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Cool Ranch Tacos at Taco Bell

...somehow, they aren't all that. Not nearly as good as the Nacho Cheese ones.

by Anonymousreply 4404/18/2013

My exact thought yesterday, OP. The idea of it was so much better than reality. Cool Ranch Doritos are my favorite chips ever, and Taco Bell is the only fast food I ever indulge in (haven't been in about three years). At least I tried it and got it out of my system.

by Anonymousreply 103/11/2013

junk food slime

by Anonymousreply 203/11/2013

[quote]junk food slime

same as it comes out

by Anonymousreply 303/11/2013

R2 = tedious

by Anonymousreply 403/11/2013

I get the appeal of some fast food, taco bell I really don't get (mainly because cheap taquerias with real and infinitely better tacos are abundant and fast).

And seriously? Doritos on a taco?

by Anonymousreply 503/11/2013

[quote] And seriously? Doritos on a taco?

Not ON a taco. The taco shell is made of Doritos in either Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese flavor.

by Anonymousreply 603/11/2013

[quote]And seriously? Doritos on a taco?

Are you really that oblivious that you've missed over a year's worth of hype about these things? Seriously?

Because no.

by Anonymousreply 703/11/2013

The Dorito shell taco seems like their "shock value" menu item that's meant to generate hype by displaying just how downright piggish they can make their food, much like KFC's infamous Double Down.

by Anonymousreply 803/11/2013

"The taco shell is made of Doritos in either Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese flavor."

No. Just no.

I hope I never have the misfortune of meeting any of you TB "connoisseurs."

by Anonymousreply 903/11/2013

I can't decide which version is "vomilictic" and which one is "vomitrocious."

by Anonymousreply 1103/11/2013

[quote]The idea of it was so much better than reality

Fat people thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 1403/11/2013

Op sounds fat

by Anonymousreply 1503/11/2013

You probably need to be drunk or stoned to appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 1603/11/2013

little late, but.....

I'm not impressed by the new cantina items at all. As for the new side items, they amount they give you couldn't fill a thimble.

The 1/2 bite of corn is good but the guacamole is bland. The salsa? hard to tell from the miniscule amount that is given.

by Anonymousreply 1703/11/2013

Agree with R17. The Cantina item I tried (veg burrito?) had an odd flavor, won't compare to Chipotle at all. Haven't tried the guac or salsa, but I guess it shows that when you have to use fresh veg, rather than beef/soymix and processed corn and their attending subsidization, you don't get quality/quantity for your money.

by Anonymousreply 1803/11/2013

Is their Volcano menu any good?

by Anonymousreply 1903/11/2013

r12 r13

I LIKE you. You've got spunk!

by Anonymousreply 2003/11/2013

R10 is totally wrong, as usual.

by Anonymousreply 2103/12/2013

Lots of assumptions on this thread. Ever walk into a fast food joint? There's bodies of every shape and size. Not everyone who eats there is a waddling cow.

by Anonymousreply 2203/12/2013

The Doritos taco shell doesn't taste as strong as a Doritos chip and that's a good thing because if it did, it would overpower the flavor of everything else.

by Anonymousreply 2303/12/2013

Yeah, and it works for the Nacho Cheese taco shells... but the cool ranch is, I think, toned down just a bit too much.

by Anonymousreply 2403/12/2013

R22: There is a, ur, huge difference between people who happen to be in a fast food restaurant to get a quick bite and those who obsess about fast food so much they start threads on the Internet about it.

If the latter isn't fat now, they soon will be.

by Anonymousreply 2503/12/2013

I am so fuckin sick of these racist threads, as if all black people only eat at Taco Bell and buy clothes at Amvets.

by Anonymousreply 2603/12/2013

I was excited to try them (both flavors) but I can't taste the difference with regular tacos at all. I'm surprised they haven't been discontinued yet.

by Anonymousreply 2703/12/2013

I agree with r25 at least to the extent that the 300 post McDonalds thread is one of the most embarrassing ever on DL.

by Anonymousreply 2803/12/2013

R27, there's a distinct difference in taste. Are you a smoker? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2013

[quote]Are you really that oblivious that you've missed over a year's worth of hype about these things

yes, I missed out, missed out on venal marketing and shilling of garbage.

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013

[quote] Not everyone who eats there is a waddling cow.

but they are ignorant

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2013

The Cool Ranch tacos didn't make quite the splash anyone expected, I'm imagining.

The Nacho Cheese ones were huge.

I think the Cool Ranch ones are "too little, too late".

by Anonymousreply 3204/15/2013

Only trashy people eat fast food!

by Anonymousreply 3604/15/2013

I'm going to go have some tomorrow in honor of the unhinged troll at R33

by Anonymousreply 3704/16/2013

Love that Pink Slime Beef!

by Anonymousreply 3804/16/2013

Isn't that hunky Mark Wahlberg's voice in the commercials for this crap?

by Anonymousreply 4004/16/2013

R41 what a lovely photo of OP.

by Anonymousreply 4204/18/2013

Taco Bell is DISGUSTING. All fast food is disgusting, except maybe Whataburger haha

R33 is obviously very old and bitter.

by Anonymousreply 4304/18/2013

No r29, I can't taste the difference at all, and I love both Taco Bell and Doritos.

by Anonymousreply 4404/18/2013
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