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This is your daughter speaking...

Would it be possible if you could buy me two me a new summer dress? I know it's 1000 dollars but oh please daddy, please! I'll be extra good!

(attached is my super cute face that I use to try cajole you into buying me super expensive stuff) . . . . . So what do you say?

by Sarahreply 1003/10/2013

I don't have an Asian daughter.

by Sarahreply 103/09/2013

I don't have viable sperm.

by Sarahreply 203/09/2013


by Sarahreply 303/10/2013

Get the dental floss and blindfold her.

by Sarahreply 403/10/2013

Here is eight yards of fabric. If you want a summer dress, make it yourself.

by Sarahreply 503/10/2013

Speaking? I think you typing. Get back to practicing violin or no dim sum for you!

by Sarahreply 603/10/2013

You're all jealie cause she can get dick for days, and you all haven't had any in years.

by Sarahreply 703/10/2013

[post by racist shit-stain #3 removed.]

by Sarahreply 803/10/2013


by Sarahreply 903/10/2013

I obviously have the money for the dress because, based on your grammar, I clearly didn't spend the money on your education. The answer is still no however because you're not as cute as you think you are.

by Sarahreply 1003/10/2013
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