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Don't forget to turn your clocks back tonight!

It's Daylight Savings Time again. So soon, I know.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1903/10/2013

Forward

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 103/09/2013

I really like DST.

I'm glad it comes earlier now.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 203/09/2013

Don't forget that it's TWO HOURS back you have to set it if you live in New Jersey.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 303/09/2013

Who 2 hours in New Jersey? I've never heard that.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 403/09/2013

Remember that Oregon voted against it this year so you need to leave your clocks alone if you live there!

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 503/09/2013

Spring back, Fall forward, R1.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 603/09/2013

I hope you're kidding R6

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 703/10/2013

Spring rolls, Fall down

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 803/10/2013

Except Arizona (minus Navajo Nation), Hawaii, and US overseas territories.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 903/10/2013

Spring forward Fall back. Look at your cell phone in the morning versus the clock on your stove.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1003/10/2013

Wow, some of you really need to get a sense of humor before you hit "Enter."

So sad.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1103/10/2013

Who has clocks that need to be "turned forward"?

My clocks and cell phone adjust the time automatically.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1203/10/2013

That's weird. So for the next few weeks there'll only be a four hour time difference between London & New York.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1303/10/2013

My un-cell phone needed to be set. I did it. It's done. It's 11:02 everywhere in my apartment today.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1403/10/2013

Turn your watch, turn your watch back,

About a hundred thousand years.

A hundred thousand years.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1503/10/2013

[quote]Wow, some of you really need to get a sense of humor before you hit "Enter."

Why? So far, no one in here has said anything funny. Unless you're splitting a gut over "turn your clock back" or "Jersey is two hours ahead" or some shit, in which case, you are the one who is "so sad."

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1603/10/2013

I misread this as "turn your cocks black."

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1703/10/2013

Oh, thanks, OP.

I was two hours late to my job today.

I got fucking fired, you cunt.

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1803/10/2013

I forgot and now I'm all fucked up

by The Daylight Savings Time Trollreply 1903/10/2013
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