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Was Taran Killam Wearing A Thong In SNL This Past Saturday?

I can't believe they showed this, along with saying 'jerking off.' Killam is too fucking hot for his own good!

by Anonymousreply 5610/12/2013

He fathered a bastard child with that girl from How I Met Your Mother.

by Anonymousreply 103/11/2013

Wow, it doesn't take much to impress you, does it OP?

by Anonymousreply 203/11/2013

He looked better with the mask on.

by Anonymousreply 303/11/2013

I liked Taran Killam ever since his "Call your Girlfriend" spoof of Robyn's one-take dance.

by Anonymousreply 403/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 503/11/2013

It's so nice of you to prefer pasty, fat-faced drab men, leaving the actually handsome ones to others.

by Anonymousreply 603/11/2013


How overweight are you, OP? Tubby, obese or morbidly obese?

by Anonymousreply 703/11/2013

r7, it's none of your business. How much do you weight?

by Anonymousreply 803/11/2013

Taram is moderately funny, but IMO, not hot. Pasty and soft.

by Anonymousreply 903/11/2013

I don't see any reason to make a fuss over Killam.

Even if you like that type, SNL has two better examples: Jason Sudekis (now) and Will Forte (recently). Both hotter and with more talent.

by Anonymousreply 1003/11/2013

Killam is hot and hairy!

by Anonymousreply 1103/11/2013

Wow, R5--THAT made you a fan? That was...just so not even notable.

by Anonymousreply 1203/11/2013

gif -

by Anonymousreply 1303/11/2013

I guess I am not as cool as you, r12. I humbly apologize. Please forgive me. I will try to do better, ma'am.

by Anonymousreply 1403/11/2013

He too talented for that shitfest of a show. He deserves better.

by Anonymousreply 1503/11/2013

Taran used to be hotter but he's really let himself go the past year or so. He's not fat, but he's mushy. I also think Jason Sudeikis and Will Forte are hotter than him, at least now.

by Anonymousreply 1603/11/2013

[quote]Wow, [R5]--THAT made you a fan? That was...just so not even notable.

Are you serious? Taran is hot!

by Anonymousreply 1703/11/2013

[quote]Taran used to be hotter but he's really let himself go the past year or so. He's not fat, but he's mushy. I also think Jason Sudeikis and Will Forte are hotter than him, at least now.

That's because Jason Sudeikis lost weight.

by Anonymousreply 1803/11/2013

He's the homosexter, no?

by Anonymousreply 1903/11/2013

Homosexter? This sounds interesting...

by Anonymousreply 2003/11/2013

I'm with you, OP. Very sexy. Hints of skin like that are often hotter than full-on nudity.

Taran's body may not be perfect but I actually think he looks better this season than previous ones.

by Anonymousreply 2103/11/2013

Taran's not gay - he's got a steady girlfriend. But he does love to get fucked.

by Anonymousreply 2203/12/2013

Taran manages to get me hard during almost every episode of SNL... one of the best ones was when he was "hypnotized" by JGL and humped Keenan's shoulder in his jocks. You can see his beautiful ballsack and taint really clearly and even a hint of hole... fuck yeah!

by Anonymousreply 2303/12/2013

Hot for SNL standards. Decent for average male standards. Butt fucking ugly for gay porn standards (even those are pretty low these days). Hunchback ugly for male model standards.

by Anonymousreply 2403/12/2013

Taran was way hotter when he was on MadTV.

by Anonymousreply 2503/12/2013

I wonder if Taran Killam ever had a bi-curious experience.

by Anonymousreply 2603/12/2013

I think he's fucking adorable and his little horse dance was sexy. Love the bare thigh and ass cheek he was showing also.

How sad and ironic that those going on and on here about how 'fug' he is are obese and or disgusting shut-in, porn addicts.

by Anonymousreply 2703/12/2013

R2 That's exactly what I was thinking.

by Anonymousreply 2803/12/2013

Taran's hung like a peanut. But that big, fluffy, inviting ass -- wow!!

by Anonymousreply 2903/12/2013

Asses referred to as 'fluffy'...

by Anonymousreply 3003/12/2013

I think Taran is hot and talented, and will be the next break-out star of SNL.

by Anonymousreply 3103/12/2013

He's so fat. Soft, flabby, double-chinned, sloppy-assed and floppy-gutted. And balding.

by Anonymousreply 3203/12/2013

I think he is so very HOT!

by Anonymousreply 3303/12/2013

A Taran video that caught the interest of some people. Taran doing "Call Your Girlfriend."

by Anonymousreply 3403/12/2013

I know he had a kid with Cobie Smulders but he must be at least bi. I can't see any straight guy doing that Robyn recreation as good as he did it.

by Anonymousreply 3503/12/2013

I love Taran... I also have no doubt that he's had plenty of guest host cock up his ass - was probably riding the Timberlake by 1am!

by Anonymousreply 3603/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 3703/13/2013

For a straight boy, he sure knows how to ride a cock.

by Anonymousreply 3803/19/2013

JT, yes my ass *is* big and fluffy, but men seem to love it. Men, that is.

by Anonymousreply 3903/21/2013

I get the vibe from Taran that not only would he be down with riding the cock, I don't think he'd care too much who knew.

by Anonymousreply 4003/21/2013

Full of cum, he is!

by Anonymousreply 4103/21/2013

The thought of Taran wearing a tiny thong riding tight up his ass crack while he dances around trying to seduce Justin Timberlake makes my cock happy!

by Anonymousreply 4203/21/2013

It's more believable that Taran and JT would be dancing around Seth Meyers, R42. Two bottoms wouldn't have much to do in bed besides bumping mussies.

by Anonymousreply 4303/21/2013

that would be hot too

by Anonymousreply 4403/21/2013

Seth is a top???

by Anonymousreply 4503/22/2013

[quote]I can't believe they showed this

They went that far and then some two decades ago

by Anonymousreply 4603/22/2013

Hi webbie!

You put blocks and permanent PT on huge chunks of the US and Europe, preventing countless innocent people from posting...

Yet here I am. You will never be rid of me.

You've ruined DL.

Stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4703/22/2013

[quote]Taran's hung like a peanut.

Do peanuts have peanises?

by Anonymousreply 4803/22/2013

Taran doesn't need a big cock, his ass does all the work :)

by Anonymousreply 4903/22/2013

Taran needs to get naked more often.

by Anonymousreply 5003/22/2013

[quote]Taran needs to get naked more often.

Yes. Yes he does.

by Anonymousreply 5103/22/2013

Do you think Adam Levine's shaved skinny 7-inch cock ever fucked Taran's ass? Taran sure looked like he was trolling for an ass-fucking in tonight's SNL re-run with Levine hsoting.

by Anonymousreply 5203/23/2013

You forgot to add Adam Levine's shaved skinny 7-inch cock "that hooks to the left" R52

Only time I find Taran hot is when he plays the spooky amusement park automaton. They way he pop-n-locks shows real muscle control.

by Anonymousreply 5303/23/2013

Actually, I wrote that I sensed Adam has a "skinny, cut dick that hooks downward and to the left when hard."

Thanks for the shout out!

Made my day.

by Anonymousreply 5403/24/2013

Forget the thong, we finally have ass! And it's peachy as hell!

by Anonymousreply 5510/11/2013

Such a fuckable ass, this dude has to at least be bi.

by Anonymousreply 5610/12/2013
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