall & Oates in that they were a hit machine and write guilty pleasure catchy pop. Um no, what sacrilege!

M5 only had 2 big hits in the beginning, another with their second album then fell off till the Jagger comeback. H&O not only had a ton of hits in a short time span but were respected as genuine musicians as they started out as a rock act in the early 70s. And Daryl Hall has one of the best voices ever.

H&O are sort of looked upon as cheesy cause of their odd MTV image, but they're taken seriously otherwise and no one contests the quality of the music. M5 haven't a hope in hell of that, especially with the processed McDonalds music they're putting out now.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6204/13/2013

Adam Levine would be a good-looking dude if he didn't have such ugly tats.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6304/16/2013

Adam is the only reason I decided to watch The Voice when the show started. Dark hair and eyes, lean body, he's just so hot.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6404/16/2013

one hell of a handsome man.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6504/16/2013

Bent skinny dick. Hooks left.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6604/16/2013

Just curious R66, how do you know that bit of information? I have yet to read anyone stating he has actually seen Adam's cock. I would give almost anything to see it up close and personal.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6704/17/2013

[quote]Adam Levine would be a good-looking dude if he didn't have such ugly tats.

And if he gained 20 pounds. He has the flattest ass I've ever seen.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6804/17/2013

He is a douche, but he supports his gay brother. Anyone who relies on Autotune should not have such a big ego. This goes for Cher too.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 6904/17/2013

I would be embarrassed to display any scent in my house when people come over, R57. Do you live behind the perfume counter?

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7004/17/2013

I would have no problem displaying Adam's scent in my home. I have my other colognes on my vanity, so why not. Most people are not in my bathroom since they use the guest bath. But if they do, I on't care if they try the colognes....

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7104/17/2013

I love you, R70. I hate gays who live in a perfume factory.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7204/17/2013

You know he would be excellent at blow jobs and rimming with that tongue he likes to stick out and wiggle.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7304/21/2013

If it smells like cologne you betta leave it alone!

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7404/21/2013

He brayed this week on the Voice when it showed him speaking to one of his male singers and said "It is because I am extremely comfortable in my heterosexuality that I can say you are a stud". For God's sake....he spends more time telling everyone how straight he is than a truly secure straight man usually feels the nee to state. The more he says this crap, the more I think people questin his true sexuality. Dating models/celebrities for short periods of time does not necessarily equal hunk a hunk of straight man. If it ever comes out he is gay or bi, he will have much to bray about!!! And this is from someone who finds him incredibly sexy.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7504/24/2013

[quote]Jewish cock is usually circumcised

Otherwise it isn't Jewish cock, goy boy.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7604/24/2013

He sounds like a middle aged woman braying through a computer.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7704/24/2013

I want his Jewish cock badly and his Jewish ass

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7804/24/2013

Adam and Usher did a nice job performing "Superstition" tonight on The Voice.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 7905/06/2013

he is very, very handsome. and a good lefty, very democratic.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8005/06/2013

Adam cannot sing for shit and really doesn't know much about good singing either. He often sends home the wrong people.

Hearing Adam try to sing while he's in rehearsal with his team members is just painful on the ears.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8104/16/2014

R4 no one is jealous of this fraud. He's not talented and not THAT good looking. He just has good people who got him the right gigs.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8210/21/2014

Seriously 82? What songs have you cut lately and what TV shows have you been doing?

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8310/21/2014

R82 doesn't recognize that Adam Levine won the lottery known as life.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8410/21/2014

Frau magnet.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8510/21/2014

R83 with the classic weak reply. I'm not in the entertainment biz, hunty, so I'm not trying to make music or get on tv. My point is there are plenty of much better singers, much better looking guys and ones with just as much personality who should be more successful than Levine. He's a weak singer with slightly above average looks and a good agent.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8610/21/2014

R87 fuck bigot.

Levine is fucking annoying and talentless.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8810/23/2014

I don't braAAY! I don't bray.

by Adam Levine, still braying. reply 8910/26/2014
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